Dear Mary Beth King,
Hiya. Just wanted to say that we at KSK heard about your new internship via your Dad’s column. In case you’ve stopped reading it — don’t worry, most of us have — here’s what he said:
7. I think in the interest of full disclosure, I want to report that my daughter, Mary Beth King, has taken a PR internship with the Seattle Seahawks for the season. It’s going to sound hollow to say I had nothing to do with it, but I didn’t. She applied without telling me. New family rule: Mary Beth does not share conversations with Matt Hasselbeck or Mike Holmgren with her father.
I don’t think we’ve ever been properly introduced, but it just so happens that I’m one of the more enthusiastic Seahawks fans in this neck of the Inter-woods, so I thought I’d say hello. I’d be happy to hear from you about any and all Seahawks-related news, and I’d eagerly listen to what you have to say about any conversations you have with Mike Holmgren and Matt Hasselbeck. Unlike your father. *cough* Deadbeat! *cough*
Anyway, nice to make your acquaintance. Please feel free to email us any Seahawks news, or press releases, or… you know… photos of yourself.
Captain Caveman and the Gay Mafia
I want more like this!
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