Comments on: Matt Jones Can Do Anything Michael Irvin Can

By: Blog Down, Chicago Bears » Moose thinks Chicago has a high receiver mortality rate

Mon, 25 Aug 2008 19:26:24 +0000

[...] to think, all this time I thought the mind-frenzying hysteria induced by a coke binge was the place all receivers went to [...]

By: Chicago is “where receivers go to die” « Blog Down, Chicago Bears

Tue, 12 Aug 2008 19:58:38 +0000

[...] to think, all this time I thought the mind-frenzying high of a coke binge is the place all receivers went to die. My apologies to Matty Jones and Michael Jerome Irvin [...]

By: Preseason Week 1: Inside the Headlines | Kissing Suzy Kolber

Preseason Week 1: Inside the Headlines | Kissing Suzy Kolber — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 18:52:23 +0000

[...] today Matt Jones appeared in court to face the charges levied against him. The Jacksonville receiver plead not guilty by reason of overwhelming [...]

By: Craig3410

Craig3410 — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 02:59:15 +0000

I go to Arkansas; this’ll be Fayetteville’s top story for two weeks.

By: Unsilent Majority

Unsilent Majority — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 02:03:14 +0000

Somebody nose just a little too much of the terminology…

I smoke Parliament’s, so what’s your fucking point?

By: dick_gozinia

dick_gozinia — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 21:45:49 +0000

porky1 Says:
July 10th, 2008 at 1:28 pm

Yeah, so is this finally the poster boy for WHITE GUYS acting like fuck-ups in the NFL?

Actually I thought Mark Chmura had a lock on that title already.

http://www2.jsonline.com/news/wauk/chmura/

By: Tdub

Tdub — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 21:09:25 +0000

Thanks for giving me a picture of a hot non-pregnant chick unlike, you know, this chick down here I I I I V

By: Uncle Jesse

Uncle Jesse — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 20:48:23 +0000

Over/under on the amount of time before Matt Jones’ life closely resembles this scene from Boogie Nights…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Daoad5mDdqY
…I say 180.5 days.

By: thebestthereiswasandwillbe

thebestthereiswasandwillbe — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 20:11:03 +0000

Who? MAtt Jones. Who? Matt Jones. Who? MAtt Jones.

my buddy’s heart broke last night with this news, not that Matt Jones got busted, but that he wasnt there (one hour away) in fayetville gettting geetered with the great white dyke, MAtt Jones, Who? MAtt Jones.

By: jujrok

jujrok — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 20:07:19 +0000

@flubby: thanks for that. zed may be dead, and maybe jones’s career too, but the silkster’s immortal. everbody crazy bout a sharp-dressed man.