Comments on: The Emo Eagles’ Pain Is Unrelenting And Unknowable

By: Kyle Orton's out of work mach3

Kyle Orton's out of work mach3 — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 15:43:14 +0000

Sure am glad the meathead Bears fans didn’t get their wish and we ended up not picking him up, we’ve had enough washed up quarterbacks bring their fizzling careers here. I find the emo eagle quite hilarious little too rare though.

By: Otto Man

Otto Man — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 14:55:05 +0000

Bangs are worn by a man who doesn’t. Discuss.

By: jackin'4beats

jackin'4beats — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 14:36:21 +0000

Get a fackin’ heahcut ya fackin’ queeah.

/Tawmmy

By: Spaceman Spiff

Spaceman Spiff — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 14:16:17 +0000

So Drave, are you praising Garcia because of or despite his latent homosexuality? Dammit, be consistent! We don’t need any lascivious thoughts creeping into our den of homophobia & racism here at Klub KSK.

(Actually, that makes it sound like a gay bar – how ’bout The KSK Klub? Better?)

By: Drave

Drave — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 13:03:06 +0000

McNabb is a wuss and should play thru the pain. Jeff Garcia’s asshole is in constant throbbing pain yet he never misses a game.

By: Man Bear Pig

Man Bear Pig — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 09:21:14 +0000

Me too, FLS. Me too.

Bandages on my legs and my arms from you
Bandages, bandages, bandages
Up and down on my legs my arms from you
Bandages, bandages, bandages

Oh, and “hug C4″?
[/steals for personal use]

By: Westbrook Is My Anti-Drug

Westbrook Is My Anti-Drug — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 23:23:44 +0000

@ Naptown Drew

Have you SEEN North Philly lately? (ps, your best WR has!)

By: Tracer Bullet

Tracer Bullet — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 21:36:52 +0000

Eh. It’s June and he’s not having surgery. I refuse to give a shit about this unless it’s still a problem in training camp.

By: glass_family

glass_family — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 21:27:35 +0000

Hot Hot Heat isn’t emo… right? Please?

And I just realized I have the same track jacket as the fire-crotched, ironicly-mustachioed fellow. I’m doubly fucked.

By: chris - bessmervin

chris - bessmervin — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 20:31:31 +0000

Whenever I’m alone with you
You make me feel like I am home again
Whenever I’m alone with you
You make me feel like I am whole again

Whenever I’m alone with you
You make me feel like I am young again
Whenever I’m alone with you
You make me feel like I am fun again