It’s Just Not Summer Unless Brady Quinn Is Being Gay
INVIZABUL PEENIZ!
UPDATE: More Quinn fabulousness over at Shutdown Corner.
Tags: gay gay quarterbacks, gay rafts, it's new to me, Roger Goodell doesn't like those hand signals, the magic of a simple flickr search
July 17th, 2008 at 2:11 pm
REVERZE GAY OREO COOKIE!
July 17th, 2008 at 2:11 pm
At least he makes no effort to hide his lifestyle choices.
July 17th, 2008 at 2:14 pm
Also, he should be careful goodell doesn’t come after him for his “buddy’s” gang sign, let alone his unmistakable hand gesture.
July 17th, 2008 at 2:20 pm
Marmalard wouldn’t have let the black kid have a life jacket.
July 17th, 2008 at 2:21 pm
It’s actually kind of amazing how consistently Brady Quinn supplies this kind of comedy.
July 17th, 2008 at 2:22 pm
Brady Quinn is a street-level soldier in the Dick Suck Gang. He’s flashing their sign.
July 17th, 2008 at 2:22 pm
he needs the jacket because you know he can’t swim
July 17th, 2008 at 2:23 pm
@ UU
That’s a Golden Oreo
July 17th, 2008 at 2:24 pm
Nice to see his friends screaming “Not it!”
July 17th, 2008 at 2:25 pm
They were playing charades, and “Gay porn version of the cross-Atlantic boat ride from Amistad” came up.
July 17th, 2008 at 2:25 pm
“future3mansmore”
Just noticed that. Good stuff.
July 17th, 2008 at 2:26 pm
No no, Westbrook… a golden Oreo still has vanilla filling.
And I don’t think that’s a gang side from Brady’s vanilla pal. It’s clearly a failed attempt at The Shocker.
July 17th, 2008 at 2:27 pm
*gang SIGN
July 17th, 2008 at 2:27 pm
The black guy is pondering, “I wonder how deep the water is here?”
July 17th, 2008 at 2:27 pm
Along with “Sexy Friday Flauta”, “future3mansmore” is in the running for my fatasy team name this year.
July 17th, 2008 at 2:32 pm
Brady is either being gay or racist. Either way, he fits right in in Cleveland.
BING, POW!!!
July 17th, 2008 at 2:36 pm
yur cock. it haz a flavor
July 17th, 2008 at 2:37 pm
At least Brady’s in shape for all the playing time he won’t see.
/not homo
July 17th, 2008 at 2:40 pm
I don’t think his left hand is playing with an invizabul peeniz. Seriously, where is that hand resting?
July 17th, 2008 at 2:47 pm
Is that Tawwmy with a lipper?
July 17th, 2008 at 2:58 pm
Honestly, is Brady just an idiot?
Oh well, I’m sure the Browns could always trade him to Frisco if Derek Anderson’s guru keeps him in the starting job.
July 17th, 2008 at 3:15 pm
It’s like he has a sadistic marionette put him in these poses. Or he’s actually gay and his tell all book will have them in the middle with the glossy pages.
July 17th, 2008 at 3:26 pm
Wait, that’s gay? I have to clean out my facebook page…
July 17th, 2008 at 3:31 pm
you can never look cool in a life jacket, next to brady quinn. he might as well have water wings and a cock in his ass.
July 17th, 2008 at 3:42 pm
Astoundingly, the gayest thing in this photo is the brown floral-print bathing suit.
July 17th, 2008 at 4:19 pm
No homo!
July 17th, 2008 at 4:27 pm
The gayest thing since Gay came to Gaytown.
July 17th, 2008 at 4:29 pm
Seriously, WTF is Brady thinking posing like this? Just when I think he can’t possibly be any gayer, he goes and does something like this and totally redeems himself. What a fuckin’ tool.
BTW, the New England Patriots do not approve of this picture. Not because of the obvious gay overtones, but because Brady and his white receiver (Welkah is that you?) gave the dahhkie a life preserver.
July 17th, 2008 at 4:33 pm
I wonder what our buddy Clint thinks of this homoerotic tale of three men on a raft adrift with only one life vest and a year’s supply of KY jelly.
/no homo
July 17th, 2008 at 4:41 pm
I don’t see anything wrong with this picture.
/yes, I’ll have another daiquiri, please.
July 17th, 2008 at 4:54 pm
OK, this picture does make him look like a douchebag and a homo, but I can’t find anything wrong with those biceps. Rowr….
July 17th, 2008 at 5:31 pm
Quinn is totally Travolta. Nothing new.
But Leinart? Two things are wrong:
1) Kanye West claims the rights to prep boy/douchetastic sweaters at “award shows”.
2) Lay off the booze. You’re looking like your boy Mr. Ex-Jessica Simpson with those new man nips.
July 18th, 2008 at 4:44 am
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July 18th, 2008 at 6:46 am
They should make a Scope mouthwash commercial with the tag ” Dick breath is probably one of the most embarrassing of the personal hygiene “no-no’s.” WE’VE all been there … but what’s the best way to get paid for it?
July 18th, 2008 at 7:33 am
the reverse oreo is AKA a “Milano”
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1234/1352816411_bea4479e0c.jpg
make up your own joke for what the “Mint Milano” cookie
July 18th, 2008 at 7:38 am
Wow, gay in the summer and in the fall and in the winter and in the spring…here’s year round. I mean haven’t you seen him on the football field?
http://www.wickedpissadude.com
July 18th, 2008 at 7:46 am
“Mint Milano” is when actress Alyssa Milano has a mint before having sex with yet another baseball player (Carl Pavano, Barry Zito, Brad Penny, Russell Martin…).
July 18th, 2008 at 8:28 am
I looked it up on the Oreo website. The GO has two variants, one with white cream, one with the chocolate.
July 18th, 2008 at 8:54 am
He just needs to come out; most people are really accepting these days
July 18th, 2008 at 10:04 am
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July 18th, 2008 at 11:16 am
You dummies…. its called an “UH-OH OREO,” and all i can say is uh ohhhh, somebody is getting double stuffed…..
July 18th, 2008 at 11:28 am
Faggotry on an undreamt of scale.
July 18th, 2008 at 2:09 pm
Look, he’s screaming “I can’t wait to get one pole in my mouth while give another a tugjob”
July 21st, 2008 at 10:31 am
dip is great
February 21st, 2009 at 11:24 am
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