KSK Off-Topic: Italian Spiderman Episode 7
Sorry to break up the flubkkake, but it’s time for this week’s installment of Italian Spiderman. It holds all the hallmarks of Eyetie Spidey greatness: shoving big-tittied girls and taking time fighting villains to take drags on your cigarette.
And though you may think me a dork for loving this, at least I’m not one of the people who voted Wall-E THE SIXTH BEST FUCKING MOVIE OF ALL-TIME! Okay, it’s the best movie so far this year, but then again, it’s July. Everything worthwhile comes out the final three months. So far, it’s Wall-E, Iron Man, In Bruges and a bunch of forgettable booshit. Let’s not go overboard for the cute robot.
Tags: italian spiderman, xmas ape
July 2nd, 2008 at 12:42 pm
You’re an inanimate fuckin’ object!
July 2nd, 2008 at 12:42 pm
serpenti! Italo Spidey should have summoned the penguini.
July 2nd, 2008 at 12:48 pm
maximum!
italian spiderman puts the “special” in special effects.
July 2nd, 2008 at 12:52 pm
I heard the cobra in the toaster was nominated for a Guido for Best Death Scene.
July 2nd, 2008 at 1:03 pm
her boobs look spectacular!
yes, that is my learned reply.
July 2nd, 2008 at 1:04 pm
Pretentious!
July 2nd, 2008 at 1:06 pm
Wall*E surprised me. by not boring me to tears and actually being good. real good actually.
July 2nd, 2008 at 1:08 pm
I haven’t seen that many hanging black snakes in one room since Blacks on Blondes 7.
/hides his shame of looking forward to new episodes of Eyetie Spidy
July 2nd, 2008 at 1:10 pm
Wall-E sucked. Period. If you don’t want to take my word for it, go see it. You’ll see.
July 2nd, 2008 at 1:14 pm
Just kidding Ape I think you’re really cool want to go to the Fourth of July Sock Hop with me?
July 2nd, 2008 at 1:15 pm
Italian Spiderman > Comic book Spider Man > Tobey Maguire
July 2nd, 2008 at 1:16 pm
Snakes on a Saltimbocca?
July 2nd, 2008 at 1:21 pm
I’ve noticed since Italian Spiderman’s been running we haven’t seen much of Biff King. Coincidence?
July 2nd, 2008 at 1:30 pm
“Hey dude, how was your date last night with Lisa?”
“Great! I put that cobra in the toaster!”
Yep, that works.
July 2nd, 2008 at 2:13 pm
If we extend samsquatch’s story, I guess the fire sprayed on the cobra is what we call “Paris Hilton Simplex 10.”
July 2nd, 2008 at 2:19 pm
So far this year, of the three movies I’ve seen, Cloverfield>Iron Man>>>>Wall-E. Wall-E is now a very very strong contender for Most Overrated Film of My Lifetime.
July 2nd, 2008 at 2:20 pm
Can we take that list of top 250 movies seriously if a Baldwin Brother is in the top 25?
That said Wall-E>Schindler’s List
/Spell check is telling me I spelled Schindler’s List wrong?
July 2nd, 2008 at 2:30 pm
/Spell check is telling me I spelled Schindler’s List wrong?
You must be using Spell Czech. Those Prague assholes are notoriously anti-Semitic.
July 2nd, 2008 at 2:47 pm
You’re funny Otto Man
July 2nd, 2008 at 2:55 pm
those snakes better be venomous.
wall e was awesome. if you think it was boring, youre probably just as fat and spaced out as the people on that ship.
July 2nd, 2008 at 3:18 pm
Sniff* Sniff* I smell a flame war aboot…
July 2nd, 2008 at 5:25 pm
Chain Smoking Ron Jeremy + Zoro Mask = Italian Spiderman
July 2nd, 2008 at 6:21 pm
Wall-E was tremendously disappointing. It was mind-blowingly predictable, the comedy wasn’t meant for anyone over the age of 10 and the lack of dialogue made the whole movie incredibly boring. The only reason a guy should ever watch this movie is if he’s trying to get laid.
On topic: Italian Spiderman is the fucking man, thanks for continuing to post these ape.
July 3rd, 2008 at 12:34 pm
I hate my life.
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