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By: On Jeremy Shockey « Steaks and Sports

On Jeremy Shockey « Steaks and Sports — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 22:59:39 +0000

[...] but I don’t think I can sum up the general douchebaggery that is Shockey any better than Kissing Suzy Kolber did. Deadspin also wrote a nice piece on the newest Saint. Check ‘em [...]

By: That’s Blog :: Sports Northwest Magazine

That’s Blog :: Sports Northwest Magazine — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 21:29:25 +0000

[...] I’ll never get tired of seeing Jeremy Shockey’s premature victory celebration. [KSK] [...]

By: dick_gozinia

dick_gozinia — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 19:31:04 +0000

/agrees with devine

I expect to see Kevin Boss jerseys enter the NFL’s top 10 selling jerseys any week now.

By: Deuce McAllister's ACL

Deuce McAllister's ACL — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 15:52:34 +0000

@ TurleyGirlie – I spent large parts of the 2007 season yelling at my father for complaining about Reggie’s inability to pound it up the middle. Given that when Reggie was in college, he was on Sportscenter about every 8.3 seconds, and none of those seconds were devoted to 3-yards-and-a-cloud-of-dust plays. If anyone expected that from Reggie, they weren’t paying attention. Just sayin’.

I seriously hope to any deity currently paying attention that he spent his rehab time eating hot dogs and getting high so that he fails his physical. That would put an end to our long national nightmare…

By: Italian Spiderman

Italian Spiderman — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 15:45:32 +0000

Gotta watch out for the kids. Won’t someone think of the children?!

Y’know, upon further reflection, this isn’t so bad, for the reasons you state. Totally agree w/ the swing passes thing because Reggie IS NOT A POUND THE MIDDLE TYPE OF BACK. Mrs. Eyetie Spidey (aka Deuce McAllister’s ACL) has been saying that for, like, ever.

By: TurleyGirlie

TurleyGirlie — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 14:47:01 +0000

Eyetie Spidey,

My first reaction was “Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.”

I reined it in for the benefit of the youngsters here.

The only good thing I can see about this is that Colston shouldn’t be doubled so much anymore and Meachem might actually play this year…of course we have NO idea what he can do. Also, maybe Reggie can get open for swing passes WHICH IS HOW PAYTON SHOULD HAVE BEEN USING HIM ALL ALONG.

By: Hakim Drops the Ball

Hakim Drops the Ball — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 05:52:09 +0000

I believe I meant to say, “Ah, on BEHALF of myself…”

No homo.

That’s how that works, right?

By: Hakim Drops the Ball

Hakim Drops the Ball — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 05:51:34 +0000

Ah, on before of myself, a single Saints fan, allow me to say, “Fuck.” I need a drink…

And no, Jeremy, you’re not coming with me. I’m drinking beer, not Yay-gah Bombs!

By: Leigh

Leigh — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 02:12:02 +0000

I would happily cut off one of my little toes if I could see a videotape of what Shockey said to G.M. Jerry Reese and Coach Coughlin after he was traded. For some reason, I think this would be better than Shockey’s “Bill Parcells is a homo” comment.

By: miamidiesel

miamidiesel — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:39:56 +0000

The quote from Rosenhaus at the end of this story was priceless: "He’s been one of the most successful tight ends in NFL history, but now I think he’s going to be more prolific in the Saints’ offense." Define success to me you dumb dick. Running your mouth and acting like you're the man, then failing to back it up on the field, getting injured every MOTHERFUCKING year, and pouting like a little bitch when the team won it all without you? Good riddance to this hillbilly shithead. Kevin Boss FTW!