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	<title>Comments on: Kenny Irons Throws Pool Party, Leaves Midget In Suitcase</title>
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		<title>By: Kenny Irons Goes Behind the Camera at Hooters &#171; Friends of the Program</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/07/kenny-irons-throws-pool-party-leaves-midget-in-suitcase.html/comment-page-1#comment-66760</link>
		<dc:creator>Kenny Irons Goes Behind the Camera at Hooters &#171; Friends of the Program</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Aug 2008 16:43:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] Since Kenny Irons is physically unable to perform on the field and in front of the camera, he decided to take his &#8220;talents&#8221; behind the camera, at of all places, Hooters. Kenny provides his own brand of color commentary on important things like weed, and even spots the white-kid version of Chad Johnson, all the while, presumably, recruiting for his next lake party. [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] Since Kenny Irons is physically unable to perform on the field and in front of the camera, he decided to take his &#8220;talents&#8221; behind the camera, at of all places, Hooters. Kenny provides his own brand of color commentary on important things like weed, and even spots the white-kid version of Chad Johnson, all the while, presumably, recruiting for his next lake party. [...]</p>
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		<title>By: Shinons</title>
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		<dc:creator>Shinons</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jul 2008 18:28:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m just guessing that he wasn&#039;t able to do this much in Alabama. Just guessing.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m just guessing that he wasn&#8217;t able to do this much in Alabama. Just guessing.</p>
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		<title>By: Bizz Busserson</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/07/kenny-irons-throws-pool-party-leaves-midget-in-suitcase.html/comment-page-1#comment-65448</link>
		<dc:creator>Bizz Busserson</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jul 2008 13:50:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>ooohhhhhh, E&amp;J.  For a moment there I thought it was Mrs. Butterworth&#039;s.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>ooohhhhhh, E&amp;J.  For a moment there I thought it was Mrs. Butterworth&#8217;s.</p>
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		<title>By: Larry Johnson, Mike Tyson Dranking in Vegas on a Tuesday Night &#171; Friends of the Program</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/07/kenny-irons-throws-pool-party-leaves-midget-in-suitcase.html/comment-page-1#comment-65421</link>
		<dc:creator>Larry Johnson, Mike Tyson Dranking in Vegas on a Tuesday Night &#171; Friends of the Program</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jul 2008 12:59:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] Kenny Irons thinks your game is weak Larry [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] Kenny Irons thinks your game is weak Larry [...]</p>
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		<title>By: Leigh</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/07/kenny-irons-throws-pool-party-leaves-midget-in-suitcase.html/comment-page-1#comment-65359</link>
		<dc:creator>Leigh</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jul 2008 23:44:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You&#039;re being too hard on Mr. Irons.  He&#039;s a Bengal!  He&#039;s &lt;b&gt;not&lt;/b&gt; being arrested!  He&#039;s only drinking while standing in a hot tub!  This is a step up!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You&#8217;re being too hard on Mr. Irons.  He&#8217;s a Bengal!  He&#8217;s <b>not</b> being arrested!  He&#8217;s only drinking while standing in a hot tub!  This is a step up!</p>
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		<title>By: jackin'4beats</title>
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		<dc:creator>jackin'4beats</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jul 2008 22:04:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@5823111:

Stop looking so deep into the photos.  There&#039;s a bunch of scattered tits and ass right there in the front.  Isn&#039;t the T&amp;A all that matters?

/sends in application to NFL</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@5823111:</p>
<p>Stop looking so deep into the photos.  There&#8217;s a bunch of scattered tits and ass right there in the front.  Isn&#8217;t the T&amp;A all that matters?</p>
<p>/sends in application to NFL</p>
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		<title>By: Johnny Damon's Laser Rocket Arm</title>
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		<dc:creator>Johnny Damon's Laser Rocket Arm</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jul 2008 20:33:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Fuck, this is depressing. Here I am 43, married, 2 kids, and there are this many sluts hanging around parties with second rate running backs just waiting to please him and his entourage. Damnit. I was born at least 20 years to early. I still long for the good old days in college when you had to get a chick falling down drunk to do the things you can now do shortly after meeting them. WTF. If Kenny Irons is getting this kind of play, can you imagine the circles that Purple Jesus, or apparently in Cincinnati someone who actually plays like Kenny Watson, gets to roll in. I know, I know, I&#039;m ranting. Fuck.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Fuck, this is depressing. Here I am 43, married, 2 kids, and there are this many sluts hanging around parties with second rate running backs just waiting to please him and his entourage. Damnit. I was born at least 20 years to early. I still long for the good old days in college when you had to get a chick falling down drunk to do the things you can now do shortly after meeting them. WTF. If Kenny Irons is getting this kind of play, can you imagine the circles that Purple Jesus, or apparently in Cincinnati someone who actually plays like Kenny Watson, gets to roll in. I know, I know, I&#8217;m ranting. Fuck.</p>
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		<title>By: AK</title>
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		<dc:creator>AK</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jul 2008 20:04:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The dirty army will not stand for this affront - here comes dozens of poorly texted threats and myspace friend requests KSK&#039;s way.

Seriously, what a shit site.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The dirty army will not stand for this affront &#8211; here comes dozens of poorly texted threats and myspace friend requests KSK&#8217;s way.</p>
<p>Seriously, what a shit site.</p>
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		<title>By: Tdub</title>
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		<dc:creator>Tdub</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jul 2008 20:01:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>All we need now is Mr. Mckinney to set this shit off right.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>All we need now is Mr. Mckinney to set this shit off right.</p>
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		<title>By: Rocco</title>
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		<dc:creator>Rocco</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jul 2008 20:00:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@Gino:  They have a catalogue?  I thought that song was it.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@Gino:  They have a catalogue?  I thought that song was it.</p>
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