Your Regularly Scheduled Head Start On Your Search For Weekend Jack-0ff Material
I don’t think it’s appropriate to just throw out random links of porn sites, espeically since your typical Friday fare includes more family-friendly fetishables. But this week is different, partly because “fetishables” isn’t really a word. Unless you read TBL, and then you might as well throw the entire fucking dictionary into the fireplace. Do you even have a fireplace? We have two, but we don’t use either one. I always thought it would be neat to stick a TV in there that was actually showing an image of a burning fire, but getting that together would have been a waste of time. Kinda like this entire paragraph.
This week’s cheerleader pic comes from Hottest Girls Of Cheerleading. It’s a Texans Halloween party. Or something. I think an orgy was about to break out before there was this big bomb scare. And then Tiffany lost her keys and had to get a ride home from Melissa who drove into a ditch and now she can’t see the color orange anymore. In other words, it was a typical Texas night.
And if you’re looking to stay indoors this weekend, I have a movie recommendation for you…
Later on.
Tags: it's new to me, midgets, MMP, nightmare fuel, The Friday Cheerleader Posts
July 25th, 2008 at 12:29 pm
I gotta say, I’m relieved that you didn’t include a clip from the midget porn. I think.
July 25th, 2008 at 12:31 pm
geez punte
July 25th, 2008 at 12:33 pm
Whores.
Whores.
Whores.
Whores.
Whores!
Hooray!
July 25th, 2008 at 12:34 pm
Thanks a lot for ruining “The Wizard of Oz” for me.
July 25th, 2008 at 12:35 pm
jesus, look at the tits on that skeleton wizard
July 25th, 2008 at 12:43 pm
So that’s what happened to the original Alfalfa.
July 25th, 2008 at 12:48 pm
Midget porn actually exists? I thought it was only an Internet meme like racist Bostonians or Jesus.
July 25th, 2008 at 12:52 pm
Thanks Punte, you could have done a lot worse than midget porn. like obese women porn, for example.
July 25th, 2008 at 12:56 pm
Fuckin-a, Punter. You start really strong with the porn links but then finish with midget porn? I think it goes without saying (but I’ll say it anyhow), but that’s just wrong.
July 25th, 2008 at 12:56 pm
I watched that feature 10 years ago, and I still don’t know the gender of that little Ed Grimley midget in the back middle.
July 25th, 2008 at 1:02 pm
Oh god, my eyes.
July 25th, 2008 at 1:18 pm
Not a bad start for Sexy Friday…
July 25th, 2008 at 1:22 pm
Can I borrow your copy, Punte? My local store is out.
July 25th, 2008 at 1:36 pm
Oh LA-DEE-FUCKING-DAH, Mr. Two Fireplaces. Do you wipe your ass with 10s and 20s? I bet you use one of those water pitchers withe the filter, too.
July 25th, 2008 at 1:37 pm
*with
July 25th, 2008 at 1:54 pm
HAHAHAH holy fuck! Brett Favre is going to training camp for the JETS?!
July 25th, 2008 at 1:55 pm
” UpstateUnderdog Says:
July 25th, 2008 at 12:52 pm
Thanks Punte, you could have done a lot worse than midget porn. like obese women porn, for example.”
Sounds like “Please don’t throw me in that briar patch” to me…
July 25th, 2008 at 2:07 pm
@porky1, was it that obvious?
http://www.nypost.com/seven/07252008/sports/jets/report__jets_can_talk_to_favre_121566.htm
July 25th, 2008 at 2:15 pm
Kenny Irons has alot more time to devote to his first love: Sailing*
http://www.bengals.com/news/news.asp?story_id=6894
*And by Sailing, I mean week-long orgies
July 25th, 2008 at 2:31 pm
I have 3.
July 25th, 2008 at 2:46 pm
geez Punte, that’s just…small
July 25th, 2008 at 3:25 pm
Next week, can we have the retard porn “slow pokes” make an appearance?
July 25th, 2008 at 5:30 pm
I am not aroused… at all.
Or am I?
July 25th, 2008 at 5:34 pm
Now, on a midget farm… do you grow midgets or just really small vegetables ? Or is the whole farm just really tiny?
July 26th, 2008 at 5:04 pm
so not only this is midget porn, its…wait…i just did a google search for this movie…
“This movie features real Hungarian midgets (dwarfs, actually… check with OED) and real Hungarian people. Character names include Zoltan, Li’l Huggies, and Panther. Panther is by far the most talented actor in the film, if only because of his body. He stands, by my guess, about 2′6″ tall, has testicles about as big around as a dime (that’s US currency), and a penis about the size of a pencil eraser. It did not get hard (or soft, I couldn’t tell which state it was in in the scene he was in), but one of the tall folks did indeed lick it one time.”
…
holy shit.
July 27th, 2008 at 10:04 am
weak, I’ve seen better eye candy in a cafeteria
http://www.collegefastbreak.com/