16 Responses to “Cris Carter cares not for your precious “abbreviations””

1. Steel Clink Alcatraz Says:
   July 13th, 2008 at 1:39 pm

   i hope this anti-abbreviation trend doesn’t catch on. i mean, think of all the quality molesting time that would be lost by NAMBLA members having to write out their organization’s full name. it’s a slippery slope.

2. Gino Tourettsa Says:
   July 13th, 2008 at 1:44 pm

   I do not use abbreviations or contractions. It is gauche to say “ain’t”. Say “ai-NOT”.

   -A.C.R.O.N.Y.M.

3. StuScottBooyahs Says:
   July 13th, 2008 at 1:56 pm

   When did Cris Carter become Mark Schlereth?

4. Otto Man Says:
   July 13th, 2008 at 2:19 pm

   One time, I heard Cris Carter say that Peyton Manning had a Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation-like arm.

5. Sir Jackasparus Magpie Greencastle Says:
   July 13th, 2008 at 2:52 pm

   When did Cris Carter become Mark Schlereth?

   My thoughts exactly. Every football player on the Entertainment and Sports Programming Network does this.

6. Otto Man Says:
   July 13th, 2008 at 3:15 pm

   I heard Carter and Schlereth spent their vacation going Self-Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus diving together at the beach. They had to get up at 6 ante meridian each morning, but what can you say, diving is just in their deoxyribonucleic acid.

7. rich Says:
   July 13th, 2008 at 4:29 pm

   all these years I thought it was the no fun league!!!

   http://www.collegefastbreak.com/

8. Stylist Mick Says:
   July 13th, 2008 at 5:40 pm

   ABC

   Abbreviations Breed Cocksuckers

9. Leigh Says:
   July 13th, 2008 at 7:27 pm

   I thought “NFL” stood for “Nothing But Felonies?”

10. Leigh Says:
    July 13th, 2008 at 7:29 pm

    Shit. I screwed up. “National Felonies League.”

    Damn hangover.

11. Tdub Says:
    July 13th, 2008 at 7:41 pm

    I better move inside, I see that a storm is moving in on The Weather Channel’s Radio Detection and Ranging system.

12. Naptown Drew Says:
    July 13th, 2008 at 8:06 pm

    Whenever wishing AIDS upon someone, I always make sure to spell it out. Then there can be no confusion about my desires.

13. TF Says:
    July 13th, 2008 at 8:12 pm

    Needs more blasphemy.

14. devang Says:
    July 13th, 2008 at 8:22 pm

    Otto Man is on a fuckin’ roll!!

15. Sherrif Gonna Getcha Says:
    July 14th, 2008 at 8:33 am

    so 4 times Carter says “National Football League” instead of NFL over the course of his time on ESPN and it gets a post here on KSK about it? Lord have mercy times are slow. Football cant come soon enough….

16. Tdub Says:
    July 14th, 2008 at 10:12 am

    Sherriff, stop reminding us… let’s all just trudge ahead and keep our eyes on training camp.

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