Before Kimbo Slice was a middling MMA fighter, he was a middling internet sensation. And before that he was a middling football player. In the video below, Kimbo’s prior incarnations come together in the form of a video that the lawyers for the Jackass people might want to review. Some attention-seeking mope agrees to play some football with the big guy with predictably bone-jarring results. Kimbo says he hasn’t put on the pads in 14 years, but you couldn’t tell by the way be blows up this chump. Of course Kimbo appears to have a 100 pounds on the poor bastard.
This video was produced by Kimbo’s “adult entertainment” connections. It’s refreshing that the shot-callers in the fight biz aren’t bogarting the Kimbo exploitation. After all, pornographers need to wet their beak too. Hopefully they let Kimbo keep the helmet after the shoot. He might want it the next time he takes 20+ consecutive elbows to the dome.
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Thats how a brotha eat.
Bread, homie, bread.
KIMBO VS. JOHN McCAIN…I WOULD PAY TO SEE JOHN GET HIS EAR BEAT OFF. KIMBO FOR PRESIDENT…KIMBO SCARED THE BALL AWAY…NO PI BITCHES.
No P.I…..A NFL safety wuda picked dat off
i hate dis mOTHER 4cker.i wish i can c him,i counld have blast his 4cking ass with my AK47…4ck kimbo,4ck ur big ass mama.4ck all ur family and generation,,pussyyyyyyyyyyyy
1. PI: Nope… ball was already past the receiver. It would, however, been a personal foul, both for tackling with the helmet and hitting a defenceless receiver after the ball was past.
2. Kimbo as football player. If he could actually play, he’d be in the LAAAGUE. I’d like to see him try that against an actual NFL player. Imagine him trying that against an Antonio Gates. It would Mr. Slice who is KTFU.
@Otto Man: Trading Places still kicks ass after 25 years.
Where are your bitches, Mr. Big-Time Pimp?
YEAH?!?!?!
Ozone, you just made me want to go home and throw on a certain movie.
This is not a chawade. We need toto concentwation.
That was Big Jim Slade, wasn’t it? Best fake Chiefs player ever.
Only if we’re not counting Sylvester Morris.
That was Big Jim Slade, wasn’t it? Best fake Chiefs player ever.
I wish futuremrsankiel’s beard was that tight.
It wasn’t steroids, it was angel dust – PCP…
How many homeless people do you know that can afford steroids?
Since when is heroin and crack cheap?
@ Pooter
How many homeless people do you know that can afford steroids?
UFC is lame, and Kimbo is even lamer. What a joke. Take a steroid-pumped homeless dude off the street, give him a tight uni, and watch him flail around a ring. Good times.
I believe in the ’80s, Kimbo was busy harassing Eddie Murphy in prison.
“Do you know who you messin’ with? In cell four?! On the NINTH FLOOR?!”
shit – porky beat me to it.
So I gotta try to recover with George Peppard’s joke:
Q: “What’s all white with a black asshole?”
A: “The A-Team”
porky1 you rhyme like Snoopy Dog
Kimbo Slice is the new Mr T
I think Kimbo’s just angling to be the next Mr. T, and I wouldn’t doubt he’s got his agent hounding whichever studio has the rights to an A-Team movie. But you can’t just try to be T, you have to BE T to be T. And I pity da fool who don’t like…he.
/cauliflower ear exploded
Kimbo’s beard > Baron Davis’ beard
And if you want some real James “The Colossus” Thompson ass-kickery, click below.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-z-jxdmzl8
Incomplete!
What’s Kimbo planning to do? Is he going to tap out within the first minute of his first NFL game, too?
It had hit Kimbo. In fact, it should have been picked. But I’m not going to be the one to tell Kimbo that.
*While eating pizza and reading this post*
“I’m learnin’ ’bout Kimbo, havin’ some food.”
And let’s not forget – where the QB leads his receiver right into the hit.
That was not pass interference. The ball had passed the receiver, and it looks like it actually hit Kimbo by the time of contact. No PI.
meh…. You could do the same thing if you had 100+ lbs on your target, led with your helmet, and had a running start on a guy not looking whose running straight at you.
Reggie Bush, meet Sheldon Brown.
“You see this month’s Playboy? Bo Derek’s tits, man. …. I like sex.”
Is that your little brother? He’s a good-looking kid. Charles Jefferson for Earth, Wind, and Fire–and little brother. I’ll let you know when they come in.
BRUTAL! I wish my beard looked like that.
@Otto
“First Kimbo’s gonna shit; then he’s gonna kill us!”
Yeah, it was pass interference, but that dude will still be farting blood for a week (pussy).
Is it PI if the ball hits the defender before he makes contact with the receiver? The WR got hitt before he touched the ball, but does the ball hitting Kimbo change the call?
“Tackle by Jefferson! Jefferson! Jefferson!”
Damn. Dude got jacked.
And is it possible to look more badass than Kimbo Slice? I say no.