Hines Ward to his unsuspecting and equipment-deprived colleagues: Supplies!
07.31.08 at 6:08 pm
dick_gozinia
RE: Brady Quinn’s white tights
Man oh man I hate them fancy lads.
07.31.08 at 5:39 pm
smurphette
ROR = classic
07.31.08 at 4:30 pm
Gino Tourettsa
Fatsis
07.31.08 at 4:28 pm
Tdub
Shouldn’t it be “Dis Iz Steleotype?”
07.31.08 at 3:43 pm
Warthog
thanks Brrrrat but after following the link to the e-MAN-cipate site, I’m not sure I can stand any more
/feel so dirty
07.31.08 at 2:50 pm
Gern
What’s the name of that book by the writer who tried to kick for the Broncos?? Anyone?? Bueller?
07.31.08 at 1:25 pm
pistolabus
yea the bacon one is money, fo sho
07.31.08 at 1:22 pm
Brrrrat
@ Warthog:
I called my best gay leatherman boyfriend, and he said he’s going to make a few calls and see if there is, indeed, a “tights code” similar to the “hanky code” for football players. I’d have to guess that the towel is the secondary code (flagging left = top, right = bottom, middle = switch). Will get back to you with definites.
/has WAY too many gay leatherman boyfriends for own good….
07.31.08 at 1:11 pm
thebestthereiswasandwillbe
is it him? haha…
07.31.08 at 1:09 pm
mini dagger
dis way 2 toylit boll
/LOLpackerfan
07.31.08 at 1:05 pm
Otto Man
DHSC for the win.
07.31.08 at 1:01 pm
Clare
I think of Belichick as more of an evil genius Mugatu type. This season, the Pats will be piping “Relax (Don’t Do It)” into the visitors’ locker room at Gillette Stadium.
07.31.08 at 12:53 pm
devin hester's speech coach
That wide shot of Hines Wald looks like Detective Greggs.
Something I’m sure da hood would say…preferably to some other man’s wife.
07.31.08 at 12:29 pm
jackin'4beats
ROR! Didn’t get it until just now. LOFRMAO indeed!
Perfect for me, because I don’t exactly get a lot of roughage on the ol’ training-camp trip.
So I guess Far-ve’s dick in his ass didn’t quite loosen him up enough.
/bad visual
//after reading that wishes I didn’t type it
07.31.08 at 12:19 pm
JustJoe
shree smirres……i rove hines wald.
07.31.08 at 12:12 pm
Aith
LOFRMAO!
07.31.08 at 12:03 pm
porky1
“Did you say ‘steak’?”
07.31.08 at 12:01 pm
ognihs
those aren’t quinn’s tights. his have built-in kneepads.
bacon? and ror! made my morning
07.31.08 at 11:45 am
Warthog
is there a color code for Quinn’s hose?
07.31.08 at 11:45 am
SMK
Brady’s not totally e-mancipated, he’s still wearing a non-contact jersey
07.31.08 at 11:44 am
Shinons
Smirre! Yoo ahn cammla!
07.31.08 at 11:43 am
5823111
Good to see they pulled Mr. Rooney off the embalming table and trotted him out for a sweet photo op. He’s ready to hike up those ‘spenders and get to work! (or fall over dead)
07.31.08 at 11:36 am
Animal Mother
No one asked to see Wade’s new brand?
07.31.08 at 11:31 am
H.C. Prick
I have a feeling that once my asian friends get what I mean by using ror, they’ll stop helping me with math.
07.31.08 at 11:28 am
DB
From Peter King’s article on Eagles training camp:
“So here came the turkey sandwich, on Russian Rye, with an inventive grape-tomato and romaine salad on the side.
Perfect for me, because I don’t exactly get a lot of roughage on the ol’ training-camp trip.”
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Fuckin’ thanks Gino!
Hines Ward to his unsuspecting and equipment-deprived colleagues: Supplies!
RE: Brady Quinn’s white tights
Man oh man I hate them fancy lads.
ROR = classic
Fatsis
Shouldn’t it be “Dis Iz Steleotype?”
thanks Brrrrat but after following the link to the e-MAN-cipate site, I’m not sure I can stand any more
/feel so dirty
What’s the name of that book by the writer who tried to kick for the Broncos?? Anyone?? Bueller?
yea the bacon one is money, fo sho
@ Warthog:
I called my best gay leatherman boyfriend, and he said he’s going to make a few calls and see if there is, indeed, a “tights code” similar to the “hanky code” for football players. I’d have to guess that the towel is the secondary code (flagging left = top, right = bottom, middle = switch). Will get back to you with definites.
/has WAY too many gay leatherman boyfriends for own good….
is it him? haha…
dis way 2 toylit boll
/LOLpackerfan
DHSC for the win.
I think of Belichick as more of an evil genius Mugatu type. This season, the Pats will be piping “Relax (Don’t Do It)” into the visitors’ locker room at Gillette Stadium.
That wide shot of Hines Wald looks like Detective Greggs.
ROR? That joke was so last week.
http://deadspin.com/5028139/the-official-communist-party-quick-travel-guide-to-the-2008-beijing-olympics#c6865815
/smug sense of satisfaction
//dickhead
“You can derelicte my balls”
Something I’m sure da hood would say…preferably to some other man’s wife.
ROR! Didn’t get it until just now. LOFRMAO indeed!
Perfect for me, because I don’t exactly get a lot of roughage on the ol’ training-camp trip.
So I guess Far-ve’s dick in his ass didn’t quite loosen him up enough.
/bad visual
//after reading that wishes I didn’t type it
shree smirres……i rove hines wald.
LOFRMAO!
“Did you say ‘steak’?”
those aren’t quinn’s tights. his have built-in kneepads.
bacon? and ror! made my morning
is there a color code for Quinn’s hose?
Brady’s not totally e-mancipated, he’s still wearing a non-contact jersey
Smirre! Yoo ahn cammla!
Good to see they pulled Mr. Rooney off the embalming table and trotted him out for a sweet photo op. He’s ready to hike up those ‘spenders and get to work! (or fall over dead)
No one asked to see Wade’s new brand?
I have a feeling that once my asian friends get what I mean by using ror, they’ll stop helping me with math.
From Peter King’s article on Eagles training camp:
“So here came the turkey sandwich, on Russian Rye, with an inventive grape-tomato and romaine salad on the side.
Perfect for me, because I don’t exactly get a lot of roughage on the ol’ training-camp trip.”
for some reason i cant stop laughing at “bacon?”