Batman might have grossed $155 million in its opening weekend compared to Eyetie Spidey’s lesser take of a couple million Internet dollars, but at least the actor who plays Italo Spiderman doesn’t yell at his mom. Actually, given his propensity for hitting women, he probably has done what Christian Bale was suspecting of doing. But at least he didn’t fling the mustache at her.
I want more like this!
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