There have been times when I’ve wanted my own entrance music. Whether I was walking into a party, running to jump in a swimming pool, or barrelling into a teenager’s vagina, I would have appreciated a signature tune being played over the loudspeaker beforehand, just to let everyone know I was en route.
Your mission today is to choose your own entrance music. This music will be played everywhere you go. It will be your Hail To The Chief, if you will. Every good hero should have some theme music. So sayeth Keenan Ivory Wayans.
My music will be Redman’s Time For Some Action, as heard in this highlight reel:
I don’t care whether it’s 1990-muthafuckin-2 or not.
You know the rules. Get to it.
I want more like this!
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