Your Monday Morning MILF-age
/checks dictionary, penis
Yep, that’s a MILF. Take notes, Belichick.
HT: The Superficial
Tags: coach and QB have much in common, Gisele's pretty much the only step up, lucky young men, momma mia, not sure that outfit's on the Pottery Barn registry, nursing, purging yourself to lose pregnancy weight
June 9th, 2008 at 9:41 am
Yes but WHERE is my Monday morning rape joke?
June 9th, 2008 at 9:42 am
Whoops, I just offended myself.
June 9th, 2008 at 9:43 am
Is that outfit one of those things where you see a vase in the middle and two silhouettes on the sides?
June 9th, 2008 at 9:44 am
Hey we just got that crib too! All though my wife refuses to pose next to it sexy lingerie.
June 9th, 2008 at 9:44 am
That clock camera is a real piece of top notch Billy B espionage.
June 9th, 2008 at 9:49 am
Monday Morning MILF-age > Friday Cheerleader Post
June 9th, 2008 at 10:07 am
Anyone else bothered by the fact she has a neck as thick as Zach Thomas?
June 9th, 2008 at 10:08 am
Anyone else bothered by the fact she has a neck as thick as Zach Thomas?
No, you’re thinking of Britney Spears, who is the polar opposite of a MILF.
June 9th, 2008 at 10:12 am
Britney is the “polar opposite” of MILF?
really?
Granted, she might not rate that high, but, the “polar opposite?”
June 9th, 2008 at 10:17 am
you mean to tell me she has a neck?
June 9th, 2008 at 10:25 am
I was thinking more of Rosie O’Donnell as the polar opposite of MILF.
June 9th, 2008 at 10:41 am
UU – exactly.
June 9th, 2008 at 10:42 am
That outfit looks like a lock…and I’ve got the key babyiiieeee.
ZING!
June 9th, 2008 at 10:43 am
Britney Spears is the CMNOWF
(Crazy Mom No One Wants to Fuck)
June 9th, 2008 at 10:50 am
@UU – Either her or Melissa Rivers.
June 9th, 2008 at 10:52 am
shouldnt her boobs be bigger?
June 9th, 2008 at 11:08 am
Gosh, Futuremrs, I can’t believe you forgot how frail and sensitive we are! You know we get scared and offended at even the mere mention of danger.
June 9th, 2008 at 11:16 am
Britney is not a polar opposite. She’s just a polar bear.
June 9th, 2008 at 12:13 pm
bradysleftovers.jpg
Perfect.
Also, I second the love for the monday morning milf > friday cheerleader. And Brady isn’t that similar to Belichick because Moynahan wasn’t married when he started plowing her.
June 9th, 2008 at 12:48 pm
The kid’s gonna breast-feed until he’s in college.
June 9th, 2008 at 2:41 pm
Jesus, Gino, wouldn’t you?
June 9th, 2008 at 2:44 pm
I would if I could. She’s a foyne Irish lass, isn’t she?
June 9th, 2008 at 4:03 pm
@futuremrs:
Ok, so Mike Tyson, Kobe Bryant and Jerramy Stevens walk into a bar……
June 9th, 2008 at 4:37 pm
Hey we just got that crib too!
On my third long look at that photo, I finally noticed we have the same mobile over our crib.
You know, my daughter might be somewhere in that picture, but it’s going to take a lot more looking for me to find her. And even then, only if she’s hiding in the negligee.
June 9th, 2008 at 7:11 pm
Oedipus Complex, anyone?
June 9th, 2008 at 7:32 pm
PAT THE BUNNY indeed. I’m… so ready… for my 3AM feeding.
– Barney
Tightjammies, PA.
June 9th, 2008 at 8:57 pm
@otto man — I just checked again, and I think you’re safe. Your daughter must be downstairs setting fire to the curtains.
June 10th, 2008 at 2:09 am
ALSO @ Otto Man
How did you and Barney get one of those gay addoption licenses?
June 10th, 2008 at 3:07 am
It says on the website that she is 37, which puts her at around 50 when her kid gets to be that certain age, i doubt she holds up
June 12th, 2008 at 8:31 pm
She used to wear this one every Tuesday for me