Comments on: Favraro Gets All Cameron Crowe, Shakes Up Gay QB Balance

By: Luddite

Luddite — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 06:09:23 +0000

Ohio is a mecca.

Brady’s legs say “Dancing Queen”, but his arms say “I am Odin. I will tear your heart out and drink the sweet juices given by Thor”.

By: Tim the Enchanter

Tim the Enchanter — Sat, 02 Aug 2008 04:32:49 +0000

I think you may be thinking of the aptly titled "Kickboxer", co-starring Dennis Alexio and some tall, vaguely Asian guy with a braid. Brady Quinn and Terrell Owens have it on Laserdisc, VHS AND Dvd.

By: Rocco

Rocco — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 14:14:03 +0000

I think that one was Bloodsport maybe?

By: Bizz Busserson

Bizz Busserson — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 13:28:27 +0000

How can you call a quarterback gay just for integrating a perfectly executed plie’ into his mechanics? I for one would like to see more strapping young men mix ballet in with their football maneuvres.

By: Brrrrat

Brrrrat — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 00:14:32 +0000

Damn my shitty dialup connection.

Also have to come down against tights and shorts with flats and shoulder pads. Could someone please photoshop some seven-inch stiletto ballet boots and a dick gag on that boy?

By: daniel

daniel — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 23:01:12 +0000

Ohio is CRAWLING with gay people! It’s the new Fire Island. Where have you been?

By: Gern

Gern — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 22:34:34 +0000

How did Farvaro get the 928 from Risky Business? I suppose you’ll have Favraro dancing in his underwear next. (Please don’t)

By: Gino Tourettsa

Gino Tourettsa — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 22:28:09 +0000

@porky1, Smello

In van Damme’s native Belgium the movie in question was called “The Tiny Coke Fiend’s Adventures in Implausible Acrobatic Fisticuffs.”

By: porky1

porky1 — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 22:13:00 +0000

@ Gino

Was it Gymkata?

By: Gino Tourettsa

Gino Tourettsa — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 21:24:46 +0000

BREAKING NEWS: Jean-Claude van Damme is standing outside Steven Segal’s bedroom window with a boom box playing Brady Quinn’s karaoke version of “Your Eyes”.