Comments on: KSK Off-Topic: F—k You, Group Dinners

By: Douche Bag

Douche Bag — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 00:15:32 +0000

YOU ARE A DOUCHE BAG.

Sit at home and eat some top ramen. No one cares that you are angry.

By: Chipotle

Chipotle — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 19:13:28 +0000

My favorite is when I show up ON TIME to these hellish group dinners with my boyfriend’s family but all those f@ckers are chronically LATE. It doesn’t mater how early you tell them to arrive, they always show 2 hours after you wanted out of there but I’M rude for suggesting that we actually order food and eat instead of occupying the poor waitress’ table for 6 hours at a time while she asks if we’re ready to order 27 times an hour and the constant answer is no, of course not, we just want to sit here and pretend that i’m not wanting to SLIT THEIR THROATS when they finally arrive.

By: Doug

Doug — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 12:57:50 +0000

Ya know, I feel for you. I’ve been to crap events like this too.

Although I must admit that my faggoty ass likes artichoke dip. Sorry.

Just don’t fucking go to dinners like this anymore. Haven’t you learned to say no? There are plenty of other ways of telling someone happy birthday. Buy them at $30 gift, and stay home and eat popeyes and drink beer. Duh. Tell them you think you’re coming down with a cold, and you don’t want to get everyone else sick.

rule #1: practice saying no
rule #2: don’t practice making yourself angry since you’ll get good at it

Really. Life is short. Don’t fuck it up.

By: Steve

Steve — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 12:22:13 +0000

@ Chris

VT offseason updates? Constant empty yammering about Brett Farve? That’s what you think passes for football? That’s like eating a week old turkey sandwich and calling in Thanksgiving dinner.

By: Syed

Syed — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 02:18:48 +0000

The best part of the post is the picture with the guy in the middle…..he knows he is totally fucked sitting amongst all these gaping assholes

By: chris

chris — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 14:43:12 +0000

“I’d like to take a time out from the continuing horror that is life without football…”

there is no such thing as life without football. there is a story about the eagles every day in the philly paper. nfl live is on every day. try going three days without hearing the words “brett favre”. every sports radio show in america talks about the nfl daily. i get VT football updates by email at least weekly. the arena league is in the middle of their playoffs and i only know this because i have come across like three games in the past few weeks while flipping channels. both my fantasy leagues have already begun. there is no way to escape football for the average american man. why don’t you do a story about the ubiquity of football? oh, i know, because it would last two words: “its awesome.” moron.

By: Larry

Larry — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 04:28:10 +0000

I hear your pain, but cursing and making stupid vulgar remarks makes you sound infantile. You’re 31, and yet you sound like you’re 13. I agree with you about most of the stuff except the cursing and the coffee. I drink coffee when I eat dinner at 6 like alot of people and am tired because I worked and the meal made me drowsy but I don’t necessarily want to sleep an hour or 2 later. I might want to sleep at midnight.

By: jujrok

jujrok — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 03:15:48 +0000

the us would have no energy problem if we could harness the rage so consistently displayed on ksk.

this leads me to wonder: with so many people expressing such molten disdain for group dinners, why do any of you ever participate?

you have no problem going clear channel here with your acidic hatred for every aspect of these fucking useless experiences. with that acknowledged, what’s stopping you from looking at the person extending the invite and replying, FUCK. AND NO (or a suitably vanilla substitute)?

life’s too goddam short to stand on social convention or the (for me) statistically insignificant prospect of getting laid by any of the appropriate attendees. suck it up, live up to your principles, and bow out of the sam’s wholesale club reenactment of the last supper.

whining – just say no.

but thank all who posted for the encyclopedic expositon of how these things incomparably suck from every conceivable angle.

By: PeteJayhawk

PeteJayhawk — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 03:12:48 +0000

Fuckin’ artichoke dip. It’s a bowl full of melted cream cheese that costs $7.95. Fuck that shit.

By: brick

brick — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 19:17:05 +0000

20%? I’m sorry, but I worked in restaurants when I was younger, and your getting the 15% base and liking it.