BREAKING NEWS! Brett Favre has sent the Packers a text message! It’s true! Huzzah! OMG! OMFG! :o!!!!!!!!
A message from the Gunslinger himself! What a truly historic occurrence! What an amazing milestone in NFL history! I can barely keep my pants on, I’m so blown away! I may have to go masturbate with the GOOD shower soap tonight!
No one knows what the text message said, but we do know he did indeed send it. Breathtaking. I’m also being told that Brett Favre may have also tried to contact the Packers via AIM, but that the Packers couldn’t get the fucking chat room to open.
Well, we at KSK are quite adept at navigating these kooky intertubes. As with anything Favre shoots off, this message was easily intercepted. Favre sent the Packers no less than a dozen messages. Here they are.
JK ABOUT RETIRING
U GOT QB 4 GUNSLNGN?
CN CUM BK NOW? KTHXBAI!
SUX 2B ARRON
OMG! A-RODG B SO GAY!
DEANNA IZ BORIN.
#4 NEEDS PK BJ ASAP
MOOR INTS PLS
BETTR HOPE I DONT GET ITCH 2 GET U FIRED LOLZ
WHEN DID I GET A CELL PHONE?
I’M SO RAVEN!
GOT 2 B A VIK NOW L8RS
PAIN KILLERZ 2 SPENSIV IN REEL WRLD
4′S BOYESH INTHUZIAZM FTW
DO U KNOW # 4 LIKKER STORE???
And here was Ted Thompson’s texted reply:
FU CKSKR
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ps..Packnic and Packone are stupid pussies…..like TT.
Stupid TV Baby, Madden playin’ MTHFKRS….
You don’t know shit about football.
Tromadz is Gay like TT…
And TT Suks…
Sincerly,
Pack66
@ holding down the couch springs – I think it’s best not to speculate on that. Unstoppable force/immovable object paradoxes normally ends with an imploding universe
so when favre is a viking will bdd’s homerism take over his hatred?
w00t TEH WRNGLRZ ROXORZ LOLZ
That was supposed to say “copy cats…”
Worst.
html.
ever.
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#4 HAZ INTERCEPSHUN
LEMME KNOW
Well, I guess we know Brett’s OK now. I figured Peter King had kidnapped #4, kept him in a hole in his basement and periodically made him rub lotion on his skin.
making fun of favre, awsome! i mean he is one of the top ten qbs of all time… way to be nfl fans
NAPTOWN DREWZ IN YR UPROXXX MURDERINGZ EMOTICONZ!!!111!!
LAWNMOWERZ MONIEZ :(
AAAARON PLZ AN HERO!!!!11!!
brett favre and curt schilling should go blow each other
@ matt – more like ROLF – as in tossing up my lunch getting sick of farve.
Well spoken Rocco and CumPidgeon. Didn’t the PHONE replace the TELEGRAPH for a fucking reason?
/kicks a passenger pidgeon
@ Dan: I just assumed your first one “ROLF” was an homage to “faRVe” being spelled “Favre”
SHIT….I am way to old for the text stufff…
ROFL LMAO
/Back to using 2 tin cans and a string
ROLF LMAO
You guys were slightly beaten to the punch here…
http://www.atexansblog.com/2008/07/08/the-courting-of-ted-thompson/
Texting is super sweet. No homo.
Maybe I will change my name on here… CumPidgeon
+1’s for everybody (except that cheap non-tipping bastard)
Actually, that’s the way he likes it. He didn’t bow and scrape and fill your urinal with ice, so he knows he doesn’t deserve the +1.
huzzah to Big Daddy Drew!!! I wanted to abbreviate BDD, but I didn’t to get my larynx ripped out from all you abrrevi-haters.
cumpidgeon sounds funnier to me.
I’ve been laughing my ass off in my office for the last 30 minutes from the last 2 posts. Excellent shit.
+1′s for everybody (except that cheap non-tipping bastard)
Samsquantch: at first glance i thought you called me a cumpidgeon… ?? ohhh curmudgeons, yes… indeed.
@BigTravATX & Rocco:
Spoken like true curmudgeons. Preach on brothers. What the hell does the number 1 with exclamation marks mean?
/utterly despise teenagers
PAIN KILLERZ 2 SPENSIV IN REEL WRLD
Everyone knows Brett Favre needs an IV of pure, liquid attention pumping constantly into his veins.
I CAN HAS PRES CONFRENS?
you should see what thompson wrote on favre’s facebook wall
Getting dissed for a booty call in Green Bay of all places must be rough.
I didn’t undertand any of that. Fuck text abbreviations. If you can’t spell out the words fast enough hit fucking send and call me you cockknocker. The next person to text me lol or omg gets pistol whipped. I’m 30 not 16! Die.
I LOL’ed at “When did i get a cell phone”
seriously im so sick of text abbreviations i get shit from friends and family i dont even have a fucking clue what it means.
and the other day i was checking out at the corner store and the bimbo whore infront of me told her friend something and the other dumb broad actaully SAID “OMG” in the same manner you would actually say oh my god. i wanted to take my 32oz corona and smash it over her skull…
/flip phone flies open
BRB LOL!!!!1!!!1
Brett needs to go
*Ted Thompson’s pager goes off*
TT’s wife: Who is it?
TT: I don’t know … it’s just a bunch of pound signs.
You really need a new “FUCK YOU BRETT FAVRE” tag. Something like “I HOPE PETER KING GIVES YOU AIDS AND YOU DIE A SLOW AND PAINFUL DEATH BRETT FAVRE”.
“As with anything Favre shoots off, this message was easily intercepted.”
TRUR WRDZ NEVR SPOKN
What’s even more amazing is that Troy’s Bitch is capable of making out anything other than a vicodin bottle.
LOLRS!!! lckr rm VCDIN is CHEEP!!
Amazing that Favre has the patience to press “1″ a hundred times to get punctuation in a text message. He’s a better man than me.