Comments on: NFL Investigates The Hands Of Car-Pal

By: Gino Tourettsa

Gino Tourettsa — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 00:42:12 +0000

@ Jackin’ 4 Beats, Reggie Bush’s Pimp

The Gramercy Riffs: Scary black mystics with hockey sticks. Do not fuck with them.
The Basball Furies: Fruity weirdos in make-up and costumes. Ajax took one of their bats, shoved it up the guy’s ass and made a popsicle.

Also, Lynn Thigpen from “Where In The World Is Carmen San Diego?” was the radio chic in “The Warriors”.

By: Sir Jackasparus Magpie Greencastle

Sir Jackasparus Magpie Greencastle — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 23:34:32 +0000

Wait wait wait wait wait…….a sex scene with Philip Seymour Hoffman…….?

Fuck and YES.

By: Spanky Datass

Spanky Datass — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 22:30:08 +0000

Eli was booted from The Apple Dumpling Gang by Tim conway and Don Knotts.

/what CB’s AA Sponsor said

By: jackin'4beats

jackin'4beats — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 21:36:56 +0000

@Reggie Bush’s Pimp: Glad I could be of assistance.

Warriors (clink, click, clink) come out and playeeeyayeee!!!
Warriors (clink, click, clink) come out and playeeeyayeee!!!
Warriors (clink, click, clink) come out and playeeeyayeee!!!
Warriors (clink, click, clink) come out and playeeeyayeee!!!

By: Cedric Benson's AA Sponsor

Cedric Benson's AA Sponsor — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 19:46:37 +0000

Eli and Moishe tried joining “The ButterCream Gang”

/still hate my grade school teachers for making us watch that fucking horrible movie

By: Slash

Slash — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 19:46:12 +0000

I’m impressed that the NFL is finally addressing the behavior of its players by investigating possible gang signing (gang sign throwing?) on the field. I’m sure that once they make gang signs unacceptable during a game we won’t be seeing any more of those distressing “________________ Questioned/Arrested/Indicted/Convicted for Rape/Murder/Assault/Organizing Dog Fights” headlines.

By: Otto Man

Otto Man — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 19:45:33 +0000

/furiously cross-references Philip Seymour Hoffman and Marisa Tomei’s IMDB pages

Is this “Before the Devil Knows You’re Dead”? Fuck me, I have that at home on Netflix.

By: Naptown Drew

Naptown Drew — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 19:45:02 +0000

IrishCream's talking about the opening scene of Before the Devil Knows You're Dead.

By: Gino Tourettsa

Gino Tourettsa — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 19:40:00 +0000

Are you thinking of “Happiness” with Lara Flynn Boyle?

By: Grimey

Grimey — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 19:38:14 +0000

/furiously cross-references Philip Seymour Hoffman and Marisa Tomei’s IMDB pages