Sadia Morrison (pictured, seriously), who was convicted for her role in the infamous Pacman Jones strip club shooting, was found dead in New York last Friday. Morrison was a stylist for several NFL players, and had previously worked for Vibe magazine. Apparently, she died after being thrown from a building.
Yikes. That’s some Hitchcockian shit right there.
[ photo: JAMD ]
![[avatar]](http://p.uproxxcdn.com/global/images/default-avatar.jpg){kind=avatar}
![[image]](http://cdn.ksk.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2012/02/pk-favre-150x150.jpg)
![[image]](http://cdn.ksk.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2011/12/pacman-tweet-150x150.jpg)
thank you for post very nice blog thank you admin ..
nice use of defenestrate. i see someone else subscribes to dictionary.com’s word of the day.
Hans Gruber always counts.
He had the benefits of a “classical education”.
“Now I can talk all day about imperialism & men’s fashion but work must be done.”
why do they call you ‘snake’?
what d’you got a long wee-wee?
I’m not sure if Hans Gruber counts either, because the window was already broken, wasn’t it?
@jc.
Thanks for the correction. All I remembered is it had something to do with gravity & glass.
Gotta go watch the sunset w/ Joe “Snake” Pantoliano
For Jeopardy, the answers are Ipswich clams & Deuteronomy .
BTW, if Sadia hadn’t gone out the window, Dixie would have put Drano in her pills…..I think they should interview Hunsacker
I’m too old for this shit
Not related, but 11:32am EST and no new posts yet today? I’m dying here. I was hoping for a Friday Cheerleader post before I take my half day and go get sauced at the Taste of Country concert. Yee-haw I’m fucking crazy!
Riggs- Tony Rocky Horror got thrown off a balcony onto a glass roof, so that’s more of a ‘refenestration’ or ‘infenestration’, or something. and get your slow ass in the car.
that shit in Prague i never heard of before (google), but I love it.
gotta go, Final Jeopardy’s on!
Speed doesn’t kill, sudden deceleration kills.
Nobody ever got killed on the “A-Team” but I’m sure many of Mr. T’s human defenestrations (in his personal life, that is) resulted in death and pity for the fool.
Defenestration never actually KILLS anyone … ask Mr. T, he threw like 1000 guys out of windows in the 80′s.
-Magnum
+1 mini dagger.
captain, somebody threw ru paul’s much uglier, much younger sibling off a roof or out a window. whatcha want us to do?
you are detectives. go forth and detect.
intuition tells me they might not be trying too hard here. a taxpayer dollar only goes so far in this economy.
@ Otto Man
“Mother! Can I have more petite marshmallows in my cocoa?” -Running Scared
Well played, Old Boy.
Otto Man: The industry’s leading innovator in obscure reference technology.
Perhaps she gave Mia Wallace a foot massage & Marcellus found out.
Does she know Tony “Rocky Horror”?
defenestrate was the dictionary.com word of the day, per gmail. most excellent.
Since no one else has hit the obvious one:
“Mother! Can I have some more petite marshmallows for my hot cocoa?”
That YouTube films is good but this one REALLY explains it all
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LubuSAgB5s
.
@ jc
That’s good hustle on mentioning the Defenestration of Prague.
Its not the volts, its the amps.
/late to the party
Exactly when did this turn into “gay-ass soccer blog”??? I didn’t get the memo.
Wow. This has been the first “Running Scared” reference I’ve heard so far today. Yes!
Gregory Hines: Too bad he’s dead.
Billy Crystal: Should be dead.
Jimmy Smits: So-so as a drug kingpin.
Michael McDonald: Shine, sweet dream…
OH AH GOTCHU
OH KUY
tommy davidson finally flipped out and chucked her out a window
jamie foxx is dead?
oh, and i wouldn’t hold out to see what Germany does in Russia. unless you haven’t got plans for the winter.
Hola, Julio!
-Tell him I said hello
Yeah
Julio, we been looking all over for you. ?donde esta?
-Tell him I said hello
He sounds very excited. Something about somebody stole his car. Julio, you wanna file a report, amigo?
He hung up.
-You didn’t tell him I said hello.
“Excuse me, we’re from Noisebusters. Do you know where the Menudo concert is?”
Germans beating Portugal is not news; I’ll hold out to see what they do in Russia.
riggs- you don’t need a cop, you need a lifeguard
and tell murtaugh to find out who’s payin the bills
Here’s your tip, bitch. Grow wings.
How did this reference avoid ridicule:
NFL SUPER STAR TIGHTEND VISANTHE SHIANCOE OF THE MINNESOTA VIKINGS( MEDIA CROSS MARKETING AND PUBLIC RELATIONS)
Last time the words superstar/tightend/shiancoe will be used in the same sentence.
To the Running Scared fans: Was sadia wering shoes or did they bathe her first?
@JC: all the games are on espn360, so if your internet carrier supports it, then yes.
@Otto: Explosive is a good word, if yesterday’s performance by the Russians holds true. Hopefully on Sunday, my team (Spain) will give the Azzurri the pounding they so richly deserve. But I’m not holding my breath.
i got the video just in time to see the final whistle.
fuck em. they couldn’t make it past the beach. fuckin teutonic titwillows.
can we get a guest appearance by the Indomitable Lions to close this fuckin polka party down before it starts?
No idea, jc. I’ve been watching on ESPN.
Saturday at 2:30, we’ll have a killer quarterfinal between my Netherlands team and the Russkies. Should be explosive.
nevermind.
apparently, maybe…
otto/smurph: can i watch that shit online
I am watching Germany dismantle Portugal right now, and I hate them.
I was about to make a comment about Christy Ronaldo, but they just narrowed it to 3-2. Game on, goose-steppers!
Sadia’s favorite Czech politician: “Jaroslav Borzita”
remind me not to start an argument in Prague. damn.
Has anybody checked out the Fug Girls’ alibi?
So Germany’s giving them a defenestrating?
Juwanna Mann?
@Shinons: I am watching Germany dismantle Portugal right now, and I hate them. So fuck their language, and fuck all y’all. (At least I picked them in my pool, so this isn’t a total loss.)
Cube:
that’s why he’s BDD and we just visitors
Warden: You got any last words?
Cube: Yeah, yeah I got some last words: FUCK ALL Y’ALL.
Warden: Switch.
‘Jeez I sure hope that’s not a hostage’
Sadia’s favorite Star Wars character: Mace “Thrown out the God-damn” Windu
Wait, Maj. Now you’re saying you are a middle-aged lesbian?
fuck all y’all
@smurphette – It’s got nothing on German though. That’s the only reason I took the language in high school. After I heard the words schlittenfahrt and kunst, I was sold.
I’m just thankful that she didn’t land on the Prime Minister of Malaysia
take that, you clap-havin tramp!
when keeping it real goes wrong
Word on the street is that she didn’t like people playin’ on her phone.
Also, defenestrate is one of my two favorite words in the English language. The other is zamboni.
“You was whistlin’ ‘get this bitch off me!’?”
Nice catch, wrecking ball. I was wondering if the Mr. Big quote would get any love.
i wasn’t screamin! i was whistlin
The dramatic hamster was the icing on the cake. This might be my favorite post ever put up on this site. Flub, you are a master of your craft.
*NBNEDV – there’s no ‘J’ in the latin alphabet, Junior.
I regret nothiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii -well, maybe the tights.
I’m using Fuck All Y’All as the close on all future emails.
Fuck All Y’All,
Gut Out
“You was whistlin’ ‘get this bitch off me!’?”
Howard St. in B’more on a Saturday late morning once I saw this crossing the street: Dude was in green galoshes and didn’t even bother with the wig, just threw an O’s cap over the puff and down to the corner store. But he did have on a square-cut lowback dress and some faux pearl studs.
But that brother now got to be considered the second most half-assed crossdresser I ever seen.
maybe she got attacked by her own dog when she came home with that shit on her head
‘Oh, you got the weave. Man, I thought you wuz a German Shepherd!’
@Maj: I just don’t find her outfit fierce enough. Christian Siriano would not approve.
maybe she tripped over those sweet work boots she is wearing and fell off the roof?
shit, otto. quote me a line from Running Scared that ain’t funny and I’ll be impressed.
SIT BACK, ZORRO!
Officer Raymond Hughes (it’s the guy with jet lag in the beginning of Die Hard)
who wants to know?
the days of brute law enforcement are over.
I’m not Hughes
MBMEDV
*ordinal
duh
Captain Logan: I hear you two watched ‘em mop up the pancake today.
Danny Costanzo: Hi, Captain.
Captain Logan: You two weren’t, uh, interrogating a suspect up on the roof, were you?
Ray Hughes: We got an alibi, Captain. Snake, tell him where we were or we’ll kill you, too.
From the looks of what’s in her bag, newspapers just lost another reader.
/might be a racing form
otto-
Julio don’t work for nobody.
So, one day after changing his moniker, Adam is a suspect in a crime?
What the article didn’t say was that before she kicked it she scrawls some code in the concrete with her own blood/lipstick. You know, backwards in Latin that can only be deciphered by processing each letter as the digit representing its cardinal position in the alphabet then subtracting an integer from each digit corresponding to the number in a Fibonacci sequence having the same position as the letter resulting in the numerals representing N-A-M-C-A-P…PACMAN backwards!
But, as Adam so eloquently put it, ‘that ain’t me’.
A. Mother I don’t even need to watch that shit no more.
Heh. Oddly enough, my “shot herself in the head six times” was a riff on a great line from that movie. “His boss had an accident, he fell on a knife four times.”
“The real crime here are those stockings! AmI right or am I right??? High five!”
-Jeff Garcia
It sounds like someone was given Mr. Big’s ultimatum — “You can take the stairs, or you can take the window” — and chose poorly.
No hablo Ingles.
Oh. Hablo…Smith and Wesson?
A. Mother I don’t even need to watch that shit no more.
Oh, and I want that bag.
Wait, Maj. Now you’re saying you are a middle-aged lesbian?
Again, Suge Knight was unavailable for comment.