Comments on: Coach Cowher’s Community College Students Had Better Start Finishing Their Goddamn Reading Assignments

By: MartinTheMerciless

MartinTheMerciless — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 04:35:54 +0000

Yo teach. I got your present past participle dangling.

By: jawning

jawning — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 23:29:50 +0000

+1 for Poe reference.

actually, +1 billion for that whole thing.

By: Spatula

Spatula — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 22:41:35 +0000

You’ve captured my fantasy first lecture of the year. Thank you.

By: J.L. White

J.L. White — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 22:07:45 +0000

My lord, all of that foul language is just disgusting. Bill Cowher, do you kiss Bill Leavy with that mouth of yours?

By: SaveUsKyleOrton!

SaveUsKyleOrton! — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 21:10:12 +0000

“Terrell, I want you to PARSE the PREDICATE!” (Chops Terrell’s shoulder.) “Do you understand me?! PARSE the PREDICATE!!!”

By: H.C. Prick

H.C. Prick — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 21:05:44 +0000

I often fantasize about Cowher’s daughters, not because I find them attractive, but because I think that they would be a crackerjack rage fuck.

By: StuScottBooyahs

StuScottBooyahs — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 20:44:38 +0000

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Random web addy, but funny.

By: ognihs

ognihs — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 20:41:57 +0000

too bad this isn’t the cowher we see on sundays. i wouldn’t have been mad if he stuffed one of those papers in a students shirt pocket.

By: Ben

Ben — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 20:37:46 +0000

@dougery Oh, so you had Tiefel too, eh?

I got a C+.

By: dougery

dougery — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 20:20:39 +0000

I actually had an english prof who used tactics like these. Not so much with the profanity, but he definitely kicked everyone out one morning for not having read the material. Which, if you think about it tuition-wise, is a fairly large kick to the balls. Oh, and then he sodomized our little sisters with copies of the complete works of shakespeare. What a hard-ass, that guy.