Comments on: Hey ESPY AWAAAAAHDS, WHAT THE FACK?!!!!

By: Tyler Durden

Tyler Durden — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 19:57:59 +0000

fills Snapple bottle with spit. Places it on “Dip Trophy” shelf

/fawkin claaahsic

By: turd boy

turd boy — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 06:14:20 +0000

hahahahahahahahahahaha’ u faakin retahds. the giants didnt even win the espy for best team. the celtics did.

By: clint

clint — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 20:38:17 +0000

Dipping, is wonderful.

By: goto11

goto11 — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 15:16:49 +0000

Tommy from Quinzee posts will never, ever get old.

By: Monkey Business

Monkey Business — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 13:40:08 +0000

On a side note, God Bless Bill Buckner.

By: robocats

robocats — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 06:55:43 +0000

In response to FutureMrs, I have to say one of the worst things about going to college in Providence is all the facking paahlahmints. You would think that since everyone is such a goddamn serious smoker out there they would be shit that didn’t smell horrible.

By: Man Bear Pig

Man Bear Pig — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 22:21:28 +0000

C’mon … you really think the Quiznee faithful would be fans of Youk, who ranks among the top of a very short list of “current Jewish sports stars”?

They don’t like Jewish people any more than the DAHHKIES!

By: Brrrrat

Brrrrat — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 22:01:09 +0000

/ Native New Englander
/ laughs twice as hard at Tommy as “people from away”
/ avoids MA/CT/RI like plague

Heh.

By: SonOfSpam

SonOfSpam — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 21:50:16 +0000

@thebest…willbe: Fine, except it’s Zeke Mowatt (not Mowart), and he gets a lifetime free pass for asking Lisa Olsen if she wanted to see a Patriot missile (while holding his cock, of course).

By: SonOfSpam

SonOfSpam — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 21:48:01 +0000

Sometime in the mid-90s, I was part of a focus group that tested various Fruitopia flavors and marketing ideas. The only thing I remember vividly is trying a Gazpacho-flavored drink. I suggested politely that Gazpacho Fruitopia would probably be a loser. (Gazpacho, for all you not living in Mexico/California, is a tomato/vegetable spicy soup, served cold. Yum.)