Comments on: Oh, Judith Light, I Wanna F–k You So Bad

By: kate

kate — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 14:56:59 +0000

Hey don’t include such a respectable person and actress like Judith Light into this disgusting crap. She doesn’t deserve this. And you who says she’s into face lift, you must be talking about yourself. doesn’t mean you have tons of face lifts everyday that other people do it.

So please can you all take a hike.

By: sdbruin

sdbruin — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 19:11:36 +0000

If we’re not limited to just 80’s TV moms, I’d have to go with the mom from Friday Night Lights (add a little Lyla Garrity in there for good measure, and we got us a true Dillon evening at home). Fuck. and. yes.

By: Holly

Holly — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 07:44:20 +0000

You lose a bet?

By: Pman

Pman — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 02:18:54 +0000

First of all, great call by Otto Man on Elizabeth Montgomery. One of the most beautiful to ever grace the screen.

As a number two, I’ll take Joanna Kerns of Growing Pains. And did you know her sister is Donna de Varona the Olympic medalist – no shit. Hell, I’d do them both.

By: Armchair Whiner

Armchair Whiner — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 21:14:07 +0000

/rolls eyes, slight vurp

I cannot wait for the agony of the offseason to be over…

By: paul

paul — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 21:01:42 +0000

@ dick_gozinia: i would make her remove the glass eye, and do some dirty, dirty things

/shows self out

By: Gino Tourettsa

Gino Tourettsa — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 20:31:44 +0000

@jujrok

Excellent call on Barbara Eden. As far as I know, Jeannie wasn’t a mom, but hell, she’s (still) quite fuckable- and any potential offspring would be awesome.

By: Slash

Slash — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 20:30:48 +0000

Smello Says:
“You’re not wrong, Slash. Not a lot of hot dads from 80s sit-coms. I can’t deny, though, that I had a bit of a crush on Mr. Danza. I like the mouth breathers. Also, Uncle Jesse did eventually become a dad and frankly I’d happily hop on the 80s, 90s or 00s version of John Stamos.”

Danza: Eh, he was OK in “Taxi.” Stamos is hot now, I don’t know about back when he was rocking the mullet.

I just can’t think of any DILFs from TV sitcoms. If there are any, they aren’t anywhere near the motherlode of MILFness that male viewers have to choose from. So unfair.

P.S. – I did just think of one. Cox on “Scrubs” is reasonably hot. Talks too much, though.

By: Tracer Bullet

Tracer Bullet — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 20:25:07 +0000

Morticia Adams. And I want Thing to finger my taint while I’m at it.

By: Miracle

Miracle — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 20:23:16 +0000

Ohhh, damn I’m going to be ill.