KSK Off-Topic: Italian Spiderman Episode 8
With only two webisodes (even Stan Lee groans at that) left in the can, Eyetie Spidey seems to be hurdling to an exciting conclusion, one hopefully steeped in girl punches. After exerting control over the penguins, he’s finally enlisted his spider friends to help. And none too soon. Looks like he ran out of smokes.
Tags: italian spiderman, xmas ape
July 9th, 2008 at 2:21 pm
That was twelve kinds of awesome.
The giant air bubble in the hypodermic, the thirteen-shot revolver, the “Story of Ricky” bloodspurting special effects … this one had it all.
July 9th, 2008 at 2:29 pm
You continue to do the Lord’s work by promoting this. Cobra in a toaster, lizard in a basket-the sexual euphamisms never end. Needs more chicken laying packs of cigs though.
July 9th, 2008 at 3:10 pm
Ape, I just read that you are joining the staff at PFT. Congratulations. Does the Captain know?
July 9th, 2008 at 3:24 pm
Fantastical.
Apropos: Ape, nice work at Film Drunk lately.
July 9th, 2008 at 3:24 pm
Amazing, just simply amazing. I love how a 6 shot revolver can fire off 15 shots no problem to kill a professor. I love how Italian Spiderman can punch the head off a guy and stare at his squirting neck for 5 seconds. Ape, you have truly brought us the most entertaining part of the interwebs. Good luck with PFT
July 9th, 2008 at 3:27 pm
The Philadelphia Federation of Teachers will be lucky to have you, Ape. Congrats!
July 9th, 2008 at 3:30 pm
what does it take to become an italian spiderman chick?
July 9th, 2008 at 3:37 pm
How long until KSK gets their Sprint endorsement Ape?
I kid because I love.
July 9th, 2008 at 3:37 pm
I’m not watching this. I hear there’s pictures of Two-Face in it.
July 9th, 2008 at 3:40 pm
I hear they pushed back the release of the new Batman movie because of the last two episodes of Eyetie Spidey.
July 9th, 2008 at 3:58 pm
I hate Italian Spiderman… I cant stream video at work and my home pc is busted right now so I have no fucking clue what everyone is talking about but i bet that shit is crunk…
July 9th, 2008 at 4:47 pm
In addition to the revolver containing WAY more than six shots, it apparently has to be cocked at least twice before firing.
Heh heh. Cocked.
/dick joke
July 9th, 2008 at 5:21 pm
Italian Spiderman: you’ll pay for the whole seat BUT YOU’LL ONLY NEED THE EDGE!!!!!!!!!
July 9th, 2008 at 6:57 pm
#1 reason I’m looking forward to the start of the season:
No more of these DUMBASS Spiderman posts!
March 26th, 2009 at 6:14 am
As an Australia-based Bears fan, I found your blog on google and read a few of your other Bears posts.
I just added you to my Google News Reader. Keep up the good work. Look forward to reading more from you in the future.