Eli’s Wedding Reception Features Awkward White People Doing Awkward White Things
View the whole album here. I’m going to a wedding this weekend. I’m going to guarantee I look just as stupid. Fucking wedding photographers. QUICK CATCHING US OFF GUARD!
NOTE: This probably isn’t actually Eli’s wedding, given that his wife isn’t wearing a wedding dress. Unless she’s one of those brides clever enough to change out for the reception. But we’re KSK, so accuracy can suck it.
Tags: ksk eksklusives, white people
![[badge]](http://cdn.ksk.uproxx.com/wp-content/themes/default/images/100121_FOXmsnBadge_200x50.gif)
July 17th, 2008 at 2:43 pm
Is somebody above Eli giving him a golden shower?
July 17th, 2008 at 2:46 pm
If he’s lucky.
July 17th, 2008 at 2:48 pm
That top photo has Gomer Pyle written all over it.
July 17th, 2008 at 2:59 pm
I guess Eli still hasn’t quite gotten how to do the “Brady Quinn pose” down yet.
July 17th, 2008 at 3:00 pm
SHAZZZAAAAAMMM!
July 17th, 2008 at 3:00 pm
Pic#1: “A pony?!? Thanks Dad!!”
Pic#2: “Mac the knife… Ooo Wow!”
Pic#3: “That’s Amore!”
July 17th, 2008 at 3:00 pm
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v464/flybaby014563/reception/reception62.jpg
another incarnation of angry pey-pey?
July 17th, 2008 at 3:00 pm
From the comment section after the photos – “LOL! It just wouldn’t be a party without Eli and karaoke :D “
July 17th, 2008 at 3:01 pm
where’s the groom?
July 17th, 2008 at 3:13 pm
Three pics and nary a gang-sign throwed. Czar Rog will be pleased.
July 17th, 2008 at 3:19 pm
I trust a quarterback who just needs karaoke, and I mean needs it.
July 17th, 2008 at 3:21 pm
Do you think that hoity-toity bastard picked out the wine for the reception?
July 17th, 2008 at 3:21 pm
Jesus, that top pic looks like the reference pic for an Elisha sex doll.
July 17th, 2008 at 3:26 pm
NOW I KNOWES MY AY BEE SEES NOW WHY DON’T YOU SING WITH ME!
July 17th, 2008 at 3:32 pm
“…JUST A CITY BOY, BORN AND RAISED IN SSSSOUTH DETROIIIIIT…”
July 17th, 2008 at 3:35 pm
“…ELI’S COMING HIDE YOUR HEART GIRL, ELI’S COMING–c’mon Peyton sing along with the champ!–HIDE IT! YA BETTA BETTA HIDE YOUR HEARRRRT…”
July 17th, 2008 at 3:36 pm
BDD, I’m also going to a wedding this weekend and will also look this stupid. Especially, after 16 beers.
Went to a party
I danced all night
I drank 16 beers
And I started up a fight
But now I am jaded
You’re out of luck
I’m rolling down the stairs
Too drunk to fuck
/Dead Kennedy-ed
July 17th, 2008 at 3:55 pm
Hey, Cooper, look at me and brother Peyton’s rings! Ain’t they neat! Too bad you don’t have one, hey? Gee, you sure are a Debbie Downer! Let’s do the Chicken dance!
July 17th, 2008 at 4:04 pm
So do you think that Eli and Peyton wander around and go “Hey Dad, have you seen our Super Bowl rings?” while Archie just sits back and grinds his teeth down to nothing?
July 17th, 2008 at 4:07 pm
DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN WE USED TO DANCE
AND INCIDENCE AROSE FROM CIRCUMSTANCE?
ONE THING LED TO ANOTHER: WE WERE YOUNG,
AND WE WOULD SCREAM TOGETHER SONGS UNSUNG…
July 17th, 2008 at 4:07 pm
I threatened to strangle the DJ at my friend’s reception a couple of weeks ago when he promised to play Shout and did not deliver. My rage my have been enhanced by countless free beer and Crown & Cokes. Do not fuck with me when it comes to Otis Day and the Knights!
July 17th, 2008 at 4:16 pm
That’s some mighty fine Asia there, FMRA.
But we all know the proper venue for that song is Congress, not a wedding reception.
July 17th, 2008 at 4:28 pm
Actually, the sad truth is, Eli’s singing “That Don’t Impress Me Much” by Shania Twain. And his gaze keeps drifting back and forth between Cooper and Archie.
July 17th, 2008 at 4:31 pm
…now, just the black ladies!!
July 17th, 2008 at 4:36 pm
“TIKI–TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTES, UH YEAH, TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTES.”
July 17th, 2008 at 4:44 pm
Don’t you just love how the only black people at the wedding are the entertainment? Makes you say hmmm…
What do you get when you cross 100 white people with the Electric Slide? 25 sets of stepped on toes, 35 people on the floor and 40 people doing the chicken dance.
July 17th, 2008 at 4:47 pm
@Futuremrsrick….
Nice super group blast – ASIA – it was the Heat Of The Moment…..Saw them back in early ’80s….
/has on ipod
//feels very old
/// missed afternoon nap
July 17th, 2008 at 4:51 pm
Is that blonde chick his wife? She looks like his mom. Not even joking. It’s not her fault he looks like he’s about 14-years-old, but still…
July 17th, 2008 at 5:02 pm
I think that’s Ellen Manning, Cooper’s wife.
July 17th, 2008 at 5:04 pm
Damn it, why do I know that? Pokes NFL start playing games, already.
July 17th, 2008 at 5:22 pm
He’s singing “and the colored girls go ‘doo..d-doo…doo doo d-doo doo…d-doo…’”
July 17th, 2008 at 6:11 pm
Good to see Elisha supported Antoine’s for his reception. I only hope he got the Baked Alaska … in the eye.
July 17th, 2008 at 6:25 pm
Just me, or does anyone else think that tie makes him look like even more of a douche? If possible?
July 18th, 2008 at 12:00 am
Add me to the weekend weddings roster. It’s an early one followed by brunch, so no beers here.
/not gay enough for mimosas
July 18th, 2008 at 1:25 am
It was said that they have some unknown relationships,I do not if it is truth, but I really saw some sweat pictures about them on RichMatching.com a few days ago.
July 18th, 2008 at 8:37 am
Eli looks exactly like my nephew. The kid is three and we suspect he’s mildly autistic, so make of that what you will. On the other hand, Eli sure does look all grown up in his big boy suit!
July 18th, 2008 at 9:21 am
@wrecking_ball: Early weddings that don’t allow you to drink should be boycotted. “I don’t give a shit that the economy is tough…where’s the open bar?!?!?!”
July 18th, 2008 at 10:44 am
Pic #1 – Eli will look exactly the same when he finally gets to see a naked girl for the first time, and react just like Randy in A Christmas Story.
“Vagina?!? Oh boy that’s mine!!! Whoopee a zeppelin!!!!”
July 18th, 2008 at 12:08 pm
That top picture has Will Leitch written all over it
/fixed
July 18th, 2008 at 6:34 pm
eli is such a goof
http://www.collegefastbreak.com/
July 19th, 2008 at 12:27 am
Eli may not be handsome, I really have no idea. But, for a rich, successful NFL quarterback, doesn’t he have the ugliest wife in the entire league? Maybe he married for ‘love’, good for him, but she looks like she could come from Britain’s royal family.
July 23rd, 2008 at 2:10 am
This is the wedding reception here in the US. They were married in Mexico on the shore….it was breathtaking scenery.
The wedding was unusually casual. The groomsmen didn’t wear ties..they were open collar. The bride was beautiful.
Eli and Peyton’s wife are both quite lovely, Cooper’s wife is nice looking too. Eli is cute but Peyton is a total hunk. I am a huge Manning family fan anyway.
They look like they are having fun but the women are wearing some strange dresses here aren’t they? Cooper’s wife has on that odd colored dress and Olivia Manning has on a Yellow Dress. (things that make you go hmmmmm?) May (Cooper’s daughter) is who Peyton is dancing with…isn’t that cute????? The little boy (Arch) is only in the family photos from what I have seen. They are both very cute kids though. I wish I could have gone to this shindig. It looks like fun and I bet the food was delicious!!!! (If you haven’t seen the rest of the pics…sorry)