I Just Got Back From Vegas, Why Does DC Feel More Sprightly Than I Remember?
I’m off the internet for four days and the Redskins trade for Jason Taylor. How the hell does that happen?
Well apparently all it took was a second rounder in next year’s draft, a sixth rounder in the subsequent draft, and a special song dedicated to Jason by the one and only Zorn Star.
We can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
‘Cause your friends don’t dance and if they don’t dance
Well they’re no friends of mine
I say, we can go where we want to
A place where they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind
And we can dance
Dance!
We can go when we want to
The night is young and so am I
And we can dress real neat from our hats to our feet
And surprise ‘em with the victory cry
Say, we can act if want to
If we don’t nobody will
And you can act real rude and totally removed
And I can act like an imbecile
I say, we can dance, we can dance
Everything out of control
We can dance, we can dance
We’re doing it from wall to wall
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody look at your hands
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody takin’ the cha-a-a-ance
We can dance if we want to
We’ve got all your life and mine (Ed. Note: 2 years)
As long as we abuse it, never gonna lose it
Everything’ll work out right
I say, we can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
‘Cause your friends don’t dance and if they don’t dance
Well they’re no friends of mine
I’m really sorry for doing this.
Tags: Gayest Post Ever!, Homerism, I really am sorry, Jason Taylor, Men Without Hats and Dicks, really bad MS Paint, redskins, Unsilent Majority
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July 21st, 2008 at 8:32 pm
I’d have gone with ‘Parcell’s Guy’ by Rick Springfield.
July 21st, 2008 at 8:37 pm
Jason Taylor hangs out with a Redskins/Slave Leia fetishist?
July 21st, 2008 at 8:42 pm
Boy, that’s a lot of effort over (still) a Wild Card team (at best).
Just back from Vegas? How was the Chippendales show, Maj?
July 21st, 2008 at 8:45 pm
Oh I don’t doubt that they’re a wild card team.
July 21st, 2008 at 8:57 pm
Yes, but no more safety dancing for Sean Taylor.
HEY-O!!!!!
July 21st, 2008 at 8:57 pm
I doubt that they’re a wild card team.
Seven wins. Maybe eight, tops.
July 21st, 2008 at 9:32 pm
In the NFC, eight wins puts you in wild card contention…
July 21st, 2008 at 10:15 pm
That dance wasn’t as safe as they said it was.
July 21st, 2008 at 10:36 pm
I personally haven’t forgiven all the NFL players who have been on that God forsaken show, for forcing me to hear the argument made from my girlfriend, “Look, a football player is on it, you should want to watch too.” Oh goodie.
July 21st, 2008 at 11:10 pm
Needs more links.
July 21st, 2008 at 11:44 pm
@ matty l-train:
from what i’ve seen of the nfc lately, 8 wins puts you in the playoffs, where you’ll beat dallas at home in the 1st round.
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:46 am
Thanks to all you Nostradamus(s)es (85 and CC) for the prognostications. I’ll file those with all those Sean Salisbury predictions from the past.
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:46 am
Shenanigans! Dallas just got better by 2 wins, the Shockey Trade and now the over priced veteran who added nothing cept drama to the Deadskin locker room. Flozell Adams says HEY YO!
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:49 am
I’m fine as long as Dallas continues their eleven year streak without a playoff win.
The last time Dallas won a playoff game, I was discovering why boobs were cool.
July 22nd, 2008 at 3:07 am
boobs are cool? explain.
July 22nd, 2008 at 4:19 am
They’re shaped like a donut and taste like vanilla frosting. And they don’t come with balls.
July 22nd, 2008 at 6:21 am
Thanks a lot. Now I’ll be hearing that stupid song all day.
July 22nd, 2008 at 6:25 am
I’m more surprised there were enough links to fill up half of the lines
July 22nd, 2008 at 8:18 am
Redskins = 11-5 this year.
Conservatively, I think they’ll win the super bowl by 100 points.
July 22nd, 2008 at 9:19 am
Why do I have images of midgets and minstrels in my head?
And I want every analyst to keep saying “Dallas is the best team in the NFC.” Makes it that much sweeter when they lose to a team like Elisha’s once again!
July 22nd, 2008 at 9:48 am
Jeff V = Dan Snyder.
How’d you find this blog Danny Boy? So will the Redskins just recycle the Taylro jersey to save room under the cap?
July 22nd, 2008 at 9:48 am
Taylor!!!
DAMMIT.
July 22nd, 2008 at 9:50 am
Any time you can work Safety Dance into a blog post I am all for it
July 22nd, 2008 at 9:56 am
Never apologize for a “Men Without Hats” reference.
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:46 pm
I’m excited to see what Taylor does for the Redskins. They could use some help. I found a good interview with him. Check it out: http://comcastsportsnet.tv/common/global_flash/player/spe.swf?flv=vidcast_1315&sid=102&d=comcastsportsnet.tv” quality=”high” wmode=”transparent” type=”application/x-shockwave-flash” width=”320″ height=”280″
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:52 pm
FAGGOTS!
July 22nd, 2008 at 4:09 pm
now everytime i hear that song ill think of Sean Taylor waving a machete in his pyjamas…