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	<title>Comments on: Secret Stadia Conduct Codes Revealed</title>
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		<title>By: the daily show</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/07/secret-stadia-conduct-codes-revealed.html/comment-page-1#comment-294801</link>
		<dc:creator>the daily show</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Aug 2011 13:05:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hey! Someone in my Facebook group shared this site with us so I came to check it out. I&#039;m definitely enjoying the information. I&#039;m bookmarking and will be tweeting this to my followers! Terrific blog and terrific style and design.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey! Someone in my Facebook group shared this site with us so I came to check it out. I&#8217;m definitely enjoying the information. I&#8217;m bookmarking and will be tweeting this to my followers! Terrific blog and terrific style and design.</p>
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		<title>By: Zostaje</title>
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		<dc:creator>Zostaje</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jul 2011 22:21:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The subsequent time I read a blog, I hope that it doesnt disappoint me as a lot as this one. I mean, I do know it was my option to learn, but I really thought youd have something attention-grabbing to say. All I hear is a bunch of whining about something that you can repair in the event you werent too busy in search of attention.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The subsequent time I read a blog, I hope that it doesnt disappoint me as a lot as this one. I mean, I do know it was my option to learn, but I really thought youd have something attention-grabbing to say. All I hear is a bunch of whining about something that you can repair in the event you werent too busy in search of attention.</p>
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		<title>By: Reese</title>
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		<dc:creator>Reese</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jul 2008 18:56:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Actually, we get around the fattie population problem at Lambeau by having bleachers instead of seats. There you only have problems if you have an aisle position, in which case you sit on cement staircase...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Actually, we get around the fattie population problem at Lambeau by having bleachers instead of seats. There you only have problems if you have an aisle position, in which case you sit on cement staircase&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Otto Man</title>
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		<dc:creator>Otto Man</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jul 2008 16:00:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Soldier Field:

No one admitted with cholesterol levels under 300 and/or Cheez Whiz bottle hooked up to an IV.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Soldier Field:</p>
<p>No one admitted with cholesterol levels under 300 and/or Cheez Whiz bottle hooked up to an IV.</p>
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		<title>By: jackin'4beats</title>
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		<dc:creator>jackin'4beats</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jul 2008 15:38:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Texas Stadium - Fans who do not buy at least one piece of merchandise from the Double-J&#039;s club shops will be shot.  Survivors will be shot again.

Yeee Hawwwww he is fuckin&#039; crazy.

/for the cute southern belles you must go to the college campuses and stop hanging out in front of the meth houses. UVA FTW!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Texas Stadium &#8211; Fans who do not buy at least one piece of merchandise from the Double-J&#8217;s club shops will be shot.  Survivors will be shot again.</p>
<p>Yeee Hawwwww he is fuckin&#8217; crazy.</p>
<p>/for the cute southern belles you must go to the college campuses and stop hanging out in front of the meth houses. UVA FTW!</p>
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		<title>By: handfulofpeter</title>
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		<dc:creator>handfulofpeter</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jul 2008 15:09:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Pittsburgh Steelers fans are required to remove the corpes of black men being dragged from the back of their pickup trucks prior to entering Heinz Field parking lots.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Pittsburgh Steelers fans are required to remove the corpes of black men being dragged from the back of their pickup trucks prior to entering Heinz Field parking lots.</p>
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		<title>By: handfulofpeter</title>
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		<dc:creator>handfulofpeter</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jul 2008 14:49:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Colts fans are prohibited from interfering with the artifical crowd noise pumped in during the games, under penalty of being pistol-whipped by Marvin Harrison.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Colts fans are prohibited from interfering with the artifical crowd noise pumped in during the games, under penalty of being pistol-whipped by Marvin Harrison.</p>
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		<title>By: Jeff V</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jeff V</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jul 2008 13:52:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Why no love for FEDEX field?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Why no love for FEDEX field?</p>
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		<title>By: Animal Mother</title>
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		<dc:creator>Animal Mother</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jul 2008 12:52:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Jets current and future stadiums

There must be at least 4 drunken fistfights at any point in time during the game, so as to distract the attention of everyone from the shitty game the Jets are playing. Failure to do so will result in having to watch the Jets.

Also, all references to Pennington&#039;s arm strength and any female is cause for immediate removal. It&#039;s old. His arm is weak. He&#039;s on your team. Get over it.</description>
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<p>There must be at least 4 drunken fistfights at any point in time during the game, so as to distract the attention of everyone from the shitty game the Jets are playing. Failure to do so will result in having to watch the Jets.</p>
<p>Also, all references to Pennington&#8217;s arm strength and any female is cause for immediate removal. It&#8217;s old. His arm is weak. He&#8217;s on your team. Get over it.</p>
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		<title>By: Monkey Business</title>
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		<dc:creator>Monkey Business</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jul 2008 12:02:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@New South NB - 

Executive South? So, is that like a slicked back mullet? Cutoff jeans and a jacket?

For the record, I&#039;ve spent a great deal of time in the South, seeing as my father lives in Alabama. The fried chicken is okay, but I&#039;ve had better in Chicago (Harold&#039;s Chicken Shack FTW!), the southern belles are all hiding somewhere, because the only ones I saw weighed like 300 pounds and were missing most of their teeth, and I don&#039;t even know what &quot;hanging a dip&quot; is.

Actually, Chicago is a lot like the south, minus the guns, religion, and overt racism.</description>
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<p>Executive South? So, is that like a slicked back mullet? Cutoff jeans and a jacket?</p>
<p>For the record, I&#8217;ve spent a great deal of time in the South, seeing as my father lives in Alabama. The fried chicken is okay, but I&#8217;ve had better in Chicago (Harold&#8217;s Chicken Shack FTW!), the southern belles are all hiding somewhere, because the only ones I saw weighed like 300 pounds and were missing most of their teeth, and I don&#8217;t even know what &#8220;hanging a dip&#8221; is.</p>
<p>Actually, Chicago is a lot like the south, minus the guns, religion, and overt racism.</p>
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