Favre + YouTube = Off-season savior

What improbable series of events leads one to the conclusion that reworking a Hannah Montana tune into a torch song for Brett Favre is a good idea? The young man loves Favre, and thus he chooses a precocious Disney Channel child star to speak for him. I am wracking my brain trying to figure out what it is I love so much that I would pay tribute in a similar manner.

The closest I come to this level of affection for anything might be for sweet tea and cornbread. I’m sure if my dad ever told me that sweet tea and cornbread and were dropping out, I would probably stu-stu-stutter too. But even then, I don’t know if I would use Miley Cyrus as the basis of a paean of my affinity. Maybe the Jonas Brothers though. They rock.

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28 Responses to “Favre + YouTube = Off-season savior”

  1. Monday Morning Punter Says:

    That’s excellent.

    Just kidding. That’s indescribably shitty.

  2. Upstate Underdog Says:

    ripped jeans and crooked baseball cap, all he needed was the popped collar to complete that douchebag outfit. Luckily for him this video made up for it.

  3. senor mullet Says:

    yeah, thats not actually a hannah montana song, but miley cyrus performing as miley cyrus

  4. senor mullet Says:

    and ive decided that i would pay him considerable money to never sing again. ever.

  5. Bassett Says:

    When you see the red light blinking, you know its …

    KIGE QUALITY!!

  6. Putridstinkstar Says:

    I’d rather piss into a pool of candiru.

  7. Ryno Says:

    I’m waiting patiently for the Wes Welker tribute video.

  8. Glove Says:

    @ Putridstinkerstar

    Everyone knows the candiru is a myth. Testicular Torsion on the otherhand, totally true.

  9. ATL_eagle Says:

    I am shocked this guy has an inflatable pool.

  10. mini dagger Says:

    not enough dickholes cut into that cardboard farvaro

  11. Putridstinkstar Says:

    Glove:

    At least the candiru doesn’t palpate the region.

  12. SMK Says:

    I kept hoping the foam finger was hiding a gun, but no such luck.

  13. EGLZ! Says:

    Is everyone from Wisconsin retarded?

  14. Reggie Bush's Pimp Says:

    I’m waiting for Drew’s reaction when Brett Favre is introduced as the new Vikings QB.

    There ought to be 10,000 heart attacks in Wisconsin on that day, I imagine.

  15. Warthog Says:

    these Packer videos are just sad

    /waiting in line for the premier of Italian Spiderman Part 2

  16. porky1 Says:

    Stop.

    Touch.

    Tell.

  17. Tracer Bullet Says:

    When I saw “sweet tea and cornbread” I figured this had to come from The Maj in all his racially confused glory. Who knew Flubby was also down with the brown?

  18. MenaceIISobriety Says:

    needs more semi-naked tweens

  19. OzoneRanger Says:

    Know the definition of a quality You Tube post? When you can’t make it through one minute of the 3:07 epic.

    That was quality indeed.

  20. UpstateUnderdog Says:

    sweet tea kicks ass, sadly I need to add sweet-n-low to my iced tea up here in the north to get anything close to southern sweet tea when I go to restaurants.

  21. porky1 Says:

    Sweet Tea is good…it’s like Tea-flavored Kool Aid. With all the health benefits that implies.

  22. Cumpidgeon Says:

    tea flavored kool aid. never heard of that but im stopping by the store on the way home to look for it…

  23. Derrick in SD Says:

    That video makes me want to take a carful of automatic weapons up to Wiscy and just do what comes naturally.

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  25. Gino Tourettsa Says:

    In the state of Wisconsin this guy is considered a dangerous intellectual.

  26. Spanky Datass Says:

    ‘Miley Cyrus…paean of my affinity’. Wow…just, wow…that’s like…art or something.
    Top of the FF team name list.

  27. buffalo_fats Says:

    “yeah, thats not actually a hannah montana song, but miley cyrus performing as miley cyrus”

    is that what your 12-year-old girlfriend told you?

  28. Hassan Jacobs Says:

    Just accept a shout out from the sunshine state, great information. Much valued.

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