Comments on: MAYBE I COULD BE THE NEW ROONEY

By: 5Lombardi's

5Lombardi's — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 20:19:57 +0000

Your Morons who actually think this is funny are the same Morons who take delight in banging you’re Sisters in the Old Poop shoot on a daily basis. I say Morons even though it would be a MAJOR upgrade … Seriously!

By: Leigh

Leigh — Sat, 12 Jul 2008 23:09:06 +0000

From USA Today:

http://www.usatoday.com/sports/football/nfl/packers/2008-07-12-qb-reaction_N.htm

“He has been preparing, but it is, (after all), Brett Favre,” Roethlisberger said, chuckling. “You kind of have to go with what Brett does, because he’s one of the best to ever play. You just feel bad for (Aaron), but you just don’t know.

It’s tough, especially preparing for this offseason to be the starter, to be the man. He still might be. I don’t know what’s going to happen. It’s tough because the quarterback position is so mental.”

There’s a joke there, but it’s the weekend and I’m too lazy to look for it.

By: Dannelke

Dannelke — Sat, 12 Jul 2008 01:38:54 +0000

Two days ago I was e-mailing someone and meant to type “crying clowns” and automatically typed “clying crowns.” Got halfway through the paragraph and noticed the spell check highlight. Took me another 5 seconds to realize where that brain fart came from. So now my typing is a little bit lacist and I’m not even consciously processing the shit. THAT’S how fucking insidious and brilliant this series is. Cannot fucking wait for the Hines cameo in TROPICAL THUNDER. ‘Cause that day is coming.

By: Fa Cube Itches

Fa Cube Itches — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 23:04:15 +0000

Hines wondel why ownel-man consideled “Rooney”. Seem pelfectry sane to Hines.

By: IrishCream

IrishCream — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 20:46:32 +0000

HARF HARF HARF!

By: spongeworthy

spongeworthy — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 16:21:29 +0000

Rick, you’re so friggin’ close to getting who–not what–the joke is. Obviously a true Asian would not screw up L’s and R’s.

That photo of Hines rearry srays me.

By: Trey J Diggitty

Trey J Diggitty — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 15:34:45 +0000

You had me at “overstand”. Well done.

By: Lil Lebowski Urban Achievers

Lil Lebowski Urban Achievers — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 14:20:37 +0000

@Porky1 “EXPLAIN” -totally cracked me up.

Harkens back to “Mongo only pawn… in game of life.”

By: dougery

dougery — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 13:53:26 +0000

read the whole thing and then actually registered the “all caps” ben speech, realized he’d been bellowing all those monosyllables and burst out laughing once more.

By: Rick

Rick — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 13:47:38 +0000

Your rothlisburger is spot on though, of course