The Passion of the Undersized Linebacker
“Ever since I’ve rededicated my life to Christ I’ve caught way more persecution now,” he said. “But it’s a beautiful thing because I know it’s a breakthrough coming for me. I welcome it. What makes me any better than Christ? He was persecuted and I’ve been persecuted. My teammates know where my heart is. They know where my mind is at.”
It’s good to see Roy finding his inner-messiah. Hopefully he’ll continue to horse collar all of the non-believers into submission.
Bad MS Paint by Flubby
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Tags: bad football players, bad mspaint, flubby, jesus, loljesus, lolnfl, roy williams, sacrelicious, Unsilent Majority
June 3rd, 2008 at 10:37 am
yeah, I think I remember reading in the Bible that Jesus would horse collar his apostles if they got out of line.
June 3rd, 2008 at 10:41 am
See, he’s not horse collar tackling… he’s mock-baptizing players. From behind.
June 3rd, 2008 at 10:44 am
I am filled with Christ’s love!
June 3rd, 2008 at 10:46 am
Dancin’ away my hunger pains.
Movin’ my feet so my stomach don’t hurt.
I kinda’ like Jesus,
But not in a sacreligious way
June 3rd, 2008 at 10:47 am
Dag blast it!
“I’m kinda like Jesus”
Though I do kinda like Jesus, so I guess it’s not that bad.
June 3rd, 2008 at 10:50 am
Jesus would could consider Roy’s abysmal tackling an affront to the Lord. Why can’t a man that big and that fast wrap-up?
June 3rd, 2008 at 10:51 am
Ahhh, lolgodz…
June 3rd, 2008 at 10:54 am
Is he wearing a shirt made of roast pork?
June 3rd, 2008 at 11:15 am
Reggie White dedicated his life to Jesus and was a terror on the football field. Enough of your friggin excuses…stop being a lazy shit and play better before someone puts a bear trap in your shower.
F*cker.
/takes a deep breath
June 3rd, 2008 at 11:15 am
Forgot where I was for a sec…
FUCKER!
June 3rd, 2008 at 11:21 am
Jesus never won the Bronko Nagurski Trophy…Roy Williams never died for the sins of mankind…really, which is the bigger accomplishment? The one that takes talent or the one that doesn’t. Sheesh.
June 3rd, 2008 at 11:39 am
loljesus
I hope we get more use of this tag.
June 3rd, 2008 at 12:31 pm
“Ever since I’ve rededicated my life to Christ I’ve caught way more persecution now,” he said.
Yes, because we all know how unpopular it is to be a Christian in America.
Like Roy, I wake up in a panic sometimes when I realize that only 85% of the country shares my faith. It’s so tough being a persecuted supermajority.
June 3rd, 2008 at 12:40 pm
Otto, imagine what he’d feel like if he was a white Republican?
June 3rd, 2008 at 12:52 pm
He’s persecuted because the Jews run America, remember? And he’s on America’s team… ergo, he’ll be crucified any day now.
June 3rd, 2008 at 1:10 pm
Otto, imagine what he’d feel like if he was a white Republican?
Seriously. No one ever sticks up for The Man. They’re too busy sticking it to him.
He’s persecuted because the Jews run America, remember?
True. We all know that Cowboys owner Jerry Jones — real name: Jeremiah Mandelbaum — is a real meshugener with a shlekht mean streak.
/glaven!
June 3rd, 2008 at 1:18 pm
Last Unitard: Good luck keeping the ‘Topes in town.
June 3rd, 2008 at 1:33 pm
And the lord doth say, “Go get you some 2nd Tier Destiny’s Child ass, son.”
June 3rd, 2008 at 1:35 pm
Oy, Phillips is always schvitzing in the hot Dallas heat.
June 3rd, 2008 at 1:47 pm
so, is terence newman judas or pontius pilate?
June 3rd, 2008 at 1:57 pm
I am pretty sure that T.O. has the superior claim to the Judas role. At least that’s what Jeff and Donovan tell me.
June 3rd, 2008 at 2:09 pm
Mmm… pulled pork.
June 3rd, 2008 at 2:38 pm
Mmm… pulled pork.
I believe that’s called a “bris.”
June 3rd, 2008 at 5:44 pm
+2 for Otto
June 3rd, 2008 at 8:49 pm
Ever since I’ve rededicated my life to Christ I’ve caught way more persecution now.
Good for Roy. At least he’s catching something.