Matt Ryan Explained
Matt Ryan does not like that his roster bonus was paid out as an actual-sized check, instead of one of those big cardboard checks. Matt is upset because he just watched Happy Gilmore, and he thought one of those big checks would have been really neat.
Tags: Matt Ryan explained, MMP, yeah we had nothing ready this morning
July 14th, 2008 at 9:48 am
Ok yeah this is funny and all but it does not in any way explain the phenomenon of wearing a gray v-neck under a gray suit. Is this from some Handbook Of How To Dress Like A Tool, or is this a legitimate fashion choice? I don’t understand enough about how men’s clothing works to know… I just think it looks stupid.
July 14th, 2008 at 9:51 am
yeah we had nothing ready this morning
Not surprising.
Captain Caveman is probably abusing himself to “Generation Kill” for the eighth time, BDD is on the run from the Army of God zealots for his vile blasphemy, Christmas Ape is busy impressing his new employers (”I wore pants!”), Flubby is helping roll Al Davis so he doesn’t get bed sores, and Unsilent Majority is home observing the twelfth phony-baloney Jewish holiday of the month. (I mean, seriously, “Yom Kip-pur”?)
That just leaves Punter. Brace yourself for a full day of X-rated “Growing Pains” fan fiction, folks.
July 14th, 2008 at 9:52 am
@futuremrsrickankiel
I instantly thought the same thing. He might have been better served by a nicely-tailored wool-blend turtleneck.
July 14th, 2008 at 9:52 am
I had the same thoughts, FMRA. I think that suit is a single outfit, all sewn together. Ryan just pulls it over his head.
July 14th, 2008 at 9:53 am
Seems like KSK used up its mojo over the weekend conjuring up the spirit of JC.
Or it could just have been a case of the PBR dreams.
Either way…that’s a decent ensemble for Matty Ice. I’m sure he’ll love wearing it every Sunday from Week 4 on (after his o-line gets him knocked out).
July 14th, 2008 at 10:02 am
If Matt Ryan were a girl, I would definately do her. No homo
July 14th, 2008 at 10:04 am
Meh… as far as dumb QB’s go, he’s no Rongrastname… that being said, I think Matty Ice will be a nice addition to the QB character repetoire here at KSK.
July 14th, 2008 at 10:04 am
I think KSK should just take Otto’s post and use that as a Entry. That was fucking hillarious
July 14th, 2008 at 10:11 am
Day iz Marines across the world dat would give dey leff nuts to fight in diz wa’!!!!
July 14th, 2008 at 10:21 am
“I think KSK should just take Otto’s post and use that as a Entry. That was fucking hillarious”
Ditto.
July 14th, 2008 at 10:21 am
@Otto
I think Ape’s being held hostage by the Film Drunkards for his Two-Face spoiler reveal. I haven’t seen nerds up in arms like that since Star Wars got new special effects.
July 14th, 2008 at 10:30 am
Otto – what about Falco? Whats he up to today? No post from him?
July 14th, 2008 at 11:52 am
Thank you, thank you. I’ll be here all week.
I’d forgotten about the nerdgasm over the Two-Face spoiler. I’m as excited about that film as any non-virgin fan can be, and I didn’t give a shit.
As for Falco, I believe he’s busy slowly rotting in the ground. These worms aren’t going to feed themselves, people!
July 14th, 2008 at 12:57 pm
@Otto Man…
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July 14th, 2008 at 1:32 pm
How much did he get for his role in Oklahoma?
July 30th, 2008 at 4:02 pm
The room he got his check in must be sub-zero. Suit + sweater in Atlanta in July?
FWIW as a local resident (not in the downtown war zone, but 30 miles out – thanks Urban sprawl) most fans are non-plussed at this pick. Granted Ookie ain’t coming back, but seriously – Matt Ryan?