LOLNFL: The Training Camp Edition

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30 Responses to “LOLNFL: The Training Camp Edition”

  1. senor mullet Says:

    for some reason i cant stop laughing at “bacon?”

  2. DB Says:

    From Peter King’s article on Eagles training camp:

    “So here came the turkey sandwich, on Russian Rye, with an inventive grape-tomato and romaine salad on the side.
    Perfect for me, because I don’t exactly get a lot of roughage on the ol’ training-camp trip.”

  3. H.C. Prick Says:

    I have a feeling that once my asian friends get what I mean by using ror, they’ll stop helping me with math.

  4. Animal Mother Says:

    No one asked to see Wade’s new brand?

  5. 5823111 Says:

    Good to see they pulled Mr. Rooney off the embalming table and trotted him out for a sweet photo op. He’s ready to hike up those ’spenders and get to work! (or fall over dead)

  6. Shinons Says:

    Smirre! Yoo ahn cammla!

  7. SMK Says:

    Brady’s not totally e-mancipated, he’s still wearing a non-contact jersey

  8. Warthog Says:

    is there a color code for Quinn’s hose?

  9. ognihs Says:

    those aren’t quinn’s tights. his have built-in kneepads.

    bacon? and ror! made my morning

  10. porky1 Says:

    “Did you say ’steak’?”

  11. Aith Says:

    LOFRMAO!

  12. JustJoe Says:

    shree smirres……i rove hines wald.

  13. jackin'4beats Says:

    ROR! Didn’t get it until just now. LOFRMAO indeed!

    Perfect for me, because I don’t exactly get a lot of roughage on the ol’ training-camp trip.

    So I guess Far-ve’s dick in his ass didn’t quite loosen him up enough.

    /bad visual
    //after reading that wishes I didn’t type it

  14. Reggie Bush's Pimp Says:

    “You can derelicte my balls”

    Something I’m sure da hood would say…preferably to some other man’s wife.

  15. 85 Says:

    ROR? That joke was so last week.

    http://deadspin.com/5028139/the-official-communist-party-quick-travel-guide-to-the-2008-beijing-olympics#c6865815

    /smug sense of satisfaction
    //dickhead

  16. devin hester's speech coach Says:

    That wide shot of Hines Wald looks like Detective Greggs.

  17. Clare Says:

    I think of Belichick as more of an evil genius Mugatu type. This season, the Pats will be piping “Relax (Don’t Do It)” into the visitors’ locker room at Gillette Stadium.

  18. Otto Man Says:

    DHSC for the win.

  19. mini dagger Says:

    dis way 2 toylit boll

    /LOLpackerfan

  20. thebestthereiswasandwillbe Says:

    is it him? haha…

  21. Brrrrat Says:

    @ Warthog:

    I called my best gay leatherman boyfriend, and he said he’s going to make a few calls and see if there is, indeed, a “tights code” similar to the “hanky code” for football players. I’d have to guess that the towel is the secondary code (flagging left = top, right = bottom, middle = switch). Will get back to you with definites.

    /has WAY too many gay leatherman boyfriends for own good….

  22. pistolabus Says:

    yea the bacon one is money, fo sho

  23. Gern Says:

    What’s the name of that book by the writer who tried to kick for the Broncos?? Anyone?? Bueller?

  24. Warthog Says:

    thanks Brrrrat but after following the link to the e-MAN-cipate site, I’m not sure I can stand any more

    /feel so dirty

  25. Tdub Says:

    Shouldn’t it be “Dis Iz Steleotype?”

  26. Gino Tourettsa Says:

    Fatsis

  27. smurphette Says:

    ROR = classic

  28. dick_gozinia Says:

    RE: Brady Quinn’s white tights

    Man oh man I hate them fancy lads.

  29. Gino Tourettsa Says:

    Hines Ward to his unsuspecting and equipment-deprived colleagues: Supplies!

  30. Gern Says:

    Fuckin’ thanks Gino!

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