Your Monday Morning MILF-age
06.30.08
Here’s Jessica Alba to kick off your short work week. I don’t know if you’ve seen pictures of Alba after she got pregnant but yeah, she doesn’t look like this anymore. I had no idea one of the side effects of pregnancy was that you turn into Leah Remini.
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I wanna suck leah remini’s pussy dry and eat her ass while she calls me her bitch slave. I want her to dominate me while I suck her pussy dry
A Clarence Carter reference. Wow.
I be strokin’!
Alba in Idle Hands was her peak.
UU, once you stick a baby up that ass you about have to baste it sometimes, so yeah, all you guys afraid of the fatt wimmens best suck it up.
I cannot recommend tasting one after about 7 months, though. There’s a lot of stuff going on down there to prepare the tot-chute. I went down there after maybe 8 and when my tongue hit it kind of fizzed, like I was licking an Alka-Seltzer.
Six years ago and I’m still traumatized.
@ qualude conduct:
I had always heard it: Here’s to honor, getting on ‘er, staying on ‘er, and if you can’t cum in her, cum on er.
I’d bang Leah Remini, but since she’s a little crazy with the Scientology, then it would have to be a hate fuck. Oh and Alba can still get it – she’s in Hollywood – she be tightened up in 6 weeks or less.
Come on guys, lay off! She’s a mom!
Man, I can’t say that with a straight face. I’d treat her ass like Pacman Jones treats innocent bystanders: I’d cripple it.
Here’s the real question: Would Alba be up for some tromboning?
If yes, keep her.
If no, keep her. I was only joking; unless she was in to that.
Here’s to honor, getting on her and staying on her.
i may be alone on this one, but i’d probably go through Jessica Alba to fuck Leah Remini.
Now, this is strictly based on my own estimate of which one is more likely to swallow a whole dick without complaint.
Alba seems like a lightweight.
Then again, having a baby changes everything…
I would gladly fuck Leah Remini and Jessica Alba
A three and a half day week for me would be leaving around 10:30 on Thursday.
/hates job
Leaving work at 3pm on Thursday. Oh yeah…
No short week for me, I’m comming into the office on Friday :(
But I will be taking Monday off :)
Why in the hell wouldn’t I nail Leah Remini? She was on Saved by the Bell, for chrissakes.
a few months ago she was a PILF, preggo i’d love to fuck. Any chance of Tuesday Morning PILF? Also, if you thinking banging a pregnant chcik is gross, your opinion will change ifyour wife gets pregnant.
Hottest role ever? Idle Hands, no doubt!
I personally think the palpable tension between her and the Silver Surfer in Fantastic Four 2: Rise of the Silver Surfer -brought on by her limitless talent – makes her all the more attractive. You know the scene, where he decides to blow up that cloud of dust because she looks like his alien wife.
/worst movie ever
she is asking for it in both pictures Upsate Underdoggie style. so f’ing hot.