All you media fags can eat the crotch out of a rag doll. You thought I was gonna get traded! Get stuffed, Peter King! The agent says I’m staying! AND they’re releasing Kevin Boss!

WOOOOOOOOOOO!

WHAT THE FUCK!?

NOT AGAIN!

If Reggie Bush don’t want that girl of his to have that big ass no more, just slide that shit my way. I’ll raw dog it and bail.

That fagatron with the birthmark better be able to get me the fucking rock. I can swing a mean crutch!