Kenny Irons Throws Pool Party, Leaves Midget In Suitcase
Here’s one of our favorite players of all time, Kenny Irons, presumably reenacting a scene from his favorite Wreckx-N-Effect video. No midget sucking his dick this time. Perhaps American Airlines lost the little fella.
These pictures come via thedirty.com, and I have to tell you that disappoints me. That is a fucking horrible, horrible website, yet people send them great pictures all the time. People, for shit’s sake, send those pictures to KSK, so they can receive the mocking they deserve.
Tags: kenny irons, nik ritchie makes jason mcintyre look insightful, really wish i played pro football, SEND TIPS DAMMIT, whining about other sites, white women
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July 23rd, 2008 at 12:24 pm
They’re gonna need a bigger boat.
July 23rd, 2008 at 12:27 pm
That second picture is classic
July 23rd, 2008 at 12:28 pm
Is that dude in the pirates hat drinking E&J?? Jesus step your game up and get some Remy Martin or something….
(knows from personal experience hot tubs and cheap brandy dont mix)
July 23rd, 2008 at 12:30 pm
The “white women” tag should be in the KSK tag hall-of-fame.
July 23rd, 2008 at 12:36 pm
So I’m 32, a bit uncoordinated, and have heart disease. Is it too late to be a pro athelete?
July 23rd, 2008 at 12:40 pm
My life is a traveshamockery. Sitting in my office, seeing these pictures, then staring out the window at the gray sky and rain has never made me feel more depressed about my life decisions/bad genes.
July 23rd, 2008 at 12:47 pm
Clearly they were engaging in a brilliant satire of an NFL player’s pool party
July 23rd, 2008 at 12:47 pm
How do you know you’re a dumb slut: You have a great big smile on your face while a back-up NFL RB crams his hand up your crotch while posing for a picture that will undoubtedly turn up on the internet.
/would still have sex with all of these girls
July 23rd, 2008 at 12:50 pm
Purple crayon Olympics? And how come none of those brothers is wearing a life vest?
July 23rd, 2008 at 12:53 pm
Nice to see Irons getting all fisty in that first picture.
July 23rd, 2008 at 12:54 pm
Looks like he got someone to play right water.
July 23rd, 2008 at 12:57 pm
talk about white chicks and black dicks.
July 23rd, 2008 at 12:57 pm
make that the 2nd picture
July 23rd, 2008 at 1:00 pm
I’d just like to point out that this is an awful lot of Bengals content. It pleases me.
July 23rd, 2008 at 1:02 pm
The one thing that makes me feel better after looking at these pictures is that the only drinks available are Mike’s Hard Lemonade, Coors Light, something red and E & J Brandy. I didn’t want to go to the party anyway.
July 23rd, 2008 at 1:03 pm
didn’t anyone learn from cedric benson? having that many white women around that many black men is “probable cause.”
July 23rd, 2008 at 1:05 pm
This reminds me of my last pool party – well except that mine was a leaky kiddie pool from walmart and the only people who attended were my wife and son.
July 23rd, 2008 at 1:13 pm
Kenny is not in either of the first two pics. He’s only in the 3rd one.
July 23rd, 2008 at 1:16 pm
Kenny is not in either of the first two pics. He’s only in the 3rd one.
Good enough for me!
July 23rd, 2008 at 1:16 pm
“You’re doing it wrong!”
/Smoot’d
July 23rd, 2008 at 1:16 pm
I’m guessing their belly buttons aren’t the only things they have pierced.
July 23rd, 2008 at 1:32 pm
Countdown to Kenny Irons getting arrested in Ohio by a jealous white cop.
in 3…2…1…
July 23rd, 2008 at 1:33 pm
At least that leaves more big-booty’d nubian princesses for me.
July 23rd, 2008 at 1:33 pm
That’s where the white women at….
/obligatory
July 23rd, 2008 at 1:48 pm
Picture 1 – Yes, Yes, Hell Yes, Guy, Yes, Yes, Yes (first row) Douchebag, Yes
Picture 2 – Hell Yes, Guy, Yes, Yes, Guy, Why not, Hell Yes!
July 23rd, 2008 at 1:48 pm
Anyone notice the dude in the red shorts on the right in the 3rd photo is staring a little too intently at someone/thing? Is he practicing his Magnum look? Or is that just the look one gets when you’re buried balls deep in a slut at a pool party?
July 23rd, 2008 at 1:51 pm
who puts a hot tub in a boat? they must be partying in rothlisberger’s pool.
July 23rd, 2008 at 2:11 pm
Far back left in the first picture. Multiple choice, what is that redneck is reaching for:
A. A shotgun
B. A german shepherd
C. Very large syringe of penicillin
July 23rd, 2008 at 2:12 pm
Kenny’s just trying to dispel rumors that he’ll start the season on the Physically Unable to Perform list.
July 23rd, 2008 at 2:16 pm
Seriously where are the Sista’s at??
July 23rd, 2008 at 2:32 pm
A grudging +1 for the Wrecks-n-effect reference.
July 23rd, 2008 at 2:42 pm
Where all the white women at?
July 23rd, 2008 at 2:49 pm
I had no idea the Michelin Man went to Georgia.
July 23rd, 2008 at 3:00 pm
When did KSK become a sister site to HotChicksWithDouchebags.com?
July 23rd, 2008 at 3:12 pm
At first I thought the tag said “nik ritchie makes jason mcelwain look insightful”
July 23rd, 2008 at 3:15 pm
Those must be the Coors Light cans that turn blue when you have a cold sore.
July 23rd, 2008 at 3:31 pm
+2 for GG
July 23rd, 2008 at 3:41 pm
I think you’re all full of shit.
July 23rd, 2008 at 3:56 pm
3rd times a charm. Just depressing.
July 23rd, 2008 at 3:59 pm
Of all the songs in the Wrex In Effect catalogue, I think “Rumpshaker” is my favorite.
July 23rd, 2008 at 4:00 pm
@Gino: They have a catalogue? I thought that song was it.
July 23rd, 2008 at 4:01 pm
All we need now is Mr. Mckinney to set this shit off right.
July 23rd, 2008 at 4:04 pm
The dirty army will not stand for this affront – here comes dozens of poorly texted threats and myspace friend requests KSK’s way.
Seriously, what a shit site.
July 23rd, 2008 at 4:33 pm
Fuck, this is depressing. Here I am 43, married, 2 kids, and there are this many sluts hanging around parties with second rate running backs just waiting to please him and his entourage. Damnit. I was born at least 20 years to early. I still long for the good old days in college when you had to get a chick falling down drunk to do the things you can now do shortly after meeting them. WTF. If Kenny Irons is getting this kind of play, can you imagine the circles that Purple Jesus, or apparently in Cincinnati someone who actually plays like Kenny Watson, gets to roll in. I know, I know, I’m ranting. Fuck.
July 23rd, 2008 at 6:04 pm
@5823111:
Stop looking so deep into the photos. There’s a bunch of scattered tits and ass right there in the front. Isn’t the T&A all that matters?
/sends in application to NFL
July 23rd, 2008 at 7:44 pm
You’re being too hard on Mr. Irons. He’s a Bengal! He’s not being arrested! He’s only drinking while standing in a hot tub! This is a step up!
July 24th, 2008 at 8:59 am
[...] Kenny Irons thinks your game is weak Larry [...]
July 24th, 2008 at 9:50 am
ooohhhhhh, E&J. For a moment there I thought it was Mrs. Butterworth’s.
July 24th, 2008 at 2:28 pm
I’m just guessing that he wasn’t able to do this much in Alabama. Just guessing.
August 1st, 2008 at 12:43 pm
[...] Since Kenny Irons is physically unable to perform on the field and in front of the camera, he decided to take his “talents” behind the camera, at of all places, Hooters. Kenny provides his own brand of color commentary on important things like weed, and even spots the white-kid version of Chad Johnson, all the while, presumably, recruiting for his next lake party. [...]