KTFO Theatre: Kimbo Slice returns to football
Before Kimbo Slice was a middling MMA fighter, he was a middling internet sensation. And before that he was a middling football player. In the video below, Kimbo’s prior incarnations come together in the form of a video that the lawyers for the Jackass people might want to review. Some attention-seeking mope agrees to play some football with the big guy with predictably bone-jarring results. Kimbo says he hasn’t put on the pads in 14 years, but you couldn’t tell by the way be blows up this chump. Of course Kimbo appears to have a 100 pounds on the poor bastard.
This video was produced by Kimbo’s “adult entertainment” connections. It’s refreshing that the shot-callers in the fight biz aren’t bogarting the Kimbo exploitation. After all, pornographers need to wet their beak too. Hopefully they let Kimbo keep the helmet after the shoot. He might want it the next time he takes 20+ consecutive elbows to the dome.
Tags: KTFO, new to me dammit, youtubage
July 8th, 2008 at 8:53 am
Damn. Dude got jacked.
And is it possible to look more badass than Kimbo Slice? I say no.
July 8th, 2008 at 8:53 am
“Tackle by Jefferson! Jefferson! Jefferson!”
July 8th, 2008 at 8:54 am
Is it PI if the ball hits the defender before he makes contact with the receiver? The WR got hitt before he touched the ball, but does the ball hitting Kimbo change the call?
July 8th, 2008 at 9:41 am
Yeah, it was pass interference, but that dude will still be farting blood for a week (pussy).
July 8th, 2008 at 9:58 am
@Otto
“First Kimbo’s gonna shit; then he’s gonna kill us!”
July 8th, 2008 at 9:59 am
BRUTAL! I wish my beard looked like that.
July 8th, 2008 at 10:07 am
Is that your little brother? He’s a good-looking kid. Charles Jefferson for Earth, Wind, and Fire–and little brother. I’ll let you know when they come in.
July 8th, 2008 at 10:16 am
“You see this month’s Playboy? Bo Derek’s tits, man. …. I like sex.”
July 8th, 2008 at 10:20 am
Reggie Bush, meet Sheldon Brown.
July 8th, 2008 at 10:35 am
meh…. You could do the same thing if you had 100+ lbs on your target, led with your helmet, and had a running start on a guy not looking whose running straight at you.
July 8th, 2008 at 10:53 am
And let’s not forget – where the QB leads his receiver right into the hit.
That was not pass interference. The ball had passed the receiver, and it looks like it actually hit Kimbo by the time of contact. No PI.
July 8th, 2008 at 11:03 am
*While eating pizza and reading this post*
“I’m learnin’ ’bout Kimbo, havin’ some food.”
July 8th, 2008 at 11:07 am
It had hit Kimbo. In fact, it should have been picked. But I’m not going to be the one to tell Kimbo that.
July 8th, 2008 at 11:10 am
What’s Kimbo planning to do? Is he going to tap out within the first minute of his first NFL game, too?
July 8th, 2008 at 11:11 am
Incomplete!
July 8th, 2008 at 11:14 am
Kimbo’s beard > Baron Davis’ beard
And if you want some real James “The Colossus” Thompson ass-kickery, click below.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-z-jxdmzl8
July 8th, 2008 at 11:15 am
/cauliflower ear exploded
July 8th, 2008 at 11:24 am
I think Kimbo’s just angling to be the next Mr. T, and I wouldn’t doubt he’s got his agent hounding whichever studio has the rights to an A-Team movie. But you can’t just try to be T, you have to BE T to be T. And I pity da fool who don’t like…he.
July 8th, 2008 at 11:27 am
Kimbo Slice is the new Mr T
July 8th, 2008 at 11:28 am
porky1 you rhyme like Snoopy Dog
July 8th, 2008 at 11:28 am
shit – porky beat me to it.
So I gotta try to recover with George Peppard’s joke:
Q: “What’s all white with a black asshole?”
A: “The A-Team”
July 8th, 2008 at 11:48 am
I believe in the ’80s, Kimbo was busy harassing Eddie Murphy in prison.
“Do you know who you messin’ with? In cell four?! On the NINTH FLOOR?!”
July 8th, 2008 at 12:03 pm
UFC is lame, and Kimbo is even lamer. What a joke. Take a steroid-pumped homeless dude off the street, give him a tight uni, and watch him flail around a ring. Good times.
July 8th, 2008 at 12:12 pm
@ Pooter
How many homeless people do you know that can afford steroids?
July 8th, 2008 at 12:33 pm
How many homeless people do you know that can afford steroids?
Since when is heroin and crack cheap?
July 8th, 2008 at 12:39 pm
It wasn’t steroids, it was angel dust – PCP…
July 8th, 2008 at 1:48 pm
I wish futuremrsankiel’s beard was that tight.
July 8th, 2008 at 1:56 pm
That was Big Jim Slade, wasn’t it? Best fake Chiefs player ever.
July 8th, 2008 at 2:09 pm
That was Big Jim Slade, wasn’t it? Best fake Chiefs player ever.
Only if we’re not counting Sylvester Morris.
July 8th, 2008 at 2:59 pm
Ozone, you just made me want to go home and throw on a certain movie.
This is not a chawade. We need toto concentwation.
July 8th, 2008 at 4:01 pm
@Otto Man: Trading Places still kicks ass after 25 years.
Where are your bitches, Mr. Big-Time Pimp?
YEAH?!?!?!
July 8th, 2008 at 4:08 pm
1. PI: Nope… ball was already past the receiver. It would, however, been a personal foul, both for tackling with the helmet and hitting a defenceless receiver after the ball was past.
2. Kimbo as football player. If he could actually play, he’d be in the LAAAGUE. I’d like to see him try that against an actual NFL player. Imagine him trying that against an Antonio Gates. It would Mr. Slice who is KTFU.
July 9th, 2008 at 6:26 am
i hate dis mOTHER 4cker.i wish i can c him,i counld have blast his 4cking ass with my AK47…4ck kimbo,4ck ur big ass mama.4ck all ur family and generation,,pussyyyyyyyyyyyy
July 9th, 2008 at 10:22 am
No P.I…..A NFL safety wuda picked dat off
July 10th, 2008 at 1:00 am
KIMBO VS. JOHN McCAIN…I WOULD PAY TO SEE JOHN GET HIS EAR BEAT OFF. KIMBO FOR PRESIDENT…KIMBO SCARED THE BALL AWAY…NO PI BITCHES.
July 11th, 2008 at 10:11 pm
Thats how a brotha eat.
Bread, homie, bread.