Today, we visit the horrifically violent and economically depressed city of Baltimore, where the crew of the David Letterman Show decided to visit Ramshead Tavern to catch a show performed by that band endlessly fawned over by hipsters, The Hold Steady.

DIDJA SEE? OR WUZ U DISSTRACTED BY MAXIMUM LAFFOS?

Thanks to a sharp-eyed reader Paul for spotting Mountain Drew, but not the writer of The Dugout who he was with. Always gotta hog the attention, don’t you, Magary?