Here’s a leopard killing a crocodile, filmed in a revolutionary new 2 frames per second format. I heard Werner Herzog loves this new technique. They call it “Retarded Flipbook”. Lars von Trier is going to make a 5-hour rape musical using this film speed, and only using natural light. Shot entirely in a hay loft. I can’t wait to not see it.
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@ Pirate Sloth.
Sure, last year she was 6′ and 210.
That’s what I love about these Large Predatory Felines. As I get older, they stay the same age.
the fuck?
I don’t shoot a thing without me Natty Light.
See, you just cannot get football AND Herzog AND Lars Von Trier references anywhere else. Except in “North Dallas Forty,” where the Mac Davis character and the Nick Nolte character compared and contrasted the two directors in a 20-minute segment that, sadly, ended up on the cutting room floor. But it’s in the director’s cut.
Fitzleopardo?
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Michael Bay wants to dub in a bit where the leopard says “Welcome to Earff!”
Tony Scott says it needs more flash cuts, jarring camera angles and unnecessary light contrasts.
Gus Van Sant says it’s too action-packed for his tastes, and needs more Elliott Smith.
Apparently, they don’t have obscure European film directors here. We like our movies like we like our women: full of explosions and sex.
If that was twenty minutes longer and in black & white, it’d be a jarmusch film. But, yes grimey….with RZA doing the soundtrack.
+1 Grimey
@Reggie Bush’s Pimp: No man, if that were Jarmusch, it would’ve been a twenty-minute video of a leopard walking around looking for a crocodile to jump on.
With Wu-Tang playing in the background.
Well played, Ape.
How long before Roy Williams starts using this tackling technique?
That’s ol’ DOUBLE-J crazy!
So this is the infamous A-Rod/Madonna sex tape
Wake me up when Luc Besson remakes this movie.
First Todd Solondz and now Werner Herzog and Lar von Trier.
Tune in tomorrow as Drew rips Tom Tykwer and Jean-Pierre Jeunet. As a rotoscoped cartoon!
last time that croc calls that leopard a pussy.
Dude, it’s a fucking leopard.
There’s nothing like a good, whimsical rape musical
Hell man. My grandmother’s quicker and tougher than [that leopard]. ‘Course she six three, two-fifty and runs a 4.5 forty.
That isn’t a leopard. It is a cheetah.
Forgot to add the tag “Surprise Obscure European Director Snobbery”