If Tom Brady had a comic book…

Holy Taco.com has been on my radar for a few weeks now and consistently delivers teh funnay. But today they had to go and ratchet up the hilariousity. I believe the following meets or exceeds minimum federal requirements for a “laff-riot.”












Now this is a comic book I would buy. Every month Dreamboat Tom would battle diabolical super-villains bent on world destruction like the Red Skull, Doctor Doom or Devendra Banhart.


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35 Responses to “If Tom Brady had a comic book…”

  1. Big Daddy Drew Says:

    /dying

  2. Pepster Says:

    Now this is pure genius. Laff riot indeed.

  3. Smello Says:

    Brilliant. Simply brilliant.

    The addition of Kitna at the end just adds so much.

  4. Man Hands Says:

    “God damn it, I should kill you! This is so fucking good I should kill you!”

  5. martinriggs Says:

    Now That’s Comedy!!

  6. Putridstinkstar Says:

    Excellent usage of Aria Giovanni.

  7. obit rice Says:

    Aargh its so well thrown!!!!!

    /dying

  8. Spanky Datass Says:

    ‘Not even the undead can resist fellating me.’ Gold!

  9. futuremrsrickankiel Says:

    I knew there was a reason the Internet existed. And here I thought it was so people could post pictures of their stupid family trips to Yuma. Color me corrected.

  10. Joe B Says:

    Up next … Brady meets Pacman?

  11. chris-bessmervin Says:

    @FutureMrs -uh I thought it was for me to find free midget porn.

  12. wrecking_ball Says:

    Harf harf harf!

  13. jackin'4beats Says:

    OK…that was comedy.

    So does he have “the Jesus penis” for fighting crime and his own second penis? That would explain a lot with Giselle.

  14. porky1 Says:

    Brady Quinn doesn’t get it.

  15. Matt Says:

    Captain Poontang >>>>> Captain Caveman

  16. Natrone Means Business Says:

    Amazing, although I was expecting Kurt Warner to help out Brady in the end.

  17. mini dagger Says:

    this is the best use of photoshop since someone pasted brady quinn’s head on that gay guy.

  18. Otto Man Says:

    ‘Not even the undead can resist fellating me.’

    Is this the end of Zombie Madden?

  19. warthog Says:

    DAMN YOU ULTIMO!!!!!

  20. Drave Says:

    Kitna. Excellent.

  21. Slick Diaz Says:

    No Kurt Warner?

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  23. PirateSloth Says:

    Pure awesome.

  24. 5823111 Says:

    I’ve been fellated by the undead.

    /Sorry honey, just kidding./

    /Fuck, sleeping on the couch again. Unfellated./

  25. Westbrook Is My Anti-Drug Says:

    Brady vs. Rongratsname… BOOK IT

  26. Dan From Chicago Says:

    gold - solid gold

  27. Dan From Chicago Says:

    considering how my day went and tomorrow being absolutely bleak, this made me want to live for another day

    /not kidding

  28. thebestthereiswasandwillbe Says:

    for the first time in my life i was rooting for Matt Leinart…

  29. TDizzle Says:

    That is awesome

  30. TDizzle Says:

    Can you do a Sex Cannon one?

  31. MenaceIISobriety Says:

    next week: brady battles the powerful villian wordsworth (as portrayed by emmit smith)

  32. E-Z-E Says:

    “Arghhh, its so well thrown.”

    /shitting self

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