Comments on: Commenter Draft: Commercials to Be Erased from History

By: matt

matt — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 07:49:54 +0000

the worst one ever

during the NBA Finals, the GMC commercial for the denali

‘LOOK AT DAT FIRE IN YO EYES. LEMME TRY TO GET DAT FIRE OUTCHA EYES’

and every other one like it.

By: Fa Cube Itches

Fa Cube Itches — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 20:38:00 +0000

If you want a good racist commercial, it’s hard to beat the old Stove Top Stuffing one:

“Ay, LeRoy! Mama cookin’ conebread!”

I think even David Duke and Senator Byrd cringed at that one.

By: TBone

TBone — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:29:25 +0000

If I see one commercial with some stupid kid telling me how to invest my money or get a life insurance policy, I’m going to apply for a license to purchase an Uzi. If my little midget 8 year old wakes me up in the middle of the night to talk about all my liabilities like those AIG commercials that are constantly on television, I wouldn’t just tell him to go to sleep, I’d put him to sleep. Christ.

By: Gino Tourettsa

Gino Tourettsa — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 17:45:41 +0000

This has all been some kind of guerilla marketing, viral focus-group bullshit that an ad team came up with, hasn’t it?

By: Italian Spiderman

Italian Spiderman — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 17:35:03 +0000

Ah, the anti-marketing dollar. That’s a big dollar. We’ve done research.

“90990″ knows what I’m talking ’bout (and beat me to posting the Hicks routine)!

By: RN Azriel

RN Azriel — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 08:59:49 +0000

The old 6 Flags commercial, from last summer, with the freaky old guy running around looking like Junior Sopranno on crank.

Fuck him and that song, made me NEVER want to goto 6 flags and gives me seizure like episodes when any amusement park ads come on tv

By: More Things To Be Thankful For « Innocent Bystanders

More Things To Be Thankful For « Innocent Bystanders — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 03:51:14 +0000

[...] Somebody else hates commercials as much as I do. Most people merely dislike commercials. I fucking HATE them. I loathe them with all the bile in my bloated liver. Hatred for ads is embedded in my marrow, programmed into my DNA, woven into the fabric of my soul. [...]

By: sdbruin

sdbruin — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 03:32:53 +0000

“Dude, Yer gettin’ a Dell!” FUCK YOU.

By: Brady's boot

Brady's boot — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 21:32:26 +0000

Anybody mention the Dane Cook “There’s only one Postseeeeeason” from last years TBS MLB playoffs. Also the worst of the worst is David Ortiz’s MLB.TV commercial “EVERY TEAM EVERY GAME” He cant even pronounce the word game. Those steroid must have fucked up his brains as well as his testes.

By: Drave

Drave — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 20:20:59 +0000

Fucking Olive Garden.
Fill up on our shitty breadsticks!
Hey – choose two sauces for the price of one!
Hey – pay $12 for 60 cents worth of food!

“10 Things You Don’t Know About Women”:
#1: We don’t ever want to see the inside of an Olive Garden