The Jets Still Suck At Selecting People From Large Pools of Talent
Much has been made of the New York Jets and their propensity towards drafting horrible football players. In recent years they’ve gone so far as to solicit advice from some bald asshole who graduated from some dumpy college that may or may not field a basketball team next season.
When the Jets drafted Vernon Gholston earlier this year it appeared that they’d at least mastered the art of selecting the most aesthetically pleasing candidate available, but recent events have cast doubt on that theory.
With next year’s Flight Crew roster one member away from being set the Jets decided to open up voting for the fans. The final three contestants have been put on display and the team is asking their fans to determine which of them will be fortunate enough to be rubbed up against at various public appearances over the course of the next year. Ladies and gentlemen Mouth-breathing gropers, here are your finalists.
And now for a word from the fans…
Tags: J-E-T-S Tits! Tits! Tits!, Really ugly cheerleaders, Unsilent Majority
June 4th, 2008 at 10:58 am
They may not be the most attractive gals around but I would still have sex with them. That being said…
BOOOOOOOOO
June 4th, 2008 at 11:04 am
They’re not ugly! I mean, this is the Jets, after all.
June 4th, 2008 at 11:05 am
I’d say vote the ugliest one in, just because it’s New Jersey, but then I realized it’s New Jersey. She’d still be a dime.
June 4th, 2008 at 11:08 am
I vote for #11. The shiny stockings combined with the flip flops is getting me all hot.
June 4th, 2008 at 11:09 am
I vote for Dustin Keller
June 4th, 2008 at 11:10 am
This is the best NJ can do? Jesus weeping Christ on the cross.
June 4th, 2008 at 11:11 am
The giant pair of scissors behind #48 can not be a good omen.
June 4th, 2008 at 11:17 am
Dancers/cheerleaders are a whole other breed.
June 4th, 2008 at 11:26 am
No, No, No.
June 4th, 2008 at 11:29 am
i wonder if there’s a none of the above option.
June 4th, 2008 at 11:33 am
#11 looks like Ruth Buzzi. That bitch was funny!
June 4th, 2008 at 11:39 am
girls, a little to the left…
/pushes trapdoor button
June 4th, 2008 at 11:40 am
#11 has Stuart Scott Lazy Eye Syndrome.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
June 4th, 2008 at 11:46 am
42 looks like she would do almost anything to get a vote. I mean aaaaaaanything.
June 4th, 2008 at 12:06 pm
The itty bitty titty committee approves of this photo.
June 4th, 2008 at 12:41 pm
this makes me feel bad for jets fans.
just kidding. they can go fuck themselves.
June 4th, 2008 at 1:17 pm
TURN OVER…PUT YOUR FACE IN THE PILLOW
/De La Soul
June 4th, 2008 at 1:28 pm
One of these mutts is really going to be on an NFL cheer squad. Just fucking wow.
June 4th, 2008 at 1:49 pm
HHHHHAAAATTTTEEEERRRRZZZ!!!!!
June 4th, 2008 at 3:18 pm
1 vote and you win! now THAT’s the way to have a competition. *shudder*
June 4th, 2008 at 3:51 pm
@Porky1: I am not Ruth Buzzy over here.
June 4th, 2008 at 5:15 pm
LOL @ Mini Dagger
June 5th, 2008 at 12:53 am
I have to say, I tried out to be an Eagles cheerleader this year, got cut in the second round, and am definitely prettier than all three of those girls. I’d say a full third of the girls who tried out for the Eagles were from NJ…we do have hot girls, I promise!
June 5th, 2008 at 1:40 pm
Due to the amount of alcohol consumed before, during and after Jets games, those girls will look like Jenna Jameson by halftime.
And isn’t there leash laws in NJ??
June 18th, 2008 at 8:33 pm
new backseat bangers clips…
new backseat bangers clips…