Your Monday Morning MILF-age
Here’s Jessica Alba to kick off your short work week. I don’t know if you’ve seen pictures of Alba after she got pregnant but yeah, she doesn’t look like this anymore. I had no idea one of the side effects of pregnancy was that you turn into Leah Remini.
Tags: Monday Morning MILF, THREE AND A HALF DAY WEEK!, time to make the dick jokes
June 30th, 2008 at 9:34 am
she is asking for it in both pictures Upsate Underdoggie style. so f’ing hot.
June 30th, 2008 at 9:59 am
I personally think the palpable tension between her and the Silver Surfer in Fantastic Four 2: Rise of the Silver Surfer -brought on by her limitless talent – makes her all the more attractive. You know the scene, where he decides to blow up that cloud of dust because she looks like his alien wife.
/worst movie ever
June 30th, 2008 at 9:59 am
Hottest role ever? Idle Hands, no doubt!
June 30th, 2008 at 10:03 am
a few months ago she was a PILF, preggo i’d love to fuck. Any chance of Tuesday Morning PILF? Also, if you thinking banging a pregnant chcik is gross, your opinion will change ifyour wife gets pregnant.
June 30th, 2008 at 10:05 am
Why in the hell wouldn’t I nail Leah Remini? She was on Saved by the Bell, for chrissakes.
June 30th, 2008 at 10:39 am
No short week for me, I’m comming into the office on Friday :(
But I will be taking Monday off :)
June 30th, 2008 at 11:05 am
Leaving work at 3pm on Thursday. Oh yeah…
June 30th, 2008 at 11:22 am
A three and a half day week for me would be leaving around 10:30 on Thursday.
/hates job
June 30th, 2008 at 11:26 am
I would gladly fuck Leah Remini and Jessica Alba
June 30th, 2008 at 11:50 am
i may be alone on this one, but i’d probably go through Jessica Alba to fuck Leah Remini.
Now, this is strictly based on my own estimate of which one is more likely to swallow a whole dick without complaint.
Alba seems like a lightweight.
Then again, having a baby changes everything…
June 30th, 2008 at 12:16 pm
Here’s to honor, getting on her and staying on her.
June 30th, 2008 at 12:43 pm
Here’s the real question: Would Alba be up for some tromboning?
If yes, keep her.
If no, keep her. I was only joking; unless she was in to that.
June 30th, 2008 at 1:05 pm
Come on guys, lay off! She’s a mom!
Man, I can’t say that with a straight face. I’d treat her ass like Pacman Jones treats innocent bystanders: I’d cripple it.
June 30th, 2008 at 1:28 pm
I’d bang Leah Remini, but since she’s a little crazy with the Scientology, then it would have to be a hate fuck. Oh and Alba can still get it – she’s in Hollywood – she be tightened up in 6 weeks or less.
June 30th, 2008 at 1:52 pm
@ qualude conduct:
I had always heard it: Here’s to honor, getting on ‘er, staying on ‘er, and if you can’t cum in her, cum on er.
June 30th, 2008 at 2:56 pm
UU, once you stick a baby up that ass you about have to baste it sometimes, so yeah, all you guys afraid of the fatt wimmens best suck it up.
I cannot recommend tasting one after about 7 months, though. There’s a lot of stuff going on down there to prepare the tot-chute. I went down there after maybe 8 and when my tongue hit it kind of fizzed, like I was licking an Alka-Seltzer.
Six years ago and I’m still traumatized.
June 30th, 2008 at 3:27 pm
Alba in Idle Hands was her peak.
June 30th, 2008 at 4:24 pm
I be strokin’!
June 30th, 2008 at 5:42 pm
A Clarence Carter reference. Wow.
July 1st, 2008 at 1:28 am
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November 12th, 2009 at 2:13 pm
I wanna suck leah remini’s pussy dry and eat her ass while she calls me her bitch slave. I want her to dominate me while I suck her pussy dry