LIL’ YOUNGBLOOD HERE GIVE ME SO MANY REASONS TO BE THANKFUL OTHER THAN EDDIE MURPHY MOVIE MEET DAVE COMING OUT SOON. LIKE ME, HE SUFFERED CRIPPLING ACCIDENT BUT ACTUALLY GOT CRIPPLED BECAUSE HE DIDN’T HAVE NFL SUPERSURGEONS.
FROM NOW ON, I’M LEARNIN’ TO VALUE THE VALUE OF EACH AND EVERY DAY. I TALK TO MY AGENT AND HE SAID UNDER MY NEW DEAL I MAKE $12.75 MILLION EACH YEAR. I SAY WHAT’S THAT WORK OUT TO PER DAY. THERE’S A LOT OF DAYS IN A YEAR. AT LEAST TWO THOUSAND. WHAT’S MILLIONS DIVIDED BY A LOT?
HE PUNCHED UP HIS MAGIC MATH MACHINE AND TOLE ME IT WORK OUT TO THIRTY FOUR THOUSANDS AND NINE HUNDRED AND THIRTY ONE DOLLARS PER DAY.
TODAY I’M SPENDING MY THIRTY FOUR THOUSANDS GETTING BETTER AT THEM VIDEO GAMES. NO CRIPPLE GONE BUST ME UP IN THE GAMES AGAIN! IMMA START WITH THIS EXCITEBIKE. THEY MAKE YOU WEAR A HELMET IN THIS? THA’S SOME BUTT.
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A person who posted last week re the cost of steel ,it realy depends where you go to buy it, galvinized is around seven forty pounds per metric ton and standard is around £650 per ton- hope this helps
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Predictably, how many Steelers in that clip went to give the kid a high five before realizing, oops, HE CAN’T USE HIS FUCKING ARMS.
Geniuses.
Well, a nice story, either way.
Has someone finally fixed the comments section on this site?
I was actually scared to enter thhe comment section on this. Surprisingly tame, however.
Definately thought this an Emmitt post upon reading the title.
@snafu – I wouldn’t be surprised if he beat him afterwards too.
/seriously kids, domestic violence isn’t funny.
Did anyone else get something in their eyes while watching that?
“The teenager who can’t be stopped until he’s in the endzone”.
Or until his wheelchair battery dies.
What the fuck is going on with the comments?
And suddenly, all my comments appear at once.
I hope everyone enjoyed the Rongrastname joke enough to see it four times.
Jeez Ape, that’s just Rongrastname.
…yeah, because without the cameras James Harrison would have obviously tackled the shit out of that kid and done a lil celebration over his sprawled-out crippled body.
God forbid anybody acts nice when there are no cameras around.
So lame. The only reason these athletes pay attention to the retarded kids and cripples is because a camera is around. Everyone involved in stuff like this should be ashamed of themselves. If there are no cameras involved then I think it’s great, but otherwise it is impossible for me to watch.
Jeez, Ape. That’s just Rongrastname.
“THERE’S A LOT OF DAYS IN A YEAR. AT LEAST TWO THOUSAND. WHAT’S MILLIONS DIVIDED BY A LOT?”
ah yes. classic indeed
I can’t believe I just watched that whole video. 7 minutes. Holy shit.
I’m trying to figure out how this post could have been crazier if Christmas Ape wasn’t a Steelers fan…nope, got nothing.
Okay, when I saw the title I really thought this was going to be an Emmitt Smith post.
I NEED TO LEARN TO PLAY VIDEO GAMES LIKE A CHAMPION! YAAAAHHHHHHH!
*blinks*
For the sake of all that is holy I hope the preseason comes soon. You guys are becoming crazier than a rat in a coffee can.
I definately thought this was a post from the soulja. Until I saw the word butt.
Is this thing on?
I’ve got mildly witty comments to make, and nothing’s going through.
Jeez, Ape, that’s just Rongrastname
Jeez, Ape, that’s just Rongrastname.
I always said the Steelers run D was weak, they couldn’t even stop a kid in a wheelchair.
Nice to see the whole team involved, not just one player.
If Cedric Benson had one those wheelchairs (and a bottle of Grey Goose), he coulda been a pro bowler. Kid showed some burst going through the hole!
Isn’t getting paralyzed by an ambulance some sort of mega-irony? I think Alanis Morrisette wrote a song about it.
THAT’S JOKES!
THA’S SOME BUTT.
The entire Big Ben experience in one phrase. Bravo.
too bad Kevin Everett’s dr’s couldnt have been there… too bad. all jokes aside this is every father’s nightmare. no matter the humor my heart does go out to the family and this young boy.
AH DON’T NOES ANY MOVES! HARF HARF HARF
I LIKE MONEY.
That was such a tease I thought it would be a Hines Ward post
THIRTY FOUR THOUSANDS AND NINE HUNDRED AND THIRTY ONE DOLLARS
Don’t forget the fitty cents that Rongrastname gets to spend on jawbreakers and lemonheads each day.