Leopard Employs Newfangled Crocodile-Collar Tackle
Here’s a leopard killing a crocodile, filmed in a revolutionary new 2 frames per second format. I heard Werner Herzog loves this new technique. They call it “Retarded Flipbook”. Lars von Trier is going to make a 5-hour rape musical using this film speed, and only using natural light. Shot entirely in a hay loft. I can’t wait to not see it.
Tags: kill kill kill, roy williams would have let the other crocodile catch t
July 23rd, 2008 at 1:45 pm
Forgot to add the tag “Surprise Obscure European Director Snobbery”
July 23rd, 2008 at 1:50 pm
That isn’t a leopard. It is a cheetah.
July 23rd, 2008 at 1:58 pm
Hell man. My grandmother’s quicker and tougher than [that leopard]. ‘Course she six three, two-fifty and runs a 4.5 forty.
July 23rd, 2008 at 2:02 pm
There’s nothing like a good, whimsical rape musical
July 23rd, 2008 at 2:03 pm
Dude, it’s a fucking leopard.
July 23rd, 2008 at 2:12 pm
last time that croc calls that leopard a pussy.
July 23rd, 2008 at 2:25 pm
First Todd Solondz and now Werner Herzog and Lar von Trier.
Tune in tomorrow as Drew rips Tom Tykwer and Jean-Pierre Jeunet. As a rotoscoped cartoon!
July 23rd, 2008 at 2:28 pm
Wake me up when Luc Besson remakes this movie.
July 23rd, 2008 at 2:29 pm
So this is the infamous A-Rod/Madonna sex tape
July 23rd, 2008 at 2:40 pm
That’s ol’ DOUBLE-J crazy!
July 23rd, 2008 at 2:42 pm
How long before Roy Williams starts using this tackling technique?
July 23rd, 2008 at 2:50 pm
Well played, Ape.
July 23rd, 2008 at 2:58 pm
@Reggie Bush’s Pimp: No man, if that were Jarmusch, it would’ve been a twenty-minute video of a leopard walking around looking for a crocodile to jump on.
With Wu-Tang playing in the background.
July 23rd, 2008 at 2:59 pm
+1 Grimey
July 23rd, 2008 at 3:07 pm
If that was twenty minutes longer and in black & white, it’d be a jarmusch film. But, yes grimey….with RZA doing the soundtrack.
July 23rd, 2008 at 3:09 pm
Apparently, they don’t have obscure European film directors here. We like our movies like we like our women: full of explosions and sex.
July 23rd, 2008 at 3:19 pm
Tony Scott says it needs more flash cuts, jarring camera angles and unnecessary light contrasts.
Gus Van Sant says it’s too action-packed for his tastes, and needs more Elliott Smith.
July 23rd, 2008 at 3:25 pm
Michael Bay wants to dub in a bit where the leopard says “Welcome to Earff!”
July 23rd, 2008 at 3:55 pm
MAMMALS 1 REPTILES 0
July 23rd, 2008 at 4:04 pm
Fitzleopardo?
July 23rd, 2008 at 6:58 pm
See, you just cannot get football AND Herzog AND Lars Von Trier references anywhere else. Except in “North Dallas Forty,” where the Mac Davis character and the Nick Nolte character compared and contrasted the two directors in a 20-minute segment that, sadly, ended up on the cutting room floor. But it’s in the director’s cut.
July 23rd, 2008 at 7:38 pm
I don’t shoot a thing without me Natty Light.
July 24th, 2008 at 2:28 am
the fuck?
July 24th, 2008 at 10:19 am
@ Pirate Sloth.
Sure, last year she was 6′ and 210.
That’s what I love about these Large Predatory Felines. As I get older, they stay the same age.