AT LAST! A FADED VETERAN TO CALL MY OWN!
Praise to Xenu! I knew if I sat on my hands long enough a whiny clubhouse cancer would find its way to Redskins Park. We missed out on Ocho Cinco and we’re still trying to lure that gunslinging bumpkin from Kiln, Mississippi to replace our Lionel Richie-esque bumpkin at quarterback, but we landed at least one high-profile malcontent.
And this one might still have something left in the tank! This ain’t no Bruce Smith or Deion Sanders. He could be a Dana Stubblefield and a half! You’ve finally figured this football thing out, Danny you sly old tree-chopping dog!
Dipshit Redskins Fans: HAIL TO THE REDSKINS! HAIL VICTORY! BRAVES ON THE WARPATH! FIGHT FOR OL’ LARGO, MARYLAND!
Jason Taylor, the last component we need to improve from a 9-7 team that loses in the first round to a 10-6 team that loses in the first round! But we’ll do it as a 5-seed this year!
HEY! I’VE ALREADY GOT A TAYLOR JERSEY FROM LAST YEAR! DON’T EVEN NEED TO THROW THAT ONE OUT!
Update: Just in case that’s not enough Raljon-based obnoxiousness, the Dead Tree Crew was out with traffic cone beer bongs at the opening day of training camp. (courtesy a bald blogger at some bullshit newsrag)
Tags: boy billionaire, xmas ape
July 20th, 2008 at 8:29 pm
horrible move but as an Eagles fan i do like watching Dan Snyder run his team
July 20th, 2008 at 8:30 pm
HEY! I’VE ALREADY GOT A TAYLOR JERSEY FROM LAST YEAR! DON’T EVEN NEED TO THROW THAT ONE OUT!
+21
July 20th, 2008 at 8:40 pm
I better see Tony Sparano’s reaction on this site tomorrow…
July 20th, 2008 at 9:00 pm
I woulda thought you would’ve put a too soon to save yourself, so i will!
…too soon?
+21
July 20th, 2008 at 9:02 pm
Oh. Dear. God. I thought we would make it through *one* offseason without the Redskins picking someone up that would have have all their obnoxious fans guaranteeing a Super Bowl victory. I hate the D.C. area sometimes.
July 20th, 2008 at 9:27 pm
As a dipshit Redskins fan I am in favor of this, naturally.
July 20th, 2008 at 9:42 pm
At least he’s a good dancer.
July 20th, 2008 at 10:26 pm
From Pat Tillman to Jesus to Sean Taylor… this week has been a toosoonapalooza.
July 20th, 2008 at 10:59 pm
Please. That’s a whiny clubhouse cancer who does an awesome paso doble.
/Fixed
July 21st, 2008 at 8:24 am
Correction: it should read “gunslinging BLUMPKIN from Kiln, Mississippi”.
I’ll give you a hint: he’s not the fun part.
July 21st, 2008 at 9:54 am
A guy who might be done by next summer for a 2nd rounder and a 6th rounder.
Just when you think Danny’s got this figured out, he does something like this….AND TOTALLY REDEEMS HIMSELF!!!
July 21st, 2008 at 9:58 am
The chick pouring the beer’s got a nice body, that’s got to count for something right? And fuck the Foreskins.
July 21st, 2008 at 11:32 am
Remarkable – I send a tip asking about the Dead Tree Crew last week . . and then this.
I might have superpowers.
/moves laptop with mind
July 21st, 2008 at 1:22 pm
Ape, does this mean you will be stopping by this season when we send the Steelers back to Shitsburg with a L?
July 21st, 2008 at 1:34 pm
I’ll be there. Try not to bombard me with a drive-by fruiting like you do to Iggles fans.
July 21st, 2008 at 2:05 pm
I will make that deal only if you dress like your idol, Steely McBeam.
July 21st, 2008 at 2:47 pm
Fight on Fight on till you have won for washington … rah rah rah
July 21st, 2008 at 5:56 pm
He wanted Hollywood…he got Hollywood for ugly people (DC).
July 21st, 2008 at 11:16 pm
There are a lot of tools in DC and a lot of annoying Redskins fans, but the DTC has reached a level of toolish annoyingness that will never be matched.
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:43 am
Mafia: Please don’t encourage the attention whores, I implore you.
July 22nd, 2008 at 10:09 am
Hate us some more please!
http://f-51.blogspot.com/2008/07/last-time-dtc-was-at-fedex-field.html
July 22nd, 2008 at 10:32 pm
Dear Mayor of FedEx Field,
Calm down son, you’re embarrassing me.
Signed,
Sonny “I’ve never picked the Redskins to lose in the weekly NBC4 Redskin segments” Jurgenson