Dear Scrotal Seam,
Since you won’t return my phone calls, and you refuse to use a computer for anything other than acquiring Canadian pharmaceuticals, I figured my only recourse is to send you this letter. They do have postal service in Bumfuck, Mississippi, don’t they?
Listen, I understand that you love the game and all of the media fellating you reap as a result of your play, but if you have this “itch” to come back you could have at least dropped me a line. I don’t even care if you play this year, in fact, I think it would be pretty fucking great. With all this football crap going on I’ve fallen way behind in my regimen of naps and vacations over the past two off-seasons. All I’m asking is that you stop dicking me around like this year after year.
If you need me for any reason I’ll be doing the same thing I do during every training camp, sneaking over to your house during film study and butt-fucking Deanna on your freshly mown lawn.
Yours In Christ,
Aaron Rodgers
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Matts a fuckin retard dah dah dah
Aaron Rodgers is just another player. He is unproven. He deserves NOTHING. Does a backup linebacker deserve to start simply because he wore a cap on the sideline? ALL THIS CRAP ABOUT “RODGERS HAS THE TOOLS” IS SUCH HORSESHIT. HOW DO YOU KNOW HE HAS THE TOOLS? HOW MANY NFL PLAYERS HAVE YOU COACHED? WHAT FUCKING NFL QB DOESN’T “HAVE THE TOOLS?” YOU ARE THE SPECULATORS OF LIFE. Watch your shitty Packers go 6-10 or worse with one of the youngest, most talented receiving corps.
Apparently, none of you dipshits have been in a situation where you actually had an important, life-altering decision to waffle over, since you are so worried about the major injustices of the world, like unproven QBs who “deserve” to start. You speculate what is right and wrong when you don’t know a damned thing about those in power or those who believe their power. Brett or Thompson could be in the wrong, and you will make a shitty snap judgment based on your emotional reaction to whatever news show you are watching at the time.
Pathetic.
I actually fired a guy once, and he was either dumb-ass enough not to know what I meant, or so stupid that he had no idea what FIRED meant, so he came back to work the next day like business-as-usual. That was really an 8 on the
1-10 scale.
However, if you are old, and senile enough not to remember that you FUCKING QUIT!!!!!!!!! Then you had better not really be thinking that the doors will magically open once again. Or don’t let the door hit you too hard on the way out- AGAIN!
This guy can’t even remember if he has a job or not! That’s a 10 folks!
Aaron Rodgers sucks and hasn’t done thing one in the NFL yet!
Sounds more like you are on the Aaron Rodgers Homo train more than anything else…
Hey P@ck66! Aaron could squash you with his pinky behind his back, if you’d only get out of your mother’s closest.
2 sides here. Maybe 3. Favre, Rodgers and Favre. What’s the motivation? For any of them?
Favre left the Pack for a reason (or many).
It’s like 9/11.
Have we forgotten? Has HE?
Fuck Aaron Rodgers…
That pussy fucking sucks. He can’t even stay on the field.
He’s a Tedford retard.
Fuck him where he breathes.
He’s a TV baby, Madden playing jerk-off. Like the rest of you assholes.
You should be in Iraq instead of posting pussy bullshit on the internet you scumb ag.
That Aaron Rodgers must be getting lessons in asskickery from the Sex Cannon.
Aaron Rodgers is officially the most popular player in the NFL.
“You know what, Green Bay? I’m taking this team on the express train to awesomeland. And if you want to bitch and moan about how I’m not the last guy, then your stupid ass can sit outside on the tundra and weep frozen tears for him. Meanwhile, if you board now, this thing’s gonna be an orgy for the next few seasons. Express means I’m not stopping for ANYthing. Bandwagon hopping? Not on my fucking train. This shit’s going 100 mph straight for the Super Bowl, year after year after year. I’m not gonna just do it once like Old Man Favre. No “boy he just loves playin’” for this guy. It’s about to be 10 straight years of “Goddamn, that Rodgers just tore through that defense like he was Mark Chimura and they were an underage girl’s panties!”
This train doesn’t run on “I think I can.” It runs on pure asskickery, and anyone not on the train to begin with is getting their ass kicked into the furnace to make it run.”
Awesome. I look forward to Aaron Rodger’s open letter to the Green Bay Packer nation.
“scrotal seam”
is deanna hot?
http://www.collegefastbreak.com/
At this point, Brian Brohm and Matt Flynn have gotta be thanking their lucky stars that Rodgers is their flak jacket. No one (except Steve Young) wants to follow a legend. Just ask Bubby Brister.
Great way to start the weekend!
Fantastic, UM. Simply fantastic.
Naptown — that can’t be a recent pic of Aa-Rod. he let himself go so much the last 2 years that my friends and I couldn’t help but refer to his as Bum Rodgers.
http://www.packers.com/multimedia/photo_galleries/player_galleries/rodgers_aaron_2007/
You can see he gave up shaving the rest of his face, as well as his unkept hair creeping out from under his helmet. I hope he can pull himself together.
I think Aaron Rodgers is looking right through me in that pic. Yep, he’s got the 5-11 stare.
I never knew Deanna was a “Packer QB Chaser” but this is the first time a Packer QB fucked HER in the ass.
Her strap-on and Peter King share the same cologne, Eau de Brett’s Shit.
I have a feeling this won’t be the only thing of Aaron Rodgers that will be intercepted.
/Rim Shot
The “yours in Christ” after the butt fucking line is awesome!
There was a time when I felt kinda sorry for Aaron Rodgers. Then I saw his over-gelled spikey hair and soul patch.
someone’s been spending time with ethan albright.
Did somebody say…SASSY?!
I have a new favorite quarterback.
is there anything quite like a talented professional football team with an aged just-good-enough-to keep-playing but no longer a player capable of leading a team to a Superbowl Championship? Brett “QB Cock-block” Favrvrvre, you delight me.
Short, sweet, and sassy. I like it.
That was brilliant.
Dang. That man is hungry – he’s a winner. I’m drafting him for my fantasy football team. Now if I could figure out how many points a good round of anal sex is worth.
Did you know Brett Favre is in love … with a lawn mower, that is!
Butt-fuck in Bumfuck. Nice alliteration, with a visual to boot.
@FLS, especially after the butt fucking part.
@FLS, especially after the part about butt fucking.
The “Yours in Christ” absolutely kills me. Bra-vo.