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"LOLNFL: The Training Camp Edition"
for some reason i cant stop laughing at “bacon?”
From Peter King’s article on Eagles training camp:
“So here came the turkey sandwich, on Russian Rye, with an inventive grape-tomato and romaine salad on the side.
Perfect for me, because I don’t exactly get a lot of roughage on the ol’ training-camp trip.”
I have a feeling that once my asian friends get what I mean by using ror, they’ll stop helping me with math.
No one asked to see Wade’s new brand?
Good to see they pulled Mr. Rooney off the embalming table and trotted him out for a sweet photo op. He’s ready to hike up those ‘spenders and get to work! (or fall over dead)
Smirre! Yoo ahn cammla!
Brady’s not totally e-mancipated, he’s still wearing a non-contact jersey
is there a color code for Quinn’s hose?
those aren’t quinn’s tights. his have built-in kneepads.
bacon? and ror! made my morning
“Did you say ‘steak’?”
shree smirres……i rove hines wald.
ROR! Didn’t get it until just now. LOFRMAO indeed!
Perfect for me, because I don’t exactly get a lot of roughage on the ol’ training-camp trip.
So I guess Far-ve’s dick in his ass didn’t quite loosen him up enough.
//after reading that wishes I didn’t type it
“You can derelicte my balls”
Something I’m sure da hood would say…preferably to some other man’s wife.
ROR? That joke was so last week.
/smug sense of satisfaction
That wide shot of Hines Wald looks like Detective Greggs.
I think of Belichick as more of an evil genius Mugatu type. This season, the Pats will be piping “Relax (Don’t Do It)” into the visitors’ locker room at Gillette Stadium.
DHSC for the win.
dis way 2 toylit boll
is it him? haha…
I called my best gay leatherman boyfriend, and he said he’s going to make a few calls and see if there is, indeed, a “tights code” similar to the “hanky code” for football players. I’d have to guess that the towel is the secondary code (flagging left = top, right = bottom, middle = switch). Will get back to you with definites.
/has WAY too many gay leatherman boyfriends for own good….
yea the bacon one is money, fo sho
What’s the name of that book by the writer who tried to kick for the Broncos?? Anyone?? Bueller?
thanks Brrrrat but after following the link to the e-MAN-cipate site, I’m not sure I can stand any more
/feel so dirty
Shouldn’t it be “Dis Iz Steleotype?”
ROR = classic
RE: Brady Quinn’s white tights
Man oh man I hate them fancy lads.
Hines Ward to his unsuspecting and equipment-deprived colleagues: Supplies!
Fuckin’ thanks Gino!
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