Comments on: HOW DARE YOU BETRAY ME, FAVRARO

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Sun, 27 Jul 2008 12:17:38 +0000

[...] this news has Peter King completely distraught, but Brett Favre has torn himself away from the old fishing hole long enough to speak to the world. [...]

By: Brrrrat

Brrrrat — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 18:15:14 +0000

I was awake at 10, so I unblocked Fox News and watched it. I used to be a firefighter on a (very) rural department, and Favre reminded me of nothing more than the hundred or so dumb, drunk rednecks explaining to me over the years how it sure as hell wasn’t THEIR fault that they’d just wiped out a telephone pole, six saplings, and a row of mailboxes, and they had no idea how all those empty beer cans got in the cab of their truck.

Fuck that.

By: Shinons

Shinons — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 14:39:09 +0000

Are you not the slightest bit superstitious? Christ. If we lose on an interception in the playoffs this year, the blame will fall squarely on your shoulders.

Well, perhaps he won’t throw any game breaking interceptions due to a season long sac problem…

By: Drave

Drave — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 14:36:54 +0000

Is it just me, or does anyone else find Greta VanBotox’s speaking-out-of-the-right-side-of-the-mouth-thru-clenched-teeth strangely mesmerizing in a freakshow kinda way?
I’d like to see her do porn, gettin’ nailed doggy style and (in her right-side-of-the-mouth monotone) urging the guy on in that fake-porn-dialogue sorta way.

By: jackin'4beats

jackin'4beats — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 14:26:05 +0000

/praying for Peyton to throw a game changing INT this season… PUHLEEEEEEEZE!!!!

By: Grimey

Grimey — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 14:19:46 +0000

@futuremrsrickankiel: At least you never did “Sk8er Boi” in front of an ex-girlfriend.

Who’s not gay? –> this guy <–

By: smurphette

smurphette — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 14:04:42 +0000

At least he won’t throw game-breaking interceptions.

@Monkey Business: Are you not the slightest bit superstitious? Christ. If we lose on an interception in the playoffs this year, the blame will fall squarely on your shoulders.

By: Bob

Bob — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 13:35:04 +0000

Since Greta is a Scientologist I think this obviously means that Scientology has gotten their hooks into Favre. Expect Tom Cruise in the luxury box at Fed Ex for Favre’s first game as a Redskin.

By: Doggfather

Doggfather — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 13:18:16 +0000

The” one hand in his pocket and the other on a ham sandwich” tag just made me shit myself +100

By: Monkey Business

Monkey Business — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 13:00:39 +0000

I never got that whole “just having fun out there on the field” thing. Somehow, I don’t think Peyton goes to the huddle and goes “You know what guys, fuck this shit. I know it sucks, and we’d all rather be sitting in cubicles doing mind numbingly boring jobs 40 hours a week for an average salary that’s less than half what we get paid per game, but let’s go out there and slog through this as best we can. Red Rooster 88, Clark Right, Double Fist Pump. Ready, break!”

/If Manning pulls this shit in a few years, I’ll be pissed, because then I’ll be a hypocrite for wanting him to stay
/At least he won’t throw game-breaking interceptions.