And Now The Exciting (First Part) Conclusion of Italian Spiderman
Batman might have grossed $155 million in its opening weekend compared to Eyetie Spidey’s lesser take of a couple million Internet dollars, but at least the actor who plays Italo Spiderman doesn’t yell at his mom. Actually, given his propensity for hitting women, he probably has done what Christian Bale was suspecting of doing. But at least he didn’t fling the mustache at her.
Tags: italian spiderman, xmas ape
July 23rd, 2008 at 11:33 am
Topher Grace is already on board for the sequel
July 23rd, 2008 at 11:34 am
This posted at 11:11! Did you make a wish? Or… mi scusi… un desiderio?
must… not… heckle… Ape…
July 23rd, 2008 at 11:48 am
Mulitiple punches to face +1
Stuff getting blowed up real good +1
Ending Part 1 like “Rocky” +2!
Inevitable derision from other KSKers -3
We still come out ahead!
July 23rd, 2008 at 2:44 pm
I finally understand why the Sergeant Major wants me to “po-leece that moos-tache.” Those fucking things are dangerous.
July 23rd, 2008 at 3:16 pm
Best head explosion since Scanners, methinks so.
+1 to Otto Man for Generation Kill reference. Police dat moooooooooo-stache!!!! God fatha isa watchin!
July 24th, 2008 at 4:04 am
Why didn’t the guards just shoot eye-tie spidey after he threw his guns down? Ya just can’t get real evil henchmen these days.