Comments on: Tale of the Tape: Mario Williams vs. Osi Umenyioria

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By: john h.

john h. — Sun, 13 Jul 2008 21:25:15 +0000

Mario would’nt even fight him. He would make Osi his big bootied broad like the ones in Osi’s picture. Mario would sit himon his lap and finger him like a woman.

By: Slash

Slash — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 16:25:07 +0000

Note to all men: you can stop getting Superman logo tattoos now. Damn.

I don’t care what his nickname is, a Superman tattoo is now the mark of the douchebag.

By: Drave

Drave — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 14:42:28 +0000

I vote Osi ’cause I really really can’t get enough of the poop jokes. For pure entertainment, Mario can’t beat “The Mad Scatter” and “Flushable Wipes”

By: Leigh

Leigh — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 01:19:23 +0000

Williams would actually win a fight, but I’m guessing Umenyiora will win just so you guys can print that photo again.

I vote Williams.

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By: Dan B.

Dan B. — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 19:59:11 +0000

Osi’s already started the shit talkin’

talkin’ is a link to a page on
this Web site.

By: ognihs

ognihs — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 19:38:36 +0000

Jeff V, it’s not game when you’re paying $3K per poop.

By: Jeff V

Jeff V — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 19:21:54 +0000

Also no one is giving Osi enough credit. He’s a slightly chubby egor type guy who not only landed a victoria secret model but actually convinced her to let him crap on her…that is game.

By: Jeff V

Jeff V — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 19:21:00 +0000

Did you know that Poop is funny. All the time.

It is.

I vote Osi.