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	<title>Comments on: Tale of the Tape: Mike Sellers vs. Brian Urlacher</title>
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		<title>By: TDizzle</title>
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		<dc:creator>TDizzle</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jul 2008 17:42:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Urlacher stood up to Paris Hilton&#039;s crabs but Sellers wins this one hands down</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Urlacher stood up to Paris Hilton&#8217;s crabs but Sellers wins this one hands down</p>
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		<title>By: Rexyback</title>
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		<dc:creator>Rexyback</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jul 2008 16:35:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@dick_gozinia

Bravo!</description>
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<p>Bravo!</p>
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		<title>By: jackin'4beats</title>
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		<dc:creator>jackin'4beats</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jul 2008 15:49:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@Rocco: I don&#039;t believe we were talking about Kimbo Slice.  Even though I&#039;m not convinced he could beat a legit MMA fighter, he&#039;d probably kill Urlacher and would probably beat Sellers in a straight up street brawl.  That hit against that regular guy in Miami doesn&#039;t prove he could play in the NFL either since if he had to, he&#039;d probably get trucked by an O-lineman before he could even get his hands on the RB.

Dammit football season needs to come now.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@Rocco: I don&#8217;t believe we were talking about Kimbo Slice.  Even though I&#8217;m not convinced he could beat a legit MMA fighter, he&#8217;d probably kill Urlacher and would probably beat Sellers in a straight up street brawl.  That hit against that regular guy in Miami doesn&#8217;t prove he could play in the NFL either since if he had to, he&#8217;d probably get trucked by an O-lineman before he could even get his hands on the RB.</p>
<p>Dammit football season needs to come now.</p>
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		<title>By: Around Town in the Blogosphere &#171; Sports Baron at Social Baron</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/07/tale-of-the-tape-mike-sellers-vs-brian-urlacher.html/comment-page-1#comment-62696</link>
		<dc:creator>Around Town in the Blogosphere &#171; Sports Baron at Social Baron</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jul 2008 05:56:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] Suzy Kolber is assessing the tail of the tape between Skins&#8217; own badass, Mike Sellers vs. Brian Urlacher of the Bears. We think Sellers is [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] Suzy Kolber is assessing the tail of the tape between Skins&#8217; own badass, Mike Sellers vs. Brian Urlacher of the Bears. We think Sellers is [...]</p>
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		<title>By: Tim</title>
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		<dc:creator>Tim</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jul 2008 01:55:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m just arbitrarily going to assume Rexyback&#039;s story is true and pick Sellers to get Urlacher to quit on his stool after the first clean punch lands.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m just arbitrarily going to assume Rexyback&#8217;s story is true and pick Sellers to get Urlacher to quit on his stool after the first clean punch lands.</p>
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		<title>By: porky1</title>
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		<dc:creator>porky1</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jul 2008 21:47:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>A place is just a place, Naps.

&quot;Yeah, several championships, lots of superstars, great beer, great weed, minutes from world-class hiking and skiing and rafting and fishing - boy, Denver sure does suck.&quot;

There&#039;s nothing wrong with Denver as a whole.  But as a sports town, I just find it a little bland.  The Nuggets will never win anything meaningful in our lifetimes, Elway is long, long gone (and I personally hate Shanahan so much I find it hard to balance it with liking Jake Plummer and Jay Cutler,) the Rockies were like a one-hit wonder that only reached #2 on the Billboard charts to begin with, and hockey is about as relevant as a Ron Paul For President bumper sticker.   

Still, the other stuff?  A+ for fun, if youre an outdoorsy type...I&#039;m not.  I can get great beer anywhere and I don&#039;t smoke weed no more...I&#039;m sure my cousin&#039;s shit from Humboldt tears ass on anything I could get out of Denver though...he was a fucking botany major for crissakes.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A place is just a place, Naps.</p>
<p>&#8220;Yeah, several championships, lots of superstars, great beer, great weed, minutes from world-class hiking and skiing and rafting and fishing &#8211; boy, Denver sure does suck.&#8221;</p>
<p>There&#8217;s nothing wrong with Denver as a whole.  But as a sports town, I just find it a little bland.  The Nuggets will never win anything meaningful in our lifetimes, Elway is long, long gone (and I personally hate Shanahan so much I find it hard to balance it with liking Jake Plummer and Jay Cutler,) the Rockies were like a one-hit wonder that only reached #2 on the Billboard charts to begin with, and hockey is about as relevant as a Ron Paul For President bumper sticker.   </p>
<p>Still, the other stuff?  A+ for fun, if youre an outdoorsy type&#8230;I&#8217;m not.  I can get great beer anywhere and I don&#8217;t smoke weed no more&#8230;I&#8217;m sure my cousin&#8217;s shit from Humboldt tears ass on anything I could get out of Denver though&#8230;he was a fucking botany major for crissakes.</p>
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		<title>By: Naptown Drew</title>
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		<dc:creator>Naptown Drew</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jul 2008 21:05:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@porky1

Maybe what I said came out wrong.  What I was thinking was that Indy and NM were both shitty places to be.  But it seems like you like your shitty place!  And that&#039;s cool because I kinda like my shitty place, too.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@porky1</p>
<p>Maybe what I said came out wrong.  What I was thinking was that Indy and NM were both shitty places to be.  But it seems like you like your shitty place!  And that&#8217;s cool because I kinda like my shitty place, too.</p>
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		<title>By: dick_gozinia</title>
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		<dc:creator>dick_gozinia</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jul 2008 19:48:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@ rexyback &amp; ognihs - 

Here&#039;s the video of Bas Rutten talking about how he almost killed Urlacher.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x11yde_bas-rutten-on-best-damn-sports-show_sport

(starts at around 3:30)  Hilarious story.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@ rexyback &amp; ognihs &#8211; </p>
<p>Here&#8217;s the video of Bas Rutten talking about how he almost killed Urlacher.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x11yde_bas-rutten-on-best-damn-sports-show_sport" rel="nofollow">http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x11yde_bas-rutten-on-best-damn-sports-show_sport</a></p>
<p>(starts at around 3:30)  Hilarious story.</p>
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		<title>By: phony gwynn</title>
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		<dc:creator>phony gwynn</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jul 2008 19:44:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>No, Denver actually has minorities.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>No, Denver actually has minorities.</p>
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		<title>By: ognihs</title>
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		<dc:creator>ognihs</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jul 2008 19:33:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@phony gwynn - you made denver sound a lot like boston (exceptions being weed and outdoor activities), or how someone from boston would make boston sound.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@phony gwynn &#8211; you made denver sound a lot like boston (exceptions being weed and outdoor activities), or how someone from boston would make boston sound.</p>
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