Commenter Draft: Entrance Music
There have been times when I’ve wanted my own entrance music. Whether I was walking into a party, running to jump in a swimming pool, or barrelling into a teenager’s vagina, I would have appreciated a signature tune being played over the loudspeaker beforehand, just to let everyone know I was en route.
Your mission today is to choose your own entrance music. This music will be played everywhere you go. It will be your Hail To The Chief, if you will. Every good hero should have some theme music. So sayeth Keenan Ivory Wayans.
My music will be Redman’s Time For Some Action, as heard in this highlight reel:
I don’t care whether it’s 1990-muthafuckin-2 or not.
You know the rules. Get to it.
Tags: hoc-key?, ksk commenter drafts
July 25th, 2008 at 9:54 am
Metallica’s rendition of “The Ecstacy of Gold” from The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly”.
July 25th, 2008 at 9:54 am
Forty six and Two. Tool.
July 25th, 2008 at 9:55 am
Hells Bells by ACDC. No contest
July 25th, 2008 at 9:56 am
MOP DownTown Swingas!! That shit would be awesome if it played everytime i walked into a room
July 25th, 2008 at 9:56 am
Song 2 by Blur.
UHWOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
July 25th, 2008 at 9:57 am
“So Whatcha Want ” . Beastie boys, kick ass song.
July 25th, 2008 at 10:00 am
Walkie Talkie by DJ Shadow. Done.
July 25th, 2008 at 10:01 am
Escape (The Pina Colada Song) by Rupert Holmes…because I am that motherfucking bad ass!!! And who doesn’t like pina coladas?
July 25th, 2008 at 10:01 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjBoeuAGKTE
It even starts like an Entrance song: yo what up sport, guess who back on the scene
The human being cannon with the infrared beam
July 25th, 2008 at 10:01 am
The chorus of “Holdin a Jar 2″ by Cage
Shit goes DOWN when i’m around
July 25th, 2008 at 10:03 am
“Walk” by Pantera
July 25th, 2008 at 10:04 am
Ride of the Valkyries. Done and done..
So, Wagner was a hateful, racist anti semite…. He wrote some friggin’ great music tho.
July 25th, 2008 at 10:04 am
@ McNulty: Nice pick
July 25th, 2008 at 10:04 am
The Best Around - Joe Esposito (Karate Kid Soundtrack)
July 25th, 2008 at 10:05 am
N.W.O. by Ministry
/gets a semi just thinking about that song
//probably needs professional help
July 25th, 2008 at 10:05 am
“New Noise,” by the Refused. thread over, i’ve already won.
July 25th, 2008 at 10:05 am
Red Headed Woman by Springsteen
I like to imagine that he actually wrote this for and sings it only to me as opposed to, you know, his wife.
July 25th, 2008 at 10:05 am
thunderstruck by acdc
July 25th, 2008 at 10:06 am
Mama said knock you out-LL Cool J
July 25th, 2008 at 10:06 am
SOS by Earl Greyhound. No buildup in that thing, it just jumps right in.
July 25th, 2008 at 10:06 am
Battle Without Honor or Humanity by Tomoyasu Hotei. This is quite simply the best choice.
July 25th, 2008 at 10:07 am
“Your Body is a Wonderland” by John Mayer.
What? I’m a chick.
July 25th, 2008 at 10:07 am
“Knights of Cydonia” by Muse
July 25th, 2008 at 10:07 am
TEST YOUR MIGHT
http://youtube.com/watch?v=x-_Wuv8ZJXM
July 25th, 2008 at 10:08 am
Ante Up - M.O.P. Bert and Ernie optional
July 25th, 2008 at 10:08 am
Stevie Ray Vaughans Voodoo Chile
What song starts off cooler then comes down hard with the guitar??
July 25th, 2008 at 10:08 am
Nothin’ but a G-thang - Dre & Snoop
http://youtube.com/watch?v=zEMmbtcxbpc
Nice picks Punter and TDizzle.
July 25th, 2008 at 10:09 am
“He’s A Flyguy” by Curtis Mayfield.
I’m gonna git that sucka.
July 25th, 2008 at 10:09 am
‘He was dead when I got there’ The Red Chord. Google them.
July 25th, 2008 at 10:09 am
New Day Rising by Husker Du
/great fucking song
July 25th, 2008 at 10:09 am
@Cumpidgeon:
Answer: Jimi Hendrix’s version.
July 25th, 2008 at 10:10 am
clash, complete control
July 25th, 2008 at 10:10 am
I was really trying to think of something badass and heavy. But Sublime’s 40oz to Freedom seems best.
July 25th, 2008 at 10:10 am
@Porky: I was just debating on a Curtis Mayfield track…
July 25th, 2008 at 10:10 am
Godzilla by B.O.C.
And everytime I leave any party whatsoever, I insist on the end of Layla being played.
July 25th, 2008 at 10:11 am
Seasons in the Abyss - Slayer
July 25th, 2008 at 10:12 am
“Sirius” by The Alan Parsons Project. Or the opening bars of “Operation Ground and Pound” by Dragonforce. Just until he starts singing though.
July 25th, 2008 at 10:12 am
Porky SRV’s version is dope, its meaner and Im from Texas. Gotta take SRV.
July 25th, 2008 at 10:12 am
Guess Who’s Back-Rakim
It’s the return of the wild style fashionist. Smashin hits. Make it hard to adapt to this.
July 25th, 2008 at 10:12 am
Mars, the Bringer of War by Gustav Holst.
Impending doom in 5/4 time.
What?
/someone has to be that guy
WF
(who is an honest-to-God composer himself)
July 25th, 2008 at 10:13 am
AH! TF, that was my next pick!
July 25th, 2008 at 10:13 am
Go In To The Water - DethKlok
July 25th, 2008 at 10:14 am
@Wes F: Do you sit in the car “singing along” with the brass while your friend backs you up with the “Dunnnn…Dun-Dunnnnnn!”
July 25th, 2008 at 10:14 am
nas - got yo self a gun.
TOUCHDOWN
July 25th, 2008 at 10:14 am
“Hit the Lights” - Metallica
July 25th, 2008 at 10:14 am
king crimson’s sleepless. at my age, it’s the only thing that’ll get moving what blood i have left.
July 25th, 2008 at 10:15 am
Black Moon Jam - The Black Crowes. Live version from ‘95 - ‘97.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=jjLVxQeH5Og
July 25th, 2008 at 10:15 am
“Hello, It’s Me” TR
I’ll leave the real badass stuff for you guys. Who are plainly compensating.
July 25th, 2008 at 10:15 am
Mr. Brownstone - G’N'R (when Axl was Interesting crazy, not Annoying crazy)
July 25th, 2008 at 10:16 am
Scarface - Jesse James
That badass piano intro then BAM gansta rap at full volume.
You let a muthafucka come around and do you like Jesse James
BLOW OUT YOUR MUTHAFUCKIN BRAINS!
July 25th, 2008 at 10:16 am
Maxwell Murder by Rancid, just for Freeman’s bass solo.
July 25th, 2008 at 10:17 am
Oh Yeah - Foxy Brown
http://youtube.com/watch?v=HktgxtxYv9s
July 25th, 2008 at 10:17 am
Angels of the Silences, by Counting Crows. Adam Duritz is a douchebag, but this song kicks gonads from start to finish.
July 25th, 2008 at 10:17 am
Real American - Rick Derringer
I win. You lose.
July 25th, 2008 at 10:17 am
“Fell on Black Days,” Soundgarden
July 25th, 2008 at 10:17 am
The Real Thing by Faith No More
July 25th, 2008 at 10:18 am
I’ll take a break from the metal and go with “Range Life” by Pavement. That song soothes my inner Meast.
July 25th, 2008 at 10:18 am
TF: your inner Meast?
July 25th, 2008 at 10:18 am
What You Know- T.I. That opening is more epic than even John Williams can come up with.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D61mqcicqp8
July 25th, 2008 at 10:19 am
Rumors of War- High on Fire
July 25th, 2008 at 10:20 am
@Undead Zombie Horde
Sorry, dude. If you want, you can have the fast part of the song and I’ll just keep the creepy intro.
July 25th, 2008 at 10:20 am
The theme from “The Good, the Bad and the Ugly.” I wish a muthafucka would start some shit after hearing that.
July 25th, 2008 at 10:20 am
“Wild in the Street’ - Circle Jerks
July 25th, 2008 at 10:20 am
You know, I don’t know what I was thinking…my first pick should have been so obvious:
America - Neil Diamond
And the guy doing the cues has to time it so the entire orchestral intro finishes BEFORE I appear.
July 25th, 2008 at 10:21 am
Guns Blazing (Drums of Death Pt. 1) - DJ Shadow
July 25th, 2008 at 10:21 am
UGK - Three Sixteens. Who knows about that oleskool UGK??
July 25th, 2008 at 10:21 am
Too Many Twinkies - The Queers
July 25th, 2008 at 10:21 am
Dwight David - The Last Dragon
It’s the song that plays during the fight scene in “The Last Dragon” where Leroy catchs a fucking bullet in his teeth after he starts to glow.
You are the last dragon
You possess the power of the glow
July 25th, 2008 at 10:22 am
Sabotage by the Beastie Boys.
July 25th, 2008 at 10:22 am
3s and 7s - Queens of the Stone Age
July 25th, 2008 at 10:22 am
@Shoopmonster:
You didn’t want to go with DeBarge-Rhythm of the Night?
“KISS MY CONVERSE!”
July 25th, 2008 at 10:22 am
+2 points MrMcDerm
July 25th, 2008 at 10:23 am
This is why you have to get married as an Orthodox Jew. After the wedding service itself (the chupa), the bride and groom get some alone time, then they get their pictures taken, and then they enter the hall. To entrance music. So for one day in your life, this is not merely a theoretical exercise. You are limited only by your band’s competence.
My entrance music was The Who’s Baba O’Riley. But they didn’t really pull off the techno-organ intro, so it actually kind of stunk. My biggest regret in life, really.
July 25th, 2008 at 10:23 am
Boy Looka Here - Rich Boy
http://youtube.com/watch?v=mxFwWsZPiQc
July 25th, 2008 at 10:23 am
“Bellbottoms,” The Jon Spencer Blues Explosion
July 25th, 2008 at 10:24 am
Full song- “If you want blood” AC/DC
first min- when the guitar drops on “Money for Nothing” Dire Straits
July 25th, 2008 at 10:25 am
For Whom the Bell Tolls - Metallica
July 25th, 2008 at 10:25 am
@Tracer: That song was taken 1st overall.
My next pick is The Malitia by Gangstarr Featuring Big Sugg and Freddie Foxx
July 25th, 2008 at 10:25 am
Wake Up by Rage Against The Machine. Yeah, they stole the riff from Zeppelin, but Tom Morello made it so much more menacing. I cant get why no mlb closer i’ve ever seen uses this one. (Others will recall it as the music that played at the end of the first Matrix movie)
July 25th, 2008 at 10:25 am
Lostprophets - Shinobi vs. Dragon Ninja
July 25th, 2008 at 10:26 am
The opening guitar riff to the Smiths’ “How Soon is Now?”
Again and again. Can’t fucking get enough of it.
July 25th, 2008 at 10:26 am
if i was a closer… in the air tonight by phil collins.
credit must go to keith foulke for using danzig. that was a ridiculously awesome real choice.
July 25th, 2008 at 10:26 am
My choice is the same it was last time.
Notorious B.I.G., “Party and Bullshit” (Ratatat Remix)
For the motherfucking win, suckers.
July 25th, 2008 at 10:26 am
“Miserlou” by Dick Dale
/better known as that cool surf guitar song from Pulp Fiction
July 25th, 2008 at 10:26 am
tdizzle stole mine. so ill go with foxey lady - jimi hendrix.
July 25th, 2008 at 10:26 am
@ TF: well I dont want it without the creepy intro…
July 25th, 2008 at 10:27 am
If I’m trying to be a badass it’s Jailbreak by Thin Lizzy, if I’m walking into a party and trying to be funny and cool it’s Shimmy Shimmy Ya by the Ol’ Dirty Bastard
July 25th, 2008 at 10:27 am
Copacabana Barry Manilow…
July 25th, 2008 at 10:27 am
@Dan Doust:
Lots of weddings have entrance music. Specifically, I was the announcer at my friend’s non-denominational wedding. He and the bride came out to “Are You Ready For This?” while I announced the wedding party like it was a basketball game.
Seriously.
And I had a different friend who stuck the wedding party with “Shania Twain.” FAG!
July 25th, 2008 at 10:27 am
Jimmy Hendrix version of the star bangled banner - now that’s an entrance baby.
/plays air guitar and imagines walking into a room of hot chicks just waiting for the ManCandy
/leaves desk and heads to bathroom as imagination got the best of him
July 25th, 2008 at 10:27 am
In keeping with the Rage theme - Bulls On Parade.
Or Detachable Penis by King Missile. What?
July 25th, 2008 at 10:27 am
sunshine lollipops, rainbows in my hair
July 25th, 2008 at 10:28 am
Liquid Swords - The Gza
July 25th, 2008 at 10:28 am
Second pick: Apotheosis “O Fortuna” Apocalypse remix
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Vf72U1ZnQw
July 25th, 2008 at 10:28 am
ELO - Showdown
July 25th, 2008 at 10:29 am
Are You Experienced, Jimi Hendrix.
“Not necessarily stoned, but… beautiful.”
July 25th, 2008 at 10:29 am
Jesus Walks by Kanye West. My people killed Jesus and that song still rocks.
July 25th, 2008 at 10:29 am
“Here I Come” by The Roots. If you can listen this without a sudden desire to change clothes in a phone booth, you, sir, have no soul.
July 25th, 2008 at 10:29 am
The “Walk Away” piano theme from THE INCREDIBLE HULK.
Oh yeah.
July 25th, 2008 at 10:29 am
Escape from the Prison Planet - Clutch
July 25th, 2008 at 10:30 am
@porky1,
Having never been to a non-Orthodox wedding, I’ll have to take your word for it. Perhaps I shouldn’t have assumed we came up with that idea…
July 25th, 2008 at 10:31 am
The theme from “The Good, the Bad and the Ugly.”
Great choice. Have you heard the Bandini remix? Kickass.
July 25th, 2008 at 10:31 am
Hail to the Chief - Everyone would know I’m in charge.
July 25th, 2008 at 10:31 am
“Just to get a Rep” by Gang Starr. Yeah, it’s an anti-violence anthem, but it’s got a sinister opening and a killer hook.
July 25th, 2008 at 10:32 am
Omerta - Lamb of God
July 25th, 2008 at 10:32 am
Annihilate This Week by Black Flag. So big and stupid.
July 25th, 2008 at 10:33 am
“I.O.U.”
The Replacements
July 25th, 2008 at 10:33 am
@Dan Daoust:
Maybe you guys did come up with the idea.
I have no problem giving the Jews credit for things they invented, like Hebrew National Hot Dogs and Jesus.
July 25th, 2008 at 10:33 am
Third pick: Supernaut by Black Sabbath
July 25th, 2008 at 10:33 am
Lots of weddings have entrance music.
Yep. My wife and I strutted in Andre-3000-style to “So Fresh, So Clean.”
July 25th, 2008 at 10:34 am
End of the Line by Murder by Death would be pretty badass.
July 25th, 2008 at 10:34 am
Flashlights — Kanye West.
Whenever the synthesizer kicks in, I picture myself stepping out of a Ferrari in front of the Delano in South Beach.
July 25th, 2008 at 10:34 am
“Walking on Sunshine” - Katrina and the Waves
AND, I’d play air-trombone from side to side as a sashayed in.
July 25th, 2008 at 10:35 am
coheed and cambria - welcome home FTW.
nothing more badass than that shit.
July 25th, 2008 at 10:35 am
Break You Off - The Roots
http://youtube.com/watch?v=D6caDCTNx28
July 25th, 2008 at 10:35 am
The opening guitar riff to the Smiths’ “How Soon is Now?”
Everclear did a cover of this that’s actually pretty damn good. Especially the intro.
July 25th, 2008 at 10:36 am
Imperial March - John L. Williams
DARTH VADER THAT SHIT
July 25th, 2008 at 10:36 am
Ted Nugent - Stangle Hold
July 25th, 2008 at 10:36 am
If we’re going with the Roots, I’ll claim “Guns are Drawn.” Especially if I can walk in slow-motion.
July 25th, 2008 at 10:38 am
You know what? I want to come out like a Mexican fighter. I like hip hop, but there’s nothing better to hear before a fight than a bunch of Mariachis in the ring playing live. Nothing. Don’t fight it. So…
Camino de Guanajuato - Jose Alfredo Jimenez
One of the greatest things I’ve ever seen in boxing is when Floyd Mayweather Jr. came to the ring in a sombrero with mariachi music playing to show up Oscar De La Hoya. Priceless.
July 25th, 2008 at 10:38 am
Bad to the Bone. Like, no duh!
July 25th, 2008 at 10:39 am
“Bellbottoms,” The Jon Spencer Blues Explosion
I’ll take the Moby remix of that.
Actually, if I’m going JSBX, make it “Afro” and turn the amps up to 11.
July 25th, 2008 at 10:39 am
“Break You Off” should be played over every love scene from know until the world ends.
“Check the Technique.” Think you’re the world’s greatest rapper? Is your name Rakim? No? Yeah, just put your application with the others and we’ll give you a call.
July 25th, 2008 at 10:39 am
deniece williams - let’s here it for the boys
July 25th, 2008 at 10:39 am
Campfire Girls Weekend Party by Prizzy Prizzy Please. A lady pleaser.
July 25th, 2008 at 10:40 am
Bad to the Bone. Like, no duh!
No there’s an original thought.
July 25th, 2008 at 10:40 am
For my next pick, “Start Choppin” by Dinosaur Jr.
July 25th, 2008 at 10:42 am
I could pick 10 times in a row and no one would care. With the exception of RATM, Hendrix, and Metallica, not a whole lot here is even close to my catalogue.
My 2nd pick: American Badass, Kid Rock.
July 25th, 2008 at 10:42 am
@Otto, Love Spit Love’s version is also pretty good. That show Charmed with the 3 hot chicks as witches used it.
July 25th, 2008 at 10:42 am
I okay, I control-f ‘d everything I could think of just to be certain….
Welcome to the Jungle. This is a value pick at 130ish
July 25th, 2008 at 10:43 am
Europe - The Final Countdown
But only if Gob was doing magic tricks behind me.
July 25th, 2008 at 10:43 am
“Get Me Bodied,” by Beyonce. Entrance would obviously be one of those slow-motion struts with my hair flying back, and would require glitter, expensive shoes, and excellent lighting.
July 25th, 2008 at 10:44 am
“The Trooper” by Iron Maiden
July 25th, 2008 at 10:44 am
make it “Afro” and turn the amps up to 11. Done and Done, good sir.
Third Pick, “Lose Yourse…” nah, f that noise. I pick: “Shine” by the Rollins Band.
July 25th, 2008 at 10:44 am
“World’s Biggest Dick” by NWA. Don’t matter, just don’t bite it.
July 25th, 2008 at 10:44 am
Sly & the Family Stone, “If You Want Me To Stay.”
July 25th, 2008 at 10:44 am
If by Janet Jackson
July 25th, 2008 at 10:45 am
+2 Otto Man and Tracer
July 25th, 2008 at 10:46 am
“Back In the Saddle” by Aerosmith, especially when Tyler screams “I’m baaaaaaaaaaack!”
July 25th, 2008 at 10:47 am
“Too Tough to Die”
Ramones
July 25th, 2008 at 10:48 am
When I got married we were announced and walked in to Tim McGraw’s “I Like It, I Love It.” My non-country NYC friends were not impressed. Not sure why I’m telling you this.
July 25th, 2008 at 10:49 am
“Really Doe” by Ice Cube, because I, too, could take 4 ATF to dey def.
July 25th, 2008 at 10:49 am
Some good Punk picks in this draft.
I’ll take “Bankshot” by Operation Ivy
Ska music let’s everybody know it’s party time.
July 25th, 2008 at 10:49 am
2nd Pick: “Enter Sandman” by Metallica
1st Pick: “Welcome to the Jungle” by Guns n’ Roses
July 25th, 2008 at 10:50 am
Signed Sealed and Delivered by Stevie Wonder.
July 25th, 2008 at 10:50 am
My first pick is still on the board … Pimpin’ All Over the World by Ludacris
July 25th, 2008 at 10:50 am
Master Of Puppets
July 25th, 2008 at 10:51 am
“Knights of Cydonia” by Muse, starting at about 3:45
July 25th, 2008 at 10:51 am
entrance: P.E.’s WELCOME TO THA TERRORDOME
that shit used to get me foaming at the mouth before every high school soccer match. i was truly a force to be reckoned with.
exit: Led Zep’s TRAVELING RIVERSIDE BLUES
squeeze my lemon till the juice runs down my leg…
July 25th, 2008 at 10:51 am
“Sick Of You” - GWAR
July 25th, 2008 at 10:52 am
“Slam” by Onyx. Man, how did THAT slide this far? Make noise, B Boys.
July 25th, 2008 at 10:52 am
Nice pick, Smello. Wholeheartedly approve of the Janet.
I’m taking “Ella Me Levanto” by Daddy Janqui next. Actually, my next like 8 picks will probably be reggaeton shit too. SE PRODUCE EL IMPACTO, bitches.
July 25th, 2008 at 10:52 am
I still stand by my “Party and Bullshit” selection as the winner, but to continue the fun…
TV on the Radio, “Staring at the Sun” (Diplo Remix)
Ignore the lameass homemade video, and focus on the Dead Prez lyrics.
July 25th, 2008 at 10:52 am
@Shoopmonster
Great value pick. Can’t believe it stayed on the board this long.
July 25th, 2008 at 10:52 am
“Lit Up” by Buckcherry
July 25th, 2008 at 10:52 am
And how did I forget “Welcome to the Terrordome?” Shit.
July 25th, 2008 at 10:53 am
Hit ‘em up - Tupac. Walking out to “That’s why I fucked your bitch, You fat motherfucker.” Does it get better than that.
July 25th, 2008 at 10:53 am
@Tracer Bullet: So, so true. That, or Untitled by D’Angelo.
Made You Look - Nas
http://youtube.com/watch?v=5gWD4g63RNI
(and a little threadjack: apparently the Colts have signed Jared Lorenzen. I don’t really know what to say to that.)
July 25th, 2008 at 10:53 am
Mark Morrison “Return of the Mac”
July 25th, 2008 at 10:54 am
someday when humans have evolved into a higher state we’ll be able to have KSK Commentator Drafts without repeats…someday…
July 25th, 2008 at 10:54 am
BSac +10
July 25th, 2008 at 10:54 am
@Tracer,
Gahtdammit, “Slam” was my favorite jam all throughout 7th grade.
July 25th, 2008 at 10:54 am
Layla - Derek and the Dominoes
Meaning the rock version…not the shitty acoustic set Clapton did 20 years after the fact.
July 25th, 2008 at 10:54 am
KRS One- I can’t wake up. #2 on my board behind Onyx. Eat it bitches.
July 25th, 2008 at 10:54 am
My next pic “Don’t Stop ‘Til You Get Enough” by Michael Jackson.
July 25th, 2008 at 10:55 am
C.R.E.A.M. - Wu-Tang. Great entrance music because Wu-Tang is for the children.
July 25th, 2008 at 10:56 am
“Superstition” - Stevie Wonder
July 25th, 2008 at 10:56 am
BSac - I salute your Mark Morrison pick - great one.
July 25th, 2008 at 10:56 am
@Shinons - Great pick. LOVE Stevie Wonder.
@Smello & Futuremrs: yes and yes to Janet and Beyonce.
July 25th, 2008 at 10:57 am
Yinzer, you were sharing some brainwaves with me…my next pick was:
Da Mystery of Chessboxin’ - Wu-Tang
July 25th, 2008 at 10:57 am
Wow 150+ picks before 11:00 AM EST.
I’ll take a moment to summarize:
Ecstasy of Gold - Metallica’s version
NWO - Ministry
Seasons in the Abyss - Slayer
Range Life - Pavement
Bankshot - Operation Ivy
/is a very white person
July 25th, 2008 at 10:57 am
Wolf Parade, “I’ll Believe in Anything”
Again, ignore the video and pay attention to the rockitude. Really kicks in around 2:30.
July 25th, 2008 at 10:58 am
@ smurphette My wife was perfectly willing to leave me for D’Angelo until she saw him once while we were living in Las Vegas and he turned out to be an elf. My 6-foot-1 beat his six-pack abs.
July 25th, 2008 at 10:58 am
reel big fish - cannibal.
i wanna rip my shirt off when i hear that song.
July 25th, 2008 at 10:59 am
“Bring the Noise” by Public Enemy and Anthrax
July 25th, 2008 at 10:59 am
I like it raw– ODB. The movie “knocked up” kinda stole my thunder by using it as thier intro, but…
July 25th, 2008 at 10:59 am
Fuel by Metallica
Oh, and futuremrs, expensive shoes really should be required for every day. Not just entrances.
July 25th, 2008 at 11:00 am
This far in, and it’s still on the board?
“Give It Away” by Red Hot Chili Peppers. “What I got, you got to give it to yo mama.” Yes. Yes indeed.
July 25th, 2008 at 11:00 am
“Immigrant Song” - Led Zeppelin
I AM your overlord.
July 25th, 2008 at 11:00 am
Nas - You can Hate me now
July 25th, 2008 at 11:00 am
jump by van halen. that song is amazing
July 25th, 2008 at 11:01 am
Hewhocorrupts - Master of Profits As seen here
July 25th, 2008 at 11:01 am
Hey Fat Boy by Max-a-Million
July 25th, 2008 at 11:02 am
“30 something” - Jay-Z
July 25th, 2008 at 11:02 am
“that shit used to get me foaming at the mouth before every high school soccer match. i was truly a force to be reckoned with.”
Seriously dude?
July 25th, 2008 at 11:02 am
Gimme Shelter by the Rolling Stones
July 25th, 2008 at 11:02 am
I was tired of all my music, this draft is giving me some good ammo.
July 25th, 2008 at 11:02 am
Back when 50 wasn’t a fucking joke:
“Many Men (Wish Death on Me)”
Great Fuck you song. The sound of pinging shells puts this on top.
July 25th, 2008 at 11:03 am
“Scenario” - A Tribe Called Quest
RAWR RAWR, like a dungeon dragon.
July 25th, 2008 at 11:03 am
Wham- The first 20 seconds of “Wake me up”
July 25th, 2008 at 11:04 am
Thong Song - Kyuss
Very much has nothing to do with that other song by the same name.
July 25th, 2008 at 11:04 am
“Breaking the Law” by Judas Priest
July 25th, 2008 at 11:04 am
My Morning Jacket - One Big Holiday
Great opening
July 25th, 2008 at 11:05 am
more reel big fish.
check this one out - “another f you song.”
fuck everything, but fuck you the most. fuck everyone, but fuck you the most. with a big rusty pole or a splintery post, yeah fuck you the most, fuck you.
July 25th, 2008 at 11:05 am
No one’s taken Curtis Mayfield’s “Superfly”? Seriously?
OK, then. YOINK.
July 25th, 2008 at 11:06 am
Not a lot of country taken yet…
July 25th, 2008 at 11:06 am
The Shortest Fuse by Sump Pumps. And thanks smurphette - if you ever get a chance to see Stevie live, do it. He’s unreal.
July 25th, 2008 at 11:06 am
“Numb”by Portishead. It’s just so goddamn cool. I see myself walking in slow-motion into a the villains’ hideout and shooting up the place in a balletic display of blood and bullets.
July 25th, 2008 at 11:07 am
“Brick” by Ben Folds Five
When my opponent begins puzzling over why I’m coming out to a melancholy song about a teenage abortion, that’s when I hit him…with a brick. Then he understands “irony.”
July 25th, 2008 at 11:07 am
Jane by Jefferson Starship
July 25th, 2008 at 11:07 am
99 Problems by Jaz-Z
July 25th, 2008 at 11:08 am
“Not a lot of country taken yet…”
I can’t imagine why.
July 25th, 2008 at 11:08 am
oops - Jay-Z - although Jaz-Z is a cool enough name too
July 25th, 2008 at 11:08 am
@SquirminThurman
Awesome pick. Magheeta’s another good one.
July 25th, 2008 at 11:09 am
Head Over Heels, Tears For Fears. While on LSD
July 25th, 2008 at 11:09 am
@ Otto Oooh, “Supafly” is a hell of a pick. I like the cut of your jib, sailor.
July 25th, 2008 at 11:09 am
Criminal - Eminem
July 25th, 2008 at 11:10 am
99 Problems by Jay-Z
Nice. I’ve got a mashup of that and the guitar riffs from Hendrix’s “Voodoo Child” that will melt the paint off your walls.
July 25th, 2008 at 11:10 am
Guillotine (Swordz) The Wu at its finest
Poisonous paragraphs smash your phonograph in half…