Comments on: Commenter Draft: Mascots We’d Like to Brutally Murder

By: Tyler Durden

Tyler Durden — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 20:40:56 +0000

Can’t pick a real animal. Besides, if the LSU Tiger got out and decided to go all “bitchcakes” on the LSU sideline, it’d make UGA IV’s “attack” on Auburn’s Robert Brooks look like the non-event it was.

Good call on the Western Kentucky Hilltopper “thing”.

Stanford’s Tree. And here’s why -> Any school whose mascot is different than the athletic team’s name. (Stanford is the Cardinal (singular)).

So UNC (Ram, Tar heel), Stanford (Tree, Cardinal), Auburn (War Eagle, Tiger), you get the picture.

Oh and that creeeepy Burger King guy.

By: BayAreaSportsGuy

BayAreaSportsGuy — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 20:02:24 +0000

Unless I missed something, nobody picked the abominable Slamson of the Sacramento Kings. Of course, he already looks dead.

By: cyffer

cyffer — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 16:30:59 +0000

Barney.

The pure joy of hearing that overstuffed purple dino swear as he is whacked at the knees, which will bring him down to a height that is right in my wheel house, where my second swing would decapitate the bastard.

Followed by a hundred swings at the remain carcass.

By: Pesos

Pesos — Sun, 13 Jul 2008 19:42:09 +0000

Chris Berman

By: Pointdexter

Pointdexter — Sun, 13 Jul 2008 16:26:49 +0000

How about Willie the Wildcat from K-State. What a fuckin toolbox.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-A-05wPlQQ4

By: DVDA-rod

DVDA-rod — Sun, 13 Jul 2008 07:36:02 +0000

Wendy. Fucking ugly ginger bitch.

By: Bittlestown

Bittlestown — Sat, 12 Jul 2008 21:18:02 +0000

My vote goes to the 3 gay Ravens birds, Edgar, allen and Poe. And this
Really has nothing to do with the fact
One of the slapdick birds took my Terrible Towel, and wiped their ass/tail with it.

By: Pain-therfan

Pain-therfan — Sat, 12 Jul 2008 13:27:23 +0000

For my one and only pick in the draft, I have to go with my hometown mascot, Sir Purr of the carolina panthers. The only mascot I know of who actually drew a 15 yard penalty for downing a punt many years ago. What a douchebag. on a side note, it is a really sad commentary on life when you’re 15 minutes of fame comes inside a furry plush animal suit.

By: mini dagger

mini dagger — Sat, 12 Jul 2008 06:05:25 +0000

i can’t wait to see BDD sport that brain-dead make-a-wish-foundation expression to bissinger when they meet in 6 months, although steely won’t be there to coach him.

By: Your Dad's Panties

Your Dad's Panties — Sat, 12 Jul 2008 04:50:37 +0000

@smurphette – what a stupid bitch.