Comments on: Trust me, some topical cortisone cream should clear that up

By: StuScottBooyahs

StuScottBooyahs — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 05:21:13 +0000

@rich: die

By: rich

rich — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 04:49:23 +0000

somebody is struggglllllling to make up his mind!
http://www.collegefastbreak.com/

By: jujrok

jujrok — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 02:36:17 +0000

forget favre’s wife on the lawn. looks like the only way to keep the reprobate from extending his already-threadbare welcome is for rogers to service brett on his freshly-mown pasture.

but fuck somebody needs to bring this miniseries to a close.

By: Man Bear Pig

Man Bear Pig — Sun, 06 Jul 2008 23:58:00 +0000

Holy weekend posts, Batman!

By: Naptown Drew

Naptown Drew — Sun, 06 Jul 2008 23:12:43 +0000

I propose, from here forward, the word “Favre” become a verb meaning “to do something when all rational logic instructs you to do otherwise.” For example:

“Honey, I just Favred on you last night. I realize you didn’t make the cut for this year’s SI Swimsuit Issue; but I didn’t find the time to console you because I wanted to see what it would be like to spend the night with a tranny.”

or perhaps:

I saw discarded wrappers. I saw empty bottles. I saw open sores. But I Favred it. So now I need antibiotics and prayers. Help!

By: StuScottBooyahs

StuScottBooyahs — Sun, 06 Jul 2008 19:22:57 +0000

Wow. Thank you for that Alba picture.

*runs upstairs*

By: moof

moof — Sun, 06 Jul 2008 18:48:49 +0000

god damnit i hate brett favre more than cancer or nancy grace.

By: Hard Drugs & Easy Listening

Hard Drugs & Easy Listening — Sun, 06 Jul 2008 15:33:29 +0000

Couldn’t we also scratch all of Favre’s itches with a heavy pipe across the forehead? Then afterwards, that pipe will make encore performances against all the “journalists” who are unable to think of another metaphor. Apparently, itch/scratch is the only possible way to intimate someone may or may not stay retired (or just needs to yo-yo his fans around for a couple of months for his own gratification)