KSK Widescreen Presents: Your Friday Afternoon Cheerleader
Can you believe KSK used to be one of those pussy-ass narrow blogs? Sad but true. But we’ve seen the light, and it’s coming from a web page that uses the full width of the monitor.
Let’s get one thing clear: if your blog doesn’t have widescreen pictures, your blog SUCKS. What, you think people are gonna check out what you have to say because you can form cogent arguments with high-minded prose? WRONG.
Give the people what they want: BIG PICTURES. OF BIG TITTIES.
Examine, please, Sexy Friday’s Exhibit B:
If this picture were smaller, you wouldn’t be able to see the hole from her absent navel piercing, and this additional piece of information from the greater detail enlightens further discussion: Does the Tampa Bay cheer squad forbid belly button rings while the girls are in uniform? It would certainly seem that way; most squads have similar rules that require makeup over any tattoos.
So lemme get this straight. They have to wear tight, revealing clothing that showcases their bodies and enhances their cleavage while they perform sexy dance moves… but no navel piercings! Why, that would take away from their demure image! “You know, I bet most of these girls are bankers or lawy–OH MY GOD! Is that a belly button ring?!?! GET OFF THE FIELD WHORE!!!”
Tags: captain caveman, sexy friday posts, The Friday Cheerleader Posts
July 18th, 2008 at 4:32 pm
Personally, I just read the articles
July 18th, 2008 at 4:33 pm
“Here’s to all that hot snatch in F-L-A!”
-Morris, Charlestown Chief
July 18th, 2008 at 4:35 pm
Ufford – thank you for the sexy tang right around knocking off time. I can almost hear the end of the day whistle so I can slide down the neck of my Brontosaurus.
/Yes, I’ve found the internet at my rock quarry.
July 18th, 2008 at 4:36 pm
Ufford – thank you for the sexy tang right around knocking off time. I can almost hear the sounds of myself furiously jacking off now.
/craptastic sexual joke
July 18th, 2008 at 4:43 pm
uff: thanks for the pictorial reminder of an existence that doesn’t so closely resemble the pathetic one i call my own.
July 18th, 2008 at 4:44 pm
I come for the boobs but stay for the crotch hugging shorts. Thank you fellas.
July 18th, 2008 at 4:50 pm
I would have sex with both of these ladies.
July 18th, 2008 at 4:50 pm
This has been a very disapointing sexy Friday. For shame. And you call these widescreen booby pictures? I want ones that’ll break my bandwidth when I download them, and large enough for me to print off, laminate, and tape to my real doll for a wonderful Saturday night experience that won’t leave a wet mess when I finally decide to black out.
Seriously, how low brow.
July 18th, 2008 at 4:52 pm
@dhsc: other than brady quinn, what red-blooded american male wouldn’t, preferably simultaneously? (if you’re gonna dream, do it right.)
July 18th, 2008 at 4:58 pm
I even appreciate exhibit B’s greazzy, stringy, dyed black coif,
July 18th, 2008 at 5:36 pm
They can’t have all those piercings and tattoos. Next thing you know their QBs won’t be gay anymore and their WRs will move on to harder drugs than GHB…
http://bp0.blogger.com/_bvK_m10zNQI/RtAatjcYQMI/AAAAAAAAALM/nu0yNRC06XU/s400/0079-Boston.jpg
July 18th, 2008 at 5:36 pm
HD titties are the second best titties out there. Real titties are #1, of course.
July 18th, 2008 at 5:39 pm
belly chain >>>>>> belly button ring
July 18th, 2008 at 5:45 pm
She looks like a more attractive version of Shannon Doherty.
July 18th, 2008 at 6:05 pm
First one reminds me of Jordan Price a little, just face structure-
http://www.collegefastbreak.com/
July 18th, 2008 at 6:10 pm
I’m a fan of Exhibit A, myself. Not that I wouldn’t (and haven’t) spanked it to both already.
July 18th, 2008 at 6:57 pm
This is why KSK is award winning. Not just a bunch of boner biters writing about crap we don’t care about. Love the pics!
July 19th, 2008 at 12:32 am
Do all Seahawks fans have a raging hard-on for Bucs cheerleaders
July 19th, 2008 at 1:16 pm
I really thought Exhibit B looked a lot like Courtney Cox…
And yes, she’s totally spanktastic.
July 20th, 2008 at 3:07 pm
Still not wide enough to be my wallpaper. Adriana Lima stays.