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	<title>Comments on: KSK 2008 NFL Prekakke: NFC North</title>
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		<title>By: SaveUsKyleOrton!</title>
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		<dc:creator>SaveUsKyleOrton!</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jul 2008 21:58:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Watching the Bears offense in 2005 was like having someone scrape my balls with a nail file.  If you take away special teams and defensive returns, the Bears offense scored 224 points that year; average of 14 a game.  If you set the over/under on Bears TOTAL points on 224, I would gladly take the under and laugh all the way to the bank.  This offense has a chance to be more &quot;special&quot; than the offspring of Stephen Hawking and Helen Keller.  I feel sort of sorry for the fans of any team playing Das Osos this season.  On the one hand, you get an almost-free win.  On the other...you have to watch the Bears.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Watching the Bears offense in 2005 was like having someone scrape my balls with a nail file.  If you take away special teams and defensive returns, the Bears offense scored 224 points that year; average of 14 a game.  If you set the over/under on Bears TOTAL points on 224, I would gladly take the under and laugh all the way to the bank.  This offense has a chance to be more &#8220;special&#8221; than the offspring of Stephen Hawking and Helen Keller.  I feel sort of sorry for the fans of any team playing Das Osos this season.  On the one hand, you get an almost-free win.  On the other&#8230;you have to watch the Bears.</p>
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		<title>By: Pen Dragon</title>
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		<dc:creator>Pen Dragon</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jul 2008 00:27:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>All too easy, Gino: Requiem For a Dream.
/shows self out</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>All too easy, Gino: Requiem For a Dream.<br />
/shows self out</p>
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		<title>By: rich</title>
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		<dc:creator>rich</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jul 2008 22:12:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Kitna might be the best quarterback in that division

http://www.collegefastbreak.com/</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Kitna might be the best quarterback in that division</p>
<p><a href="http://www.collegefastbreak.com/" rel="nofollow">http://www.collegefastbreak.com/</a></p>
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		<title>By: Gino Tourettsa</title>
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		<dc:creator>Gino Tourettsa</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jul 2008 16:36:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Quick: name a ptetentious art film with a dildo in it.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Quick: name a ptetentious art film with a dildo in it.</p>
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		<title>By: Italian Spiderman</title>
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		<dc:creator>Italian Spiderman</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jul 2008 15:37:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>KSK...come for the football, stay to discuss pretentious films. Personally, I like &lt;a href=&quot;http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Un_chien_andalou&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Un chien andalou&lt;/a&gt; because it may be weird, but at least it&#039;s original. These other films are so derivative that...

/shows self out
//punches woman on the way</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>KSK&#8230;come for the football, stay to discuss pretentious films. Personally, I like <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Un_chien_andalou" rel="nofollow">Un chien andalou</a> because it may be weird, but at least it&#8217;s original. These other films are so derivative that&#8230;</p>
<p>/shows self out<br />
//punches woman on the way</p>
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		<title>By: dick_gozinia</title>
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		<dc:creator>dick_gozinia</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jul 2008 14:59:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;i&gt;“Oooh, look! People from the suburbs are twisted and strange! I’m going to film that little boy cumming on the railing! I’m so taboo!”&lt;/i&gt;

Personally, I was more disturbed by the father-son chat and the Philip Seymour Hoffman postcard hanging scene, but that&#039;s just me.

And the NFC North might have the single worst collection of QBs of any division in the history of football.  Its telling when Jon Kitna is the class of the division.

Bears - Sex Cannon/Neckbeard
Pack - Aaron Rodgers
Vikes- Tavaris &quot;handoff to peterson&quot; Jackson
Lions- Jon &quot;Kurt&#039;s BFF&quot; Kitna</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><i>“Oooh, look! People from the suburbs are twisted and strange! I’m going to film that little boy cumming on the railing! I’m so taboo!”</i></p>
<p>Personally, I was more disturbed by the father-son chat and the Philip Seymour Hoffman postcard hanging scene, but that&#8217;s just me.</p>
<p>And the NFC North might have the single worst collection of QBs of any division in the history of football.  Its telling when Jon Kitna is the class of the division.</p>
<p>Bears &#8211; Sex Cannon/Neckbeard<br />
Pack &#8211; Aaron Rodgers<br />
Vikes- Tavaris &#8220;handoff to peterson&#8221; Jackson<br />
Lions- Jon &#8220;Kurt&#8217;s BFF&#8221; Kitna</p>
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		<title>By: OzoneRanger</title>
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		<dc:creator>OzoneRanger</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jul 2008 14:30:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>ASU also produced Barry Bonds and Jake Plummer... so it&#039;s a wash.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>ASU also produced Barry Bonds and Jake Plummer&#8230; so it&#8217;s a wash.</p>
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		<title>By: TurleyGirlie</title>
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		<dc:creator>TurleyGirlie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jul 2008 13:45:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>And that has worked out SO WELL for us in the past.

Fuck Da Bears.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>And that has worked out SO WELL for us in the past.</p>
<p>Fuck Da Bears.</p>
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		<title>By: Hakim Drops the Ball</title>
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		<dc:creator>Hakim Drops the Ball</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jul 2008 06:15:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m up with Dan from Chicago...of course, the Bears will likely beat the Saints...AGAIN...cause the NFL dickheads decided to schedule the Saints AT THE BEARS in DECEMBER!  Argh!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m up with Dan from Chicago&#8230;of course, the Bears will likely beat the Saints&#8230;AGAIN&#8230;cause the NFL dickheads decided to schedule the Saints AT THE BEARS in DECEMBER!  Argh!</p>
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		<title>By: Sun Devil</title>
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		<dc:creator>Sun Devil</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jul 2008 04:10:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;That’s like Arizona State producing a Rhodes Scholar.&quot;

Amazingly enough, ASU has had 5 Rhodes Scholars, 3 in the last 15 years.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;That’s like Arizona State producing a Rhodes Scholar.&#8221;</p>
<p>Amazingly enough, ASU has had 5 Rhodes Scholars, 3 in the last 15 years.</p>
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