This Week’s KSK Commenter Draft – Ice Cream Flavors
Just in time for the Fourth, it’s time to talk a little ice cream.
I’ve been on this planet for a while now, so my method of eating ice cream has been more or less well established. I always get a cake cone and not a sugar cone. A cake cone catches drips more easily (though I often lick around the edge of the cone to prevent such occurrences. A little cone rim job, if you will). Plus, it has little nooks around the rim that fill with delicious ice cream runoff. It’s quite nice.
I also frown at any 12-year-old retard ice cream scooper who does NOT press the ice cream down into the cone, thus filling it. If the scooper fails to do this, I will use my tongue to push the ice cream down into the cone. That way, once I start biting into the cone, I be in flavor country. Aw yeah. Then I beat the scooper about the head with my wife’s diaper bag.
Not a big waffle cone fan. All waffle cones have that slit going down the middle, which channels the melted ice cream directly onto your wrist. Fuck. I’ve never gotten one of those oreo cookie cones that’s been dipped in fudge and rolled around in M&M’s. You need to be a special kind of fat person to get that.
Also, a note to the scoopers at Cold Stone: stop banging your fucking paddles on the counter. It’s fucking annoying.
Anyway, here’s your draft. Draft your favorite flavor of ice cream. I’ll allow sorbets, gelatos, and sherbets. But make it a FLAVOR. Don’t say “I love banana splits!” or something retarded like that. Pick one flavor only. Once you pick a flavor, wait 10 picks before taking another one. My pick: Mint chocolate chip.
Eat the pig… eat the pig… ZIGGY ZIGGY ZIGGY ZIG!!!
Tags: all right all right but then i get a chipwich, Big Daddy Drew, cause you are on the welfare, ksk commenter drafts
July 3rd, 2008 at 9:38 am
strawberry, with real strawberries in it.
July 3rd, 2008 at 9:39 am
Cake cones are the shittiest shit that ever shat. Boo!
Since you took my number one, I’ll take Cake Batter from JP Licks. Tastes just like, well, cake batter. Amazing.
July 3rd, 2008 at 9:39 am
A few scoops of ben and jerrys chocolate fudge brownie, served in between the breasts of the young lady pictured above
July 3rd, 2008 at 9:40 am
“Eat the pig… eat the pig… ZIGGY ZIGGY ZIGGY ZIG!!!”
most excellent
July 3rd, 2008 at 9:40 am
Stephen Colbert’s Americone Dream from B&J
get the cone with the ice cream without the white stuff all over your hands….
July 3rd, 2008 at 9:40 am
Chocolate. Or black raspberry.
Mint chocolate chip is what Ryan Seacrest eats while being boned by Tom Cruise on the GLAAD float at the gay pride parade through the Castro district.
July 3rd, 2008 at 9:41 am
Cookies and Cream. It sounds really gay, but it has Oreos in it, so fuck off.
July 3rd, 2008 at 9:41 am
Blue Bell Homemade Vanilla… I win.
July 3rd, 2008 at 9:43 am
Chocolate. Or black raspberry.
Can you not fucking read? Pick ONE flavor, Spalding.
July 3rd, 2008 at 9:43 am
Cherry Garcia
“You ditched Napoleon?” “He was a dick.”
July 3rd, 2008 at 9:45 am
Chocolate-chocolate chip, from this little ice cream shop in Valdivia, Chile. Best ice cream I have ever tasted.
July 3rd, 2008 at 9:47 am
Haagen Daaz’s Dulce De Leche FTW
July 3rd, 2008 at 9:47 am
Why even pick if Mint Chocolate Chip is already off the board?
I’m going on vacation now.
July 3rd, 2008 at 9:47 am
Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough.
July 3rd, 2008 at 9:48 am
blue bell apple struedel. it was a limited production run way back when, and it remains the most amazing ice cream i’ve ever tasted. as some of us southerners have been observed to remark, it’s so good it’d make you wanna push yo mamma in the fire.
July 3rd, 2008 at 9:49 am
Coffee ice cream milkshake with a shit load of Autocrat coffee flavored syrup.
/people from Rhode Island know what I’m talking about
July 3rd, 2008 at 9:50 am
gotta go with chocolate chip cookie dough, preferably b&js
July 3rd, 2008 at 9:50 am
Albo has it right – mint chocolate chip sucks cock! Orange sherbet is my choice.
July 3rd, 2008 at 9:52 am
I’ll take HD chocolate and peanut butter ice cream now.
YOINK!
July 3rd, 2008 at 9:53 am
Oh, so mint chocolate chip is for fags, but orange sherbet is all manly and shit?
Whatever.
July 3rd, 2008 at 9:54 am
Orange Sherbert?
Get the fuck off of the internet right this second, cocksauce.
July 3rd, 2008 at 9:54 am
Chocolate Marshmallow, it is beyond delicious
July 3rd, 2008 at 9:55 am
Dark chocolate gelato. There’s a little dessert place near my apartment that makes this stuff. It’s so good, I want to smack an innocent stranger because he’s not made out of 67% cocoa.
July 3rd, 2008 at 9:56 am
damn dh. i’ll go with cherries jubilee from baskin robbins. ps mint chocolate chip is called peppermint bon bon in the midwest. that’s hella brady quinn and nick lachey
July 3rd, 2008 at 9:57 am
Rocky Road, the ice cream metaphor for life.
July 3rd, 2008 at 9:58 am
Chocolate. Or black raspberry.
^^^
You’re a dooche-de-bagge (like dulce-de-leche but with a caramel substitute. See: Pacman’s Ice Cream Has a Flavor)
I’m picking b-raz from Richardson’s in Middleton, MA.
July 3rd, 2008 at 9:59 am
Nutella ice cream FTW.
And what the hell is a cake cone? Do they really make cones out of cake? “I am intrigued by your ideas …”
July 3rd, 2008 at 9:59 am
Moose tracks!
July 3rd, 2008 at 9:59 am
Gifford’s Peanut Butter ice cream, preferably from the Bethesda location.
July 3rd, 2008 at 10:00 am
PISTACHIO FT mother fucking W!
July 3rd, 2008 at 10:00 am
Oh, and you can put that Nutella ice cream in brioche for me.
July 3rd, 2008 at 10:00 am
Def. Peanut Butter Chocolate from Baskin Robbins.
/Dust-Wind-Dude.
July 3rd, 2008 at 10:00 am
Ben and Jerry’s Half Baked.
July 3rd, 2008 at 10:00 am
This be a cake cone. Also known as a plain cone or wafer cone.
July 3rd, 2008 at 10:01 am
Lemon from the pharmacy in Arthur, IL.
July 3rd, 2008 at 10:01 am
Cinnamon
July 3rd, 2008 at 10:02 am
spumone, fuck this should have been my first pick.
for those who don’t know, spumone is an Italian ice cream made with layers of different flavors (pistachio, choclolate), usually containing fruits and nuts.
July 3rd, 2008 at 10:02 am
Mmm I’ll take ricotta gelato from Montenucci’s in Orvieto, Umbria, up the hill from my aunt and uncle’s place.
Excuse me for a moment… I’ve got to go pull my head out of my own ass right now.
July 3rd, 2008 at 10:06 am
Just plain old Oreo ice cream from Brusters.
July 3rd, 2008 at 10:06 am
Teaberry from Rakestraw’s in Mechanicsburg Pa. Just fucking amaizing. In a pretzel cone.
July 3rd, 2008 at 10:06 am
To this day, I’ve never enjoyed any flavor more than good ol’ plain vanilla.
July 3rd, 2008 at 10:07 am
With mint chocolate chip (why would you show that green-dyed shit?) and cake batter off the board in the first minute, I lost my interest in this draft. Oh well. I’ll go with the coffee ice cream and dark chocolate-coated Dove Bar that I used to buy from the street vendors in DC. They were so good that I would come in my pants with the first bite. It wasn’t the people pointing at my crotch and laughing as I walked back to the office that bothered me; it was the HR slut telling me that I was making the administrative assistants uncomfortable. Tight-assed bitches.
What’s that you say? Dove hasn’t made that flavor combination since the late 1980s? Well, fuck them, and fuck you.
July 3rd, 2008 at 10:07 am
You know what? Fuck this draft. I’m already fat. I don’t need to be thinking about ice cream all day. Plus, Ape took mine. Bastard.
July 3rd, 2008 at 10:07 am
Good ol’ DQ vanilla softserve cones are hard to beat.
July 3rd, 2008 at 10:07 am
Peanut Butter Cup.
July 3rd, 2008 at 10:08 am
To this day, I’ve never enjoyed any flavor more than good ol’ plain vanilla.
Perhaps you’d also like unflavored, Mrs. Flanders.
July 3rd, 2008 at 10:08 am
Phish Food by Ben & Jerry’s.
The *only* time it’s ok to like anything by Phish
July 3rd, 2008 at 10:09 am
@Drew — you had me all excited. That’s called a sugar cone in the non-gay universe.
And now I take Baskin Robbins bubble gum flavor, with the little bubble gum pieces in it. Not because I like it so much as I just like to make 6-year-olds cry.
July 3rd, 2008 at 10:10 am
Heath Bar Crunch. And don’t skimp on the candy you pimple faced fuck
Asked not to return to White Mountain Creamery in the early 90’s.
July 3rd, 2008 at 10:11 am
@devin hester — I will have to make some lemon ice cream soon. That sounds delicious.
July 3rd, 2008 at 10:13 am
MY FAVRITE KINDA ICE CREAM IS GRAPE INSPIRALATION.
July 3rd, 2008 at 10:14 am
MY NEW FAVRITE KINDS IS LIMAS SWEED….
July 3rd, 2008 at 10:14 am
Pralines and Cream is the only continued justification for Baskin Robbins’ existence.
31 flavors doesn’t count as a claim, BR, if you don’t serve them at the same time, because you’re too hard-up for space what with all your locations being crammed into the back of mini-Dunkin Donuts.
At least have the lack of dignity to form like Voltron and give me a Donut Sundae. Damn.
July 3rd, 2008 at 10:14 am
No, THIS is a sugar cone. Know your cones, lady.
July 3rd, 2008 at 10:15 am
QuarterBack Crunch, made by HIland Dairy here in good ole Missery
July 3rd, 2008 at 10:15 am
Ben and Jerry’s Willie Nelson’s Country Peach Cobbler.
Tastes great, and I hear you can smoke the carton and get higher than his tax lien.
July 3rd, 2008 at 10:19 am
@ Drew — looks like a waffle cone to me, e ven if it’s a fake one. But I defer to your
fatnessmore comprehensive knowledge.July 3rd, 2008 at 10:19 am
Not just “cinnamon,” but Ben & Jerry’s Cinnamon Bun ice cream. It’s like eating a frozen Cinnabon, only 262 times healthier. I heard it’s what Osi eats before… you know…
Also, Colbert’s AmeriCone Dream deserves another supporter.
July 3rd, 2008 at 10:20 am
@ Otto Man
Yea, I’m a Cheifs fan too, god it hurts to admit that…….
*holds Preist Holmes jersey while crying in corner*
July 3rd, 2008 at 10:21 am
Eh, I’m kinda limited since I don’t like chocolate… but around these parts a lot of places make maple walnut and that shit is faaaaaaaantastic. Mine now!
Hee… Miles O’Toole, I worked at the White Mountain Creamery in Wellesley growing up!
July 3rd, 2008 at 10:21 am
Jesus mamacita, THIS is a waffle cone. C’mon man. This is Fat Person 101.
July 3rd, 2008 at 10:22 am
Peachy Paterno
If only the coach had an expiration date
July 3rd, 2008 at 10:23 am
Mamacita, I’ve got to side with BDD on this. A sugar cone looks like a waffle cone, but is smaller and more clearly mass produced.
Although where I come from, we call them “plain cones” not “cake cones.” And they taste like fucking styrofoam.
July 3rd, 2008 at 10:23 am
Mississippi Mud. Chocolate. Brownies. Walnuts. Thank you, come again.
July 3rd, 2008 at 10:24 am
We’ll get through this together, Buzz. Go drown your sorrows with some sausage.
Wait, that sounded wrong.
July 3rd, 2008 at 10:25 am
Oh, and cake cones get soggie within the first 15 seconds and taste like, yep, styrofoam thereafter. Give me sugar cones or give me death.
July 3rd, 2008 at 10:25 am
Seriously Drew why can’t you be one of those idiots that think Mint Chocolate Chip tastes like medicine? MCC is the greatest ice cream of all and I refuse to pick. Happy 4th people. Vacation time.
July 3rd, 2008 at 10:25 am
@Drew — how is that different from (what you called) the sugar cone? That second one is just the non-industrial version.
Just put some Blue Bell Cantaloupe and Cream in it for me.
July 3rd, 2008 at 10:27 am
Blue Bell Banana Pudding
July 3rd, 2008 at 10:28 am
BDD, is correct. Sugar cones have a thin coat of sugar on them and don’t get soggy as fast as waffle cones do. Cake cones just fucking suck and should not be eaten by anyone over the age of 9.
July 3rd, 2008 at 10:29 am
I can’t believe we’re still discussing something I mastered as a kindergartner, but for here’s a handy cone comparison.
As you’ll see, Mamacita, the waffle cone is twice as big, softer and chewier in texture, and not quite as sweet.
July 3rd, 2008 at 10:30 am
For my next pick, Blueberry Cheesecake.
July 3rd, 2008 at 10:31 am
Most underrated flavor ever: Vanilla.
July 3rd, 2008 at 10:31 am
I pick Izzy’s Irish moxie.
It’s coffee ice cream with booze in it.
Also, the difference between a sugar cone and a waffle cone is about a half stick of butter.
\makes his own cones
July 3rd, 2008 at 10:32 am
Enough with the cones! I think we can all agree that ice cream was meant to be eaten
off the washboard abs of a guitar-playing 20-something with green eyeswith a spoon, the way the good lord intended.One more: Peppermint stick. Yum yum.
July 3rd, 2008 at 10:33 am
Got to go with Chubby Hubby. Good for those times when regular ice cream just doesn’t have enough fat in it.
July 3rd, 2008 at 10:34 am
Y’all may think this is gross, but don’t knock it until you’ve tried it:
Pumpkin Spice
July 3rd, 2008 at 10:35 am
a little off topic, but New Englanders need to get their shit straight. You put sprinkles on your ice cream, not jimmies. fuck off Tahmee from Quinzee.
/no draft complete without a little hate for New England
July 3rd, 2008 at 10:35 am
Banana ice cream. you don’t usually see it but damn it can be good.
July 3rd, 2008 at 10:36 am
I love how a draft about ice cream has turned into the most commenter-combative thread these pages have seen since I-dunno-when.
‘If you guys were an ice cream flavor, you’d be pralines and dick.’
July 3rd, 2008 at 10:37 am
Naptown, my wife got a scoop of Pumpkin Pie ice cream from a local place near us, and it was fanfuckingtastic.
July 3rd, 2008 at 10:37 am
SPRINKLES ARE NOT THE SAME AS JIMMIES. Sprinkles are a BLANKET term including little round thingies or gay stuff that’s like butterfly-shaped or whatever. Jimmies are SPECIFICALLY the little rod-shaped ones that come in rainbow and chocolate.
July 3rd, 2008 at 10:37 am
Cherry Choclate Chip.
Not the kind with the little sissy chips. This kind has chips the size of dice.
July 3rd, 2008 at 10:39 am
I come late a get the steal of the draft. Wait for it…
Tin Roof Sundae
Bam
July 3rd, 2008 at 10:39 am
OKAY YOU WIN. You and your gay nomenclature. I will think of you two as I slurp this weekend.
July 3rd, 2008 at 10:39 am
Laura Ingraham’s Yapcunt Cream?
July 3rd, 2008 at 10:40 am
Chunky Monkey. Steal of the Draft.
Ben, you were close with plain banana, but you just missed.
July 3rd, 2008 at 10:40 am
and would be the word I needed
July 3rd, 2008 at 10:40 am
Butterscotch — preferably from Breyers, to be eaten directly from the tub in four or five consecutive sittings. Your tears of shame are the only topping you need.
July 3rd, 2008 at 10:40 am
Ben and Jerry’s Oatmeal Cookie.
I know, it sounds disgusting, but holy fucking shit is it good. Cinnamon base, cookie dough bits, and chocolate chunks. (No raisins.)
July 3rd, 2008 at 10:41 am
Laura Ingraham’s Yapcunt Cream?
Only if you like your ice cream curdled, sour and stupid.
July 3rd, 2008 at 10:41 am
@Upstate Underdog — You want girly sprinkles on your unicorn sundae go ahead, everyone else is ordering jimmies.
July 3rd, 2008 at 10:42 am
Carrot Cake Ice Cream from Maggie Moos
July 3rd, 2008 at 10:42 am
FUCK YOU aMILLIE!
Black Raspberry from Richardsons is the clear winner of this here blaft.
July 3rd, 2008 at 10:43 am
@Otto Man — No raisins? Will does not approve.
July 3rd, 2008 at 10:45 am
Dove’s Unconditional Chocolate.
Chocolate ice cream with a layer of dark chocolate on top and milk chocolate chunks interpsersed throughout alongside fudge swirls.
I eat this several times a week, and ironically I am not a fat ass.
July 3rd, 2008 at 10:45 am
Until Leitch learns to rein in that pompous royal “we,” I don’t give a damn.
I’m a big fan of raisins in the real cookies — giant, rabbit-turd-sized golden raisins, especially — but I don’t think they’d work in ice cream.
Yes, I’m aware of the existence of Rum Raisin, but we all know that only pederasts order that.
July 3rd, 2008 at 10:45 am
Breyers’ Snickers.
With a ton of those little chocolate peanut clusters.
July 3rd, 2008 at 10:47 am
bigslow….you rotten bastard. Maggie Moos is outstanding.
Nobody picked blackberry ice cream from Graeters in Cincy?
Ok, I’ll go there.
July 3rd, 2008 at 10:49 am
Holy shit I want some ice cream.
I’m going to pick the red bean paste ice cream they serve at sushi restaurants. It’s really sweet and refreshing. Goes great with sake!
July 3rd, 2008 at 10:49 am
@Otto Man — ooh, I had forgotten about Rum Raisin. Yum. Rocky Road is actually the flavor of choice for pederasts.
/I swear it’s baby weight.
July 3rd, 2008 at 10:49 am
Guiness Ice Cream from Bobtail… can only get in march
July 3rd, 2008 at 10:49 am
1. Mint Oreo from JP Licks.
2. @futuremrsrickankiel — no, you attempted non-racist, jimmies are only the chocolate kind. As in Jim Crow. Because Boston hates black people. GET IT STRAIGHT!
July 3rd, 2008 at 10:54 am
Dove’s Unconditional Chocolate.
Chocolate ice cream with a layer of dark chocolate on top and milk chocolate chunks interpsersed throughout alongside fudge swirls.
I need to go buy the above directly.
For my next pick I will go with green tea ice cream that you get a sushi bars.
July 3rd, 2008 at 10:54 am
Fack!
Props to the JP Licks pull, though. Repre-SENT!
July 3rd, 2008 at 10:57 am
Love how even though I’m arriving late, my absolute favorite is still available. I pick rainbow sherbet from Baskin Robbins. Love that shit. And in a cake cone.
July 3rd, 2008 at 10:57 am
Ben & Jerry’s Willie Nelson’s Country Peach Cobbler. Mmmmm…graham-flavored shit. Yahtzee.
July 3rd, 2008 at 10:57 am
@Dr. Quim and futureMrs., I’ll go to my grave calling them sprinkles.
July 3rd, 2008 at 10:58 am
Tough call here…we have a place here called Kone King that has a solid collection of soft serve flavors. Traditional vanilla and chocolate, and one or two flavors of the day. I’m gonna have to take black raspberry soft serve (does that count as different than black raz hard ice cream?). In a sugar cone, cause that’s the only kind of cone I recognize.
/wanted to pick rainbow sherbet but am afraid of the commentors, and BBD.
July 3rd, 2008 at 10:59 am
Dude, let’s just be all “fuck it, we’re taking JP Licks and dividing the flavors down the middle”. All of the flavors of the month this month sound fucking awesome. Plus now they’re in Hahvahd Squayah, which is great for my Slumerville-dwelling self.
July 3rd, 2008 at 10:59 am
Godiva Chocolate Raspberry Truffle. Yoink.
July 3rd, 2008 at 10:59 am
Banana Splits!!
But really,
Butter Pecan
July 3rd, 2008 at 11:00 am
Sorry, Chet, but I’ve already claimed the red-headed stranger’s product.
And for my next pick, since Americone Dream is gone, I’ll take a near imitation in Edy’s Drumstick Ice Cream.
July 3rd, 2008 at 11:00 am
Ben and Jerry’s Karamel Sutra …. It taste’s delicious with a sexual connotation as well.
July 3rd, 2008 at 11:00 am
Ha, I just got the Tom Brady of the Ice Cream Draft.
Lakeview Barhopper, only available at the Bobtail Ice Cream at the Corner of Broadway and Wellington. Chocolate Ice Cream with Bourbon. Around St. Patty’s Day, they have Guinness Ice Cream. It’s fucking amazing. It makes my list of “Things I’d like to eat one last time if I could only have one more meal.”
/shows self out.
July 3rd, 2008 at 11:01 am
Godiva Chocolate Raspberry Truffle. Yoink.
Lah-dee-dah, Your Highness.
Do they serve that to you in a crystal goblet, like that prissy fucking cat in the Fancy Feast ads?
July 3rd, 2008 at 11:01 am
Pralines and Dick, or for the edited for TV folks out there, Jamocha Almond Idiot.
Thanks, Garth.
July 3rd, 2008 at 11:01 am
I’ll take Candy Cane Crunch from Sealtest. Look for it around Chritmas and then thank me.
July 3rd, 2008 at 11:04 am
That’s some primo shit, cannon fire.
July 3rd, 2008 at 11:04 am
Motherfucking strawberry cheesecake, son!
July 3rd, 2008 at 11:04 am
The crappy kind of off-brand vanilla that grandma used to buy in the gallon-tub-fat-Oklahoman size. Mmm mmm. With off-brand chocolate syrup, naturally. THAT’S summer, right there.
Also, props to all you Blue Bell people. Every time I have the misfortune of going back to Texas to visit the folks, at least I can look forward to a freezer-full of BB. Ditto for Braums.
July 3rd, 2008 at 11:04 am
Since most of the good ones are taken, Java Chip.
July 3rd, 2008 at 11:05 am
@cannon fire– meh. By Christmas I’m done with ice cream. That’s when it’s time to start putting Peppermint Schnapps in everything: coffee, tea, stew, etc.
July 3rd, 2008 at 11:06 am
Edy’s Peppermint Ice Cream.
It’s got those red hard candy peppermint pieces in it and those are to dies for.
July 3rd, 2008 at 11:06 am
this might be going against the rules, but I’m taking “Fudgie the Whale” ice cream cake from Carvel.
/R.I.P. Tom Carvel
July 3rd, 2008 at 11:06 am
@Gordon
They’re in Davis sq too
July 3rd, 2008 at 11:07 am
A Blizzard with Kit Kat, Butterfinger and Heath Bar from DQ. Mmm, candy bars.
Is a Blizzard a safe pick?
July 3rd, 2008 at 11:08 am
WORD on straight-up drafting JP Licks. I pass the Newbury Street one every fucking night on the way home and the line is always prohibitively long… I clearly need a storefront to myself. Everything they do is magic.
Yay Somerville! My band is playing a gig there tonight, actually. Although Harvard Square has Herrell’s, which maybejustmaybe edges out JP Licks due to the presence of Bourbon Vanilla. And that’s my next draft pick.
July 3rd, 2008 at 11:09 am
@Otto Man: Curse you handsome devil!
July 3rd, 2008 at 11:09 am
For fuck’s sake, I drafted peppermint stick like 5 years ago.
July 3rd, 2008 at 11:10 am
peachy paterno at the PSU creamery
July 3rd, 2008 at 11:10 am
Yeah, but Harvard is closer.
Sticking with the local theme, Christina’s had Wild Turkey and Walnut.
@monkey business: your gay crush aside, that ice cream sounds pretty fucking pimp.
July 3rd, 2008 at 11:10 am
Edy’s Girl Scout Cookie.
WOO HOO
July 3rd, 2008 at 11:10 am
@fmra — if everyone I knew weren’t having a birthday today, I’d ask where.
July 3rd, 2008 at 11:12 am
@BDD be specific
Edy’s Girl Scout Cookie Thin Mint Ice Cream…. full of awesome and win
July 3rd, 2008 at 11:13 am
@ JD
Been there, claimed it.
July 3rd, 2008 at 11:13 am
White Chocolate.
It tastes just like Jason Williams!
July 3rd, 2008 at 11:13 am
Don’t care about the flavor as long as it’s consumed properly.
July 3rd, 2008 at 11:13 am
@Drew — is it made with real Girl Scouts?
July 3rd, 2008 at 11:14 am
Show up late to the party so I’ll take the ugly girl who is really get in the sack home…
Dairy Queen’s Georgia Mud Fudge Blizzard. And if the bitch doesn’t make it with chocolate ice cream I will take the long plastic spoon and give her a lobotomy.
July 3rd, 2008 at 11:14 am
Well played, Sharkey. Strawberry cheesecake is the tits. Since that was my next pick, I’ll take McDonald’s vanilla soft serve in a cone. I had one on Saturday after eating streamed blue crabs all afternoon and they are still awesome.
and +1 mamacita for an Addams Family pull
July 3rd, 2008 at 11:17 am
I’d better nip french vanilla too, while I’m at it.
July 3rd, 2008 at 11:17 am
Triple Chocolate Klondike Ice Cream Bar, 3x the chocolate, three times the deliciousness
July 3rd, 2008 at 11:17 am
Well played sharkey.
July 3rd, 2008 at 11:19 am
Thin Mint.
At DQ, they used to make something called a peanut butter crunch Blizzard. they put real peanut butter in it, then these little chocolate crunchie things. It was heaven. They don’t make it anymore. Fuckers.
July 3rd, 2008 at 11:20 am
Frozen Pudding!
July 3rd, 2008 at 11:21 am
Klondike bars, all varietys
http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b66/Ozzle/IMG_0268.jpg
fuckin hippie
July 3rd, 2008 at 11:22 am
Coldstone Creamery’s Chocolate Devotion.
“A quadruple chocolate sensation of chocolate ice cream, with chocolate chips, brownies and fudge.”
Also included….diabetic coma.
July 3rd, 2008 at 11:22 am
Sorry Oz, you get all varieties BUt Triple Chocolate, that one is mine!
July 3rd, 2008 at 11:25 am
Vanilla fudge ripple
Throw some caramel topping on that shit and I’m in heaven
July 3rd, 2008 at 11:25 am
Peanut Buster Parfait is the best thing at DQ.
I went to the most incompetent DQ on earth a couple of weeks ago (Lufkin, TX). How hard is it for you to make my son a Kit Kat Blizzard? I’m not asking you to split the atom, bitch.
July 3rd, 2008 at 11:26 am
Can I draft Lucy Pinder?
July 3rd, 2008 at 11:27 am
And Michelle Marsh while I’m at it.
July 3rd, 2008 at 11:29 am
http://www.benjerry.com/scoop_shops/dousaflavor/flavor_generator.cfm
Thought I’d pull out the ben and jerry’s flavor generator
Look out for Fuckin’ Awesome coming to a home soon.
A chocolate and brownie batter base
With Fudge Chunks, Brownie Chunks and Cherries
Topped off with a fudge and caramel swirl
July 3rd, 2008 at 11:33 am
Ok so last year at the Scooper Bowl I got to try this. It tastes kinda like a PB&J, and because of the swirlies IT LOOKS LIKE A BASEBALL WHEN YOU SCOOP IT. Delicious and aesthetically pleasing. Mine mine mine!
Sally O’Brien’s, btw.
July 3rd, 2008 at 11:35 am
Almost forgot, Love Potion #31 from Baskin Robbins. They tease me by only bringing it out around Valentine’s Day each year.
July 3rd, 2008 at 11:35 am
You fuckers know way too much about ice cream.
July 3rd, 2008 at 11:36 am
Since Sharkey keeps taking everything I like, I’ll go with the old school Jell-O pudding pops (either vanilla or swirl, since I don’t like chocolate). Those were amazing when I was a kid. Unfortunately, I have not been able to find them in a grocery store since 1995.
July 3rd, 2008 at 11:36 am
The peanut butter and chocolate ice cream sandwiches from Bierkraft in Park Slope are glorious, and Bierkraft is probably the best store in existence. What’s that? All you sell is top-shelf beer, meat, cheese and chocolate? A-thank you.
July 3rd, 2008 at 11:38 am
Also, I call shenanigans for using the same picture on this post and With Leather. Lame.
July 3rd, 2008 at 11:39 am
The Chaco Taco. I’ll take 11 please.
July 3rd, 2008 at 11:39 am
When I was a kid my lips froze to a pudding pop. I then proceed to rip the skin off my lips pulling it out and bled for hours.
July 3rd, 2008 at 11:43 am
wow. y’all know a lot about ice cream. all the flavors i like have been taken, but i’ll be checking in to take notes… for when i gain weight to go on disability.
July 3rd, 2008 at 11:43 am
Edy’s Loaded Butterfinger…for the morbidly obese only
July 3rd, 2008 at 11:44 am
@Rocco
Did somebody triple dog dare you to do it?
July 3rd, 2008 at 11:44 am
ognihs, I recommend a slow, steady gorging process combined with assal horizontalogy.
July 3rd, 2008 at 11:45 am
Dave Matthews Band Magic Brownies by B&J’s=Very limited production
Black Raspberry Ice Cream Swirled with Sweet Cream Ice Cream & Fudgy Brownies Yum!
July 3rd, 2008 at 11:48 am
Rocco, are you from Indy by any chance? I feel like we would have been best friends in pre-school.
July 3rd, 2008 at 11:48 am
Had to go through every post…. don’t think this one is in there yet… First off, Blue Bell is the best. Contented cows, they say. Anyway:
Banana Pudding
BTW, loved the Quarterback Crunch choice. It’s quality checked!
July 3rd, 2008 at 11:49 am
homemade vanilla ice cream with cointreau on top.
yes, i was raised by alcoholics.
your point?
July 3rd, 2008 at 11:51 am
@ABM & Monkey Business
The Bobtail by me on Armitage closed after being open for only one summer. I assumed it closed because it was shitty. Was I mistaken?
For my next pick I’ll go with a brownie/oreo/fudge/chocolate cake mess from Treats.
Chocolate cake ice cream
Brownie bits
Oreo bits
Hot fudge
Swirl that shit up in a blender.
/likes chocolate
July 3rd, 2008 at 11:51 am
I recommend a slow, steady gorging process combined with assal horizontalogy.
Instead of making sandwiches with bread, use pop tarts. Instead of chewing gum, chew bacon.
July 3rd, 2008 at 11:53 am
mmmmmmm….BACON
July 3rd, 2008 at 11:53 am
Popsicle brand fudgicle*
*fudgsicle
July 3rd, 2008 at 11:57 am
Ben and Jerry’s briefly made an apple pie flavor — vanilla ice cream, cinnamon covered baked apples, and bits of pie crust.
Unbelievably good.
July 3rd, 2008 at 11:58 am
Bacon ice cream anyone?
July 3rd, 2008 at 11:58 am
@futuremrsrickankiel
duly noted. living in california will make this a slow process. i’ve been conditioned to run 2 miles for every scoop of ice cream eaten.
with that out of the way, i can’t believe no one said raspberry cheesecake in a waffle cone.
July 3rd, 2008 at 11:59 am
Haagen Dazs Mayan Chocolate.
Chocolate. Cinnamon. Slightest hint of a pepper kick.
Best thing to come out of my wife’s pregnancy… except, y’know, the kids.
July 3rd, 2008 at 12:00 pm
Reese’s Peanut Buttercup Concrete at Ted Drewes. Why yes, I will eat it upside down.
July 3rd, 2008 at 12:00 pm
Raspberry sorbet……yes my favorite flavor ends in a French accent. Shoot me. I got here late and rainbow sherbet (also quite fruitty I know) was taken.
July 3rd, 2008 at 12:01 pm
@Otto
There was a summer several years back when I gained about ten pounds. I’m pretty sure it was because I was eating a pint of that apple pie every other day.
July 3rd, 2008 at 12:02 pm
I’ve seen bacon ice cream AND barbecue ice cream at a shop in Dewey.
Yeah, I won’t be sampling that.
July 3rd, 2008 at 12:02 pm
at the world famous gilroy garlic festival they make garlic ice cream. and while it probalby tastes like shit (not garlic) it might turn paper clear.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gilroy_Garlic_Festival
July 3rd, 2008 at 12:10 pm
mocha chip, aka Obama Fudge Chunk
July 3rd, 2008 at 12:11 pm
@Naptown: No triple dog dare, I just didn’t really think that one through.
@smuphette: I’m from Buffalo. I’m sure there are similarities with Indy.
@Jackass: Technically, I didn’t take rainbow sherbet yet. Unless someone else did and I missed it, it’s all yours.
Does Italian Ice count here? If so, I’m taking Lemon Ice from Anderson’s.
http://www.andersonscustard.com/</url?
July 3rd, 2008 at 12:14 pm
Cherry Jubilee from Bechtel’s in Lewisburg, PA. Stupid name, but fucking tasty.
July 3rd, 2008 at 12:14 pm
Cold Stone sweet cream. Which, yes, sounds even gayer than cookies and cream, but at least it’s not orange sherbet.
July 3rd, 2008 at 12:15 pm
Bacon ice cream is surprisingly good. I won’t be making it any time soon, but it’s not the Fear Factor challenge it sounds like. I’ve never had barbecue ice cream, though.
July 3rd, 2008 at 12:20 pm
No love for Thrifty’s old 45 cent triple scoops? Chocolated Malted Crunch please.
/still wear an onion on my belt
July 3rd, 2008 at 12:25 pm
Daquiri Ice from Baskin & Robbins, and add some rum….Yummy!
July 3rd, 2008 at 12:27 pm
Some of the ice cream Cheech and Chong were selling.
July 3rd, 2008 at 12:27 pm
Drunken Monkey ice cream is not only the best ice cream ever made, but is indeed the best dessert on the planet. It can only be found at Nola’s in (you guessed it) New Orleans.
July 3rd, 2008 at 12:28 pm
@Otto Man
Why would a company stop making something that criminally delicious? I’ve never had it, but I’d like to mainline it at my desk til I leave at 3 today.
July 3rd, 2008 at 12:28 pm
@Rocco
smurphette took rainbow sherbet in some form or another. Which brings me to my wrath for smurphette….better check your delicious rainbow sherbet for some delicious tasting poison next time.
July 3rd, 2008 at 12:36 pm
Why would a company stop making something that criminally delicious?
Bewildering. It was like crack.
Looks like you can demand that they reinstate it. American Apple Pie.
http://www.benjerry.com/our_company/contact_us/forms/resurrect.cfm
July 3rd, 2008 at 12:36 pm
It’s “Eat the ziggy, ziggy pig” not “ziggy ziggy ziggy zig.” HOW COULD YOU SHIT ALL OVER BILL AND TED LIKE THAT?
Oh, and I’ll take Cake Ice Cream. Not to be confused with cake batter ice cream.
July 3rd, 2008 at 12:38 pm
@Jackass: Damn that smurphette! Though I’m not familiar with the BR rainbow sherbet. I get it in the 1 gallon tubs at the grocery store. It used to have bits of pineapple in it too but they did away with that for some reason.
/Not really that mad at smurphette.
July 3rd, 2008 at 12:38 pm
As long as the sorbet seal has been broken, I’m going with Ciao Bella Blood Orange Sorbet.
It’s as tasty as Italian Spiderman.
July 3rd, 2008 at 12:39 pm
Hey, don’t hate. I didn’t pick until like 100 picks in, so you had your chance.
July 3rd, 2008 at 12:41 pm
@Rocco: Sorry, but the Baskin Robbins version is superior to all others. Seriously, I don’t even like any of the other ones I’ve tried. There is no comparison.
July 3rd, 2008 at 12:42 pm
@Otto: Concur on the Apple Pie from B&J…..can’t believe they stopped that one. Stupid hippies.
July 3rd, 2008 at 12:43 pm
Haagen Daz Bailey’s Irish Cream
July 3rd, 2008 at 12:45 pm
@ smurphette: No hate here. I came in around 86 comments deep, late to the prom as always. I shall have to visit my local Baskin Robbins establishment and taste this fine rainbow sherbet you speak of.
July 3rd, 2008 at 12:51 pm
@Rocco: You will not be disappointed.
July 3rd, 2008 at 12:51 pm
Goddamnit I had to do real work this morning and missed the freakin’ draft. I’ll take whatever runoff I can get from Lucy Pinder’s boobs.
Oh and I take neapolitan ice cream – strawberry, vanilla and Chocolate – all rolled into one glorious flavor.
It is officially a flavor so don’t give me crap about all three being taken separately.
/flips the bird
July 3rd, 2008 at 12:52 pm
Haagen Dazs mango sorbet…mmm and yes.
July 3rd, 2008 at 12:55 pm
@ jackin’4beats: I already drafted Lucy Pinder. That includes any runoff from her boobs. Oh, and I snagged Michelle Marsh while I was at it.
/melted ice cream runoff from Lucy Pinder’s boobs sounds damn good right now.
July 3rd, 2008 at 1:04 pm
I’m way late, but my favorite is still on the board –
Haagen Dazs Fleur de Sel. http://www.haagendazs.com/reserve/fds.aspx
July 3rd, 2008 at 1:06 pm
@Rocco: Didn’t CTRL-F for that, so my bad, {with southern drawl}but ice cream runoff from her boobs sounds mighty tasty on a hot summers day with country time lemonade{end southern drawl}.
Damn it already somebody pick or I will be breakin’ them thar rules o’ BDD.
July 3rd, 2008 at 1:07 pm
@smurphette: I’ll taste my BR sherbet while watching Spain beat Germany again.
July 3rd, 2008 at 1:12 pm
Sorry smurphette…I was simply projecting my anger about being late to the draft on to you.
July 3rd, 2008 at 1:13 pm
@jackin’4beats: I’ll second that. I’m not a desert guy, I’m out of picks. Why don’t you go ahead and break the rules. I triple dog dare you.
July 3rd, 2008 at 1:24 pm
OK then. Rules be damned.
I’ll take Mister Softee’s Vanilla Chocolate soft serve swirl with chocolate sprinkles in a sugar cone FTW Alex.
Those of you who grew up in the NY area know what I’m talking about.
July 3rd, 2008 at 1:25 pm
Green Tea Ice Cream. No cones, it must come in the form of mochi
July 3rd, 2008 at 1:55 pm
rocky road from Isaly’s in the Pittsburgh area.. that is some damn good stuff!plus they make a helluva great chipped ham also
July 3rd, 2008 at 2:02 pm
Graeters is the bomb! Black Raspberry Chip is the winner, end of story.
July 3rd, 2008 at 3:02 pm
I see that Peachy Paterno and Peach Cobbler have been taken, but I’m going to assume that they’re slightly different than plain old Peach and take that.
July 3rd, 2008 at 3:06 pm
Do I get to draft a method of having it served to me as well? Because if so, I’d like it served on Jessica Alba’s…wait, pregnant, scratch that…Jessica Biel’s ass.
July 3rd, 2008 at 3:08 pm
Ben and Jerry’s Coffee Heath Bar Crunch. I’ll sign that flavor for whatever contract in wants, and Goodell can eat a dick.
July 3rd, 2008 at 3:15 pm
I’m grabbing the seasonal Oberweis Brandy Ice Cream.
You actually have to be 21 to buy it because it has so much damn Brandy in it. And I’m all for an ice cream that can get you both fat and drunk.
July 3rd, 2008 at 3:42 pm
@dick_gozinia
There’s an Oberweis dairy store north of Indy. They have good stuff.
July 3rd, 2008 at 3:45 pm
I’m pretty sure that chocolate has already been selected. That would have been my pick, had I chimed in early enough. I’m not crazy about any other kind. Strawberry, maybe. Orange sherbet. That’s about it.
So, in direct contradiction to the instructions, I offer: the beer float. It’s pretty damn good. I don’t even like beer that much or vanilla ice cream, but together, they’re fucking awesome. Try one this weekend.
July 3rd, 2008 at 4:01 pm
Hazelnut Gelatto. Who doesn’t enjoy the taste of post cereal milk.
July 3rd, 2008 at 4:01 pm
Spumoni!! You know, the tri-flavored Italian shit? Cherry, Pistach, Choc, Booze!! Hell and yes!
July 3rd, 2008 at 4:09 pm
“Why’d you eat the ice cream off the floor?”
July 3rd, 2008 at 5:12 pm
I’m off to send a long weekend drinking and forgetting my name. Have a good long weekend gay mafia.
San Dimas High School football rules!!!!!
July 3rd, 2008 at 5:16 pm
butter my Pecan!!!
http://www.collegefastbreak.com/
July 3rd, 2008 at 6:30 pm
Dreyers had a premium label called “Dreamery” for awhile – christ that felt gay just typing it out. Anyway, they had a Tira Misu flavor that was unbelievable. My girlfriend and I used it as a marital aid. Better strait out of the carton. Fewer pubes.
July 3rd, 2008 at 6:32 pm
And since I’m late as always, I’ll take B&J’s pistachio pistachio. I know pistachio is taken but this is pistachio PISTACHIO. See there.
July 3rd, 2008 at 6:50 pm
UU Sorry for biting on spumone. I tried ctrl-f but spelled it spumoni. Don’t know which is correct, don’t care…enjoy your forf!
July 3rd, 2008 at 8:26 pm
Bovinity Divinity from B&J.
Very popular with Hindus.
July 3rd, 2008 at 9:00 pm
Maker’s Mark Butter Pecan from Jeni’s Ice Creams in Columbus, OH.
MMMMMM creamy bourbon deliciousness.
July 3rd, 2008 at 10:42 pm
what the hell were you all doing all day at work? didn’t you have the day off?
200+ plus picks in. Edy’s double-fudge brownie. suck it.
/eats spoonful and wonders why she won’t call me back I was totally nice and paid for dinner and I don’t care if I could have given her more flowers or maybe she thought my car was gay or did she hate my shirt or…
//sobs uncontrollably
July 3rd, 2008 at 11:17 pm
Nerds Blizzards at Dairy Queen.
Just Nerds and Vanilla soft serve.
July 4th, 2008 at 9:03 am
Big Daddy Drew cum-flavored ice cream
July 4th, 2008 at 2:17 pm
“Tutti Fuckin Frutti”
/Rob Zombied
July 4th, 2008 at 4:27 pm
Friendly’s Heavenly Hash
July 4th, 2008 at 9:57 pm
@mini dagger
I feel you my nigga, I feel you…
(but not in a tactile kind of way)
July 5th, 2008 at 4:41 am
ben and jerry’s coffee heath bar crunch
July 7th, 2008 at 7:29 pm
this is what I get for going camping, missing high class stuff like this.
takin’ sabre sundae for the win. count it!