Yeah, You Gotta Do It Classy
07.29.08
This weekend Art Monk will finally be enshrined in the Professional Football Hall of Fame in Canton, OH. KSK has received a copy of the speech he plans to read upon his induction and it follows below in its entirety, and might I say, that guy is still all class.
Oh man, I can’t even tell you guys how great it feels to be standing up here. After all these years I’d begun to resign myself to the idea that I’d never see the day my bust was placed in Canton, but it just shows you the importance of perseverance.
As many of you know I am a man of humble beginnings. Growing up as the son of a welder and a maid in White Plains I never dreamed of the possibility of making my living as a professional athlete. In fact, I was more interested in becoming a musician like my cousin Thelonious for many of my younger years. Fortunately for me I soon gravitated towards football, a game that has provided me with nearly endless opportunities.
After we won our first Super Bowl I was able to open the Art Monk Football Camp where some 14,000 children have learned the craft of the game we all love so much. Spending so many years working with the camp provided experiences as rewarding as any on-field accomplishments, but the three Super Bowls were pretty great too.
Speaking of the Super Bowls, I’d like to take this opportunity to thank all of my teammates and coaches over the years. Each and every one of you are apart of this honor, and I surely wouldn’t be here without your support. I’d also like to thank the Cooke family for drafting me into the tremendous Washington Redskins organization as well as Coach Joe Gibbs who taught me more about how to be an upstanding Christian man than anyone outside of my father.
Of course I can’t conclude without thanking the members of the media who have supported my induction for so many years. There is something incredibly humbling about having thousands of tireless fans passionately campaigning on your behalf. Today I share this honor with all of you, and thank you for your support.
With all that being said, I’d like to address one more group before I go sit back down to listen to my friend and teammate Darrell Green.
To Peter King, Cliff Christl, Paul Zimmerman, and any of my other current and former detractors, consider yourselves humbly invited to…

Thank you all for coming.


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BuzzBizz, You have to be the most ignorant football fan on the planet with that “5 yard hitch” BS.
Uneducated comments like that only mean one thing: You live in Dallas and pull for the Cowboys.
art monk is no ‘Steamin’ Willie Beamen
/just wanted to get in on it
//hangs head in shame
Yea, bout time my 4.25 TD per year average gets into Canton.
And don’t forget about my ONE HARDCORE ALL PRO TEAM APPEARANCE MUTHAFUCKERS!
7 yard slants for 16 years bitches…eat that shit!
Oh for fuck’s sake. Like “the greatest 5 yard hitch route runner” has any business being in Canton unless he buys a ticket.
Gary Clark on the same team at the same time out performed Monk in every statistical category. He just didn’t play for 58 average years.
Art Monk is certainly no Ernest Givins
+1 to Required Name Here. No Welkah, indeed.
For all of you Art Monk haters out there. Here’s a quarters!..Go call somebody who gives a damn!..For all of you who’ve never seen him play, get off the Sega, Nintendo, or Play Stations, and go watch some of his achivements on the field. Atleast he never did anything stupid off the field like some of America’s Most Wanted. Andre Reed, and Cris Carter were good, but they never won a Superbowl. Maybe some of the receivers now in the game could take the time to learn a thing or two.
art monk is no george carlin
All Cris Carter fans do is give beatdowns.
+1 Otto Mann
Art Monk was no Golden Richards!
/puts down pill bottle
//punches at own cock
///misses
I will gladly wear the 81 jersey my mother bought me back in 1991. Of course, my mother is a stupid twat and it says “Rob” on the back.
My mother is stupid. I will wear my jersey never the less.
About damn time the Monkster gets his due. I have to admit, G Clark was a little better on Tecmo Bowl. http://www.betsportsweb.com/
I like the Seinfeld reference.
Art Monk is no Marvin Harrison
EGLZ RL! is no Peter King
/yah I relly wanted in the action
monk sucks monkey sack.
Hail to the Maj!!!!!!
art monk is no welkaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
The best thing will be watching that cooze Adam Schefter squirm on the set when they cover this on NFL network.
I hope Jamie Dukes makes him his bitch with a big dose of “I told ya’ so.”
Ah, Chris Webber… the SECOND shittiest trade in NBA history. My Golden State Warriors are the Detroit Lions of the NBA. (Clippers = Cardinals of course)
Andre Reed? Please.
Fucking. A.
Now, if Art can drop a horse head into Danny’s bed on HOF night, I’d appreciate it.
/that’s not classy?
//fuck Snyder anyway
///thinks this weekend will be the highlight of my season
“THAT’S FOR CALLING OOK-OOK A MONKEY!”
I can’t believe he didn’t thank his OCD detective cousin.
@ Last Unitard
You beat me to the Monk pun punch. I can’t think of anything for “Blue Monk”.
@ Jackin’4beats
Art’s getting into the HoF ‘Round Midnight.
I believe the induction ceremony will be held ’round midnight.
Right there with ya, Maj.
An Alvin Garret reference. My pointless day now complete.
He’s no little monkey.
/Cosell’d
Art Monk is no Shannon Sharpe. “Wabba, jabba, nabba, babba.” Yeah…what he said.
So Monk’s going into the HOF Straight, No Chaser then?
Monk got all those catches because Gary Clark was the real threat.
/tecmo
he is no andre reed… but a class act for certain. and by the way rod smith couldnt hold Monk’s jockstrap and shouldnt even be considered as a hall of fame possibility… but that’s just me.
Art Monk is no Dexter Manley. Maybe a little bit Charles Mann, but he’s no Dexter Manley.
Art Monk is no Rod Smith?
/just wants to fit in
You kinda have to keep it classy when you score 68 TDs in 16 seasons. At that point, leading the league in class and receptions is all you have to go by.
Any chance Deon goes into the HOF as a Redskin?
This is undeniably the highlight of the Redskin fan’s football season.
ALSO @ porky1
If Chris Webber gets in the BBall HOF first ballot, I’m hunting him down and shanking him with a sharpened rib bone I got from the decaying carcass of Billy King.
/bitter 76ers fan
Art Monk invented the semi-creepy porno moustache for the black receiver. MarHar owes his success to the monk.
I thought this wasn’t going anywhere until after the jump. Good misdirection, way to show the versatility of the dick joke.
Too bad you couldn’t find a nice Redskins font for this, by the by.
Monk deserves it for football a hell of a lot more than Chris Webber deserves it for basketball, and Webber will probably get in on the first ballot despite blowing big games at every level, erasing the Fab Five’s college records for all time by taking money and later trying to lie about it, and basically being being an injury-riddled, crunch-time wilting, playoff 4th quarter air-balling, underachieving jackass.
/total tangent
//but fuck it something reminded me of Chris Webber
///Fuck Chris Webber
////but he does nice charity work
Kurt is no Dr. Z
“All Cris Carter fans do is give beatdowns”
They learned it from John Randle.
Art Monk was no Rod Tidwell.
His cousin Thelonius was a fucking genius. Also, in his spare time he dabbled in the pussy and heroin trade.
A gang of Cris Carter fans in purple shirts is waiting for Peter King and Paul Zimmerman in the parking lot.
All Cris Carter fans do is give beatdowns.
If Monk gets in Reed gets in eventually.
/Bills fan
Maybe you didn’t get the point of this post Kurt.
Go up and re-read it again. Then punch yourself in the dick for being born.
Art Monk was no hall of famer. He was a good receiver. But no difference maker and put fear in defenses.
Top 10 in receptions all time, 12,721 yards receiving, Super Bowl rings, yeah what defense would be scared of that.
Art Monk was no hall of famer. He was a good receiver. But no difference maker and put fear in defenses.
very Christian like.
Art Monk was no Dennis McKinnon. (Which is probably what earned him a Hall of Fame berth)!
A gang of Cris Carter fans in purple shirts is waiting for Peter King and Paul Zimmerman in the parking lot.
That was Ron Burgundy classy.
I just pray Art Monk punches Peter King in the vagina while Biff holds him down.
Outstanding
@Napoleon’s Battle Plan:
Unlike ‘Lip, he has no reason to feel downtrodden now.
Yeah, he was no Willie Gault.
/continuing the string of uninformed, hilarious opinions.
I kept reading and waiting, reading and waiting…waiting… THERE IT IS: Profanity! YAY!
This is some weapons grade awesome!
He’s no Andre Reed.
Pfft, he needs a wheelbarrow to carry Tim Brown’s nutsack.
+1 for mentioning The Loneliest Monk.
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Greatest Receiver Eva!
That is all
Nice. Thought you were actually gonna keep it clean, but, nahhhh. Good show.
amen, fuck those douchebags
yeah, why wasn’t he a hall of famer again?