Pacman gal-pal summarily defenestrated
Sadia Morrison (pictured, seriously), who was convicted for her role in the infamous Pacman Jones strip club shooting, was found dead in New York last Friday. Morrison was a stylist for several NFL players, and had previously worked for Vibe magazine. Apparently, she died after being thrown from a building.
Yikes. That’s some Hitchcockian shit right there.
[ photo: JAMD ]
Tags: ksk group posts, Pacman Jones, when keeping it real goes wrong, youtubage
June 19th, 2008 at 1:54 pm
Defenestration. That’s good shit.
June 19th, 2008 at 1:56 pm
And, just as she was falling, a SHOTGUN went off in an apartment below, killing her before she hit the ground! THE WORLD IS CRAZY!
June 19th, 2008 at 1:58 pm
They should put that in a movie, Drew. Just add frogs.
June 19th, 2008 at 1:59 pm
I don’t want to go on a rant, here, but America’s foreign policy makes about as much sense as Beowulf having sex with Robert Fulton at the first battle of Antietam. I mean, when a neoconservative defenestrates it’s like Raskolnikov filibuster deoxymonohydroxinate.
June 19th, 2008 at 2:03 pm
Wasn’t this a riddle about a block of ice melting or goldfish out of the bowl or a stick holding the window open?
June 19th, 2008 at 2:07 pm
…couldn’t swim or fly.
June 19th, 2008 at 2:10 pm
It was clearly a suicide.
Like that other stripper who crossed Pacman and shot herself in the head six times.
June 19th, 2008 at 2:13 pm
Gotta love that Pacman Jones…he’s the Kwame Kilpatrick of the NFL…
June 19th, 2008 at 2:14 pm
It is believed she was pushed out of the window by Marc Jacobs who, years later, is still incensed Sadia showed up to the 2004 Fashion Week in a hideous outfit complete with bright orange purse saying “FUCK ALL Y’ALL.”
June 19th, 2008 at 2:14 pm
What the fuck does an Editorial Stylist for Vibe magazine do? Besides fight with strip club bouncers and get thrown out of buildings, I mean. From that picture, Sadia doesn’t look particularly stylish or literate.
I also suspect that “Fuck All Y’all” is more than the legend on Sadia’s bag. I would wager it was something she said often and loudly, a verbal calling card, if you will.
June 19th, 2008 at 2:18 pm
You two weren’t, uh, interrogating a suspect up on the roof, were you?
rusrus. +elevenfinity. pending recognition.
June 19th, 2008 at 2:25 pm
Gravity is a harsh mistress.
In other words, Fuck All Y’all.
June 19th, 2008 at 2:28 pm
Police found a great deal of the date-killing drug DGHB in her system, better known by its street name, “de-roofies.”
June 19th, 2008 at 2:29 pm
The hamster fucks me up every time.
June 19th, 2008 at 2:30 pm
Deceleration trauma?
Cement poisoning?
rusrus?
June 19th, 2008 at 2:34 pm
Nobody saw nothin’
what, you mean somebody got up on the roof and said “anybody looks, I’m not jumpin”?
…
June 19th, 2008 at 2:39 pm
prison transvestites aren’t newsworthy but this is the exception to the rule.
June 19th, 2008 at 2:41 pm
Involuntary gravity-induced blunt-force trauma?
June 19th, 2008 at 2:48 pm
This just became my favorite picture in KSK history. Move over, Brady Quinn Cupping Balls/Getting His Balls Cupped, there’s a new sherrif in town.
June 19th, 2008 at 2:49 pm
@ogrish- a real transvestite woulda did his/her hair before going to ‘Fashionwhatever’
@rusrus
[Jane] Doe meets Sheraton Road. Splat.
…
June 19th, 2008 at 2:53 pm
Like that other stripper who crossed Pacman and shot herself in the head six times.
These things do happen.
Yeah, it’s a jungle out there.
…
…
June 19th, 2008 at 2:55 pm
She was trying to re-unite the Be Sharps, but George Harrison’s ghost was having none of it.
June 19th, 2008 at 2:55 pm
@ jc - ognihs, that hurr is did! and if you don’t like it… fuck all y’all
June 19th, 2008 at 2:55 pm
Goddamit, now I’m going to have that Alicia Keys song Fallin’ stuck in my head for the rest of the day…
June 19th, 2008 at 2:55 pm
i could see from that picture why someone would want her as a stylist… to one with an inferior mind, none of the things she is wearing match, but to an a+ stylist?
June 19th, 2008 at 2:56 pm
Oh, and I want that bag.
June 19th, 2008 at 2:58 pm
To be fair to her fashion statement, most designers dress like retards.
June 19th, 2008 at 2:58 pm
Now we know that Maj had a motive.
June 19th, 2008 at 3:00 pm
I heard Tom Petty’s song “Free Fallin’ ” was about Eric Clapton’s son.
June 19th, 2008 at 3:01 pm
pemulis- shit matches. it’s an ensemble.
[pretend i know how to use html and inserted a picture of Ronald McDonald right fucking here]
June 19th, 2008 at 3:02 pm
You have the right to remain DEAD. Anything you do will be used against you. You have the right to a coroner. If you cannot afford one, we will appoint a medical examiner for you.
Nice to see I’m not the only one who watches Running Scared.
June 19th, 2008 at 3:03 pm
So, one day after changing his moniker, Adam is a suspect in a crime?
June 19th, 2008 at 3:04 pm
If it’s one thing I’ve learned from this blog, it’s “Don’t hang out with NFL playus”
June 19th, 2008 at 3:05 pm
Again, Suge Knight was unavailable for comment.
June 19th, 2008 at 3:06 pm
Oh, and I want that bag.
Wait, Maj. Now you’re saying you are a middle-aged lesbian?
June 19th, 2008 at 3:07 pm
No hablo Ingles.
Oh. Hablo…Smith and Wesson?
A. Mother I don’t even need to watch that shit no more.
June 19th, 2008 at 3:09 pm
It sounds like someone was given Mr. Big’s ultimatum — “You can take the stairs, or you can take the window” — and chose poorly.
June 19th, 2008 at 3:10 pm
“The real crime here are those stockings! AmI right or am I right??? High five!”
-Jeff Garcia
June 19th, 2008 at 3:15 pm
A. Mother I don’t even need to watch that shit no more.
Heh. Oddly enough, my “shot herself in the head six times” was a riff on a great line from that movie. “His boss had an accident, he fell on a knife four times.”
June 19th, 2008 at 3:15 pm
So, one day after changing his moniker, Adam is a suspect in a crime?
What the article didn’t say was that before she kicked it she scrawls some code in the concrete with her own blood/lipstick. You know, backwards in Latin that can only be deciphered by processing each letter as the digit representing its cardinal position in the alphabet then subtracting an integer from each digit corresponding to the number in a Fibonacci sequence having the same position as the letter resulting in the numerals representing N-A-M-C-A-P…PACMAN backwards!
But, as Adam so eloquently put it, ‘that ain’t me’.
June 19th, 2008 at 3:16 pm
otto-
Julio don’t work for nobody.
June 19th, 2008 at 3:20 pm
From the looks of what’s in her bag, newspapers just lost another reader.
/might be a racing form
June 19th, 2008 at 3:21 pm
Captain Logan: I hear you two watched ‘em mop up the pancake today.
Danny Costanzo: Hi, Captain.
Captain Logan: You two weren’t, uh, interrogating a suspect up on the roof, were you?
Ray Hughes: We got an alibi, Captain. Snake, tell him where we were or we’ll kill you, too.
June 19th, 2008 at 3:23 pm
MBMEDV
*ordinal
duh
June 19th, 2008 at 3:24 pm
Officer Raymond Hughes (it’s the guy with jet lag in the beginning of Die Hard)
who wants to know?
the days of brute law enforcement are over.
I’m not Hughes
June 19th, 2008 at 3:26 pm
shit, otto. quote me a line from Running Scared that ain’t funny and I’ll be impressed.
SIT BACK, ZORRO!
June 19th, 2008 at 3:32 pm
maybe she tripped over those sweet work boots she is wearing and fell off the roof?
June 19th, 2008 at 3:33 pm
@Maj: I just don’t find her outfit fierce enough. Christian Siriano would not approve.
June 19th, 2008 at 3:35 pm
maybe she got attacked by her own dog when she came home with that shit on her head
‘Oh, you got the weave. Man, I thought you wuz a German Shepherd!’
June 19th, 2008 at 3:41 pm
Howard St. in B’more on a Saturday late morning once I saw this crossing the street: Dude was in green galoshes and didn’t even bother with the wig, just threw an O’s cap over the puff and down to the corner store. But he did have on a square-cut lowback dress and some faux pearl studs.
But that brother now got to be considered the second most half-assed crossdresser I ever seen.
June 19th, 2008 at 3:46 pm
“You was whistlin’ ‘get this bitch off me!’?”
June 19th, 2008 at 3:46 pm
I’m using Fuck All Y’All as the close on all future emails.
Fuck All Y’All,
Gut Out
June 19th, 2008 at 3:47 pm
I regret nothiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii -well, maybe the tights.
June 19th, 2008 at 3:53 pm
*NBNEDV - there’s no ‘J’ in the latin alphabet, Junior.
June 19th, 2008 at 3:53 pm
The dramatic hamster was the icing on the cake. This might be my favorite post ever put up on this site. Flub, you are a master of your craft.
June 19th, 2008 at 3:53 pm
i wasn’t screamin! i was whistlin
June 19th, 2008 at 3:54 pm
“You was whistlin’ ‘get this bitch off me!’?”
Nice catch, wrecking ball. I was wondering if the Mr. Big quote would get any love.
June 19th, 2008 at 3:55 pm
Also, defenestrate is one of my two favorite words in the English language. The other is zamboni.
June 19th, 2008 at 3:55 pm
when keeping it real goes wrong
Word on the street is that she didn’t like people playin’ on her phone.
June 19th, 2008 at 3:57 pm
take that, you clap-havin tramp!
June 19th, 2008 at 4:02 pm
I’m just thankful that she didn’t land on the Prime Minister of Malaysia
June 19th, 2008 at 4:03 pm
@smurphette - It’s got nothing on German though. That’s the only reason I took the language in high school. After I heard the words schlittenfahrt and kunst, I was sold.
June 19th, 2008 at 4:05 pm
Wait, Maj. Now you’re saying you are a middle-aged lesbian?
fuck all y’all
June 19th, 2008 at 4:05 pm
Sadia’s favorite Star Wars character: Mace “Thrown out the God-damn” Windu
June 19th, 2008 at 4:10 pm
‘Jeez I sure hope that’s not a hostage’
June 19th, 2008 at 4:11 pm
Warden: You got any last words?
Cube: Yeah, yeah I got some last words: FUCK ALL Y’ALL.
Warden: Switch.
June 19th, 2008 at 4:13 pm
Cube:
that’s why he’s BDD and we just visitors
June 19th, 2008 at 4:15 pm
@Shinons: I am watching Germany dismantle Portugal right now, and I hate them. So fuck their language, and fuck all y’all. (At least I picked them in my pool, so this isn’t a total loss.)
June 19th, 2008 at 4:17 pm
Juwanna Mann?
June 19th, 2008 at 4:21 pm
So Germany’s giving them a defenestrating?
June 19th, 2008 at 4:25 pm
Has anybody checked out the Fug Girls’ alibi?
June 19th, 2008 at 4:29 pm
Sadia’s favorite Czech politician: “Jaroslav Borzita”
remind me not to start an argument in Prague. damn.
June 19th, 2008 at 4:29 pm
I am watching Germany dismantle Portugal right now, and I hate them.
I was about to make a comment about Christy Ronaldo, but they just narrowed it to 3-2. Game on, goose-steppers!
June 19th, 2008 at 4:32 pm
otto/smurph: can i watch that shit online
June 19th, 2008 at 4:34 pm
nevermind.
apparently, maybe…
June 19th, 2008 at 4:39 pm
No idea, jc. I’ve been watching on ESPN.
Saturday at 2:30, we’ll have a killer quarterfinal between my Netherlands team and the Russkies. Should be explosive.
June 19th, 2008 at 4:44 pm
i got the video just in time to see the final whistle.
fuck em. they couldn’t make it past the beach. fuckin teutonic titwillows.
can we get a guest appearance by the Indomitable Lions to close this fuckin polka party down before it starts?
June 19th, 2008 at 4:45 pm
@JC: all the games are on espn360, so if your internet carrier supports it, then yes.
@Otto: Explosive is a good word, if yesterday’s performance by the Russians holds true. Hopefully on Sunday, my team (Spain) will give the Azzurri the pounding they so richly deserve. But I’m not holding my breath.
June 19th, 2008 at 5:06 pm
How did this reference avoid ridicule:
NFL SUPER STAR TIGHTEND VISANTHE SHIANCOE OF THE MINNESOTA VIKINGS( MEDIA CROSS MARKETING AND PUBLIC RELATIONS)
Last time the words superstar/tightend/shiancoe will be used in the same sentence.
To the Running Scared fans: Was sadia wering shoes or did they bathe her first?
June 19th, 2008 at 5:07 pm
Here’s your tip, bitch. Grow wings.
June 19th, 2008 at 5:10 pm
riggs- you don’t need a cop, you need a lifeguard
and tell murtaugh to find out who’s payin the bills
June 19th, 2008 at 5:44 pm
“Excuse me, we’re from Noisebusters. Do you know where the Menudo concert is?”
Germans beating Portugal is not news; I’ll hold out to see what they do in Russia.
June 19th, 2008 at 5:53 pm
Hola, Julio!
-Tell him I said hello
Yeah
Julio, we been looking all over for you. ?donde esta?
-Tell him I said hello
He sounds very excited. Something about somebody stole his car. Julio, you wanna file a report, amigo?
He hung up.
-You didn’t tell him I said hello.
June 19th, 2008 at 5:54 pm
oh, and i wouldn’t hold out to see what Germany does in Russia. unless you haven’t got plans for the winter.
June 19th, 2008 at 6:03 pm
jamie foxx is dead?
June 19th, 2008 at 6:10 pm
tommy davidson finally flipped out and chucked her out a window
June 19th, 2008 at 6:17 pm
OH AH GOTCHU
OH KUY
June 19th, 2008 at 6:31 pm
Wow. This has been the first “Running Scared” reference I’ve heard so far today. Yes!
Gregory Hines: Too bad he’s dead.
Billy Crystal: Should be dead.
Jimmy Smits: So-so as a drug kingpin.
Michael McDonald: Shine, sweet dream…
June 19th, 2008 at 6:42 pm
Exactly when did this turn into “gay-ass soccer blog”??? I didn’t get the memo.
June 19th, 2008 at 6:43 pm
Its not the volts, its the amps.
/late to the party
June 19th, 2008 at 6:44 pm
@ jc
That’s good hustle on mentioning the Defenestration of Prague.
June 19th, 2008 at 7:27 pm
That YouTube films is good but this one REALLY explains it all
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LubuSAgB5s
.
June 19th, 2008 at 8:36 pm
Since no one else has hit the obvious one:
“Mother! Can I have some more petite marshmallows for my hot cocoa?”
June 19th, 2008 at 9:07 pm
defenestrate was the dictionary.com word of the day, per gmail. most excellent.
June 19th, 2008 at 9:24 pm
Perhaps she gave Mia Wallace a foot massage & Marcellus found out.
Does she know Tony “Rocky Horror”?
June 19th, 2008 at 10:05 pm
@ Otto Man
“Mother! Can I have more petite marshmallows in my cocoa?” -Running Scared
Well played, Old Boy.
Otto Man: The industry’s leading innovator in obscure reference technology.
June 19th, 2008 at 10:56 pm
captain, somebody threw ru paul’s much uglier, much younger sibling off a roof or out a window. whatcha want us to do?
you are detectives. go forth and detect.
intuition tells me they might not be trying too hard here. a taxpayer dollar only goes so far in this economy.
June 19th, 2008 at 11:33 pm
+1 mini dagger.
June 20th, 2008 at 2:42 am
Defenestration never actually KILLS anyone … ask Mr. T, he threw like 1000 guys out of windows in the 80’s.
-Magnum
June 20th, 2008 at 3:02 am
Nobody ever got killed on the “A-Team” but I’m sure many of Mr. T’s human defenestrations (in his personal life, that is) resulted in death and pity for the fool.
June 20th, 2008 at 6:08 am
Speed doesn’t kill, sudden deceleration kills.
June 20th, 2008 at 9:53 am
Riggs- Tony Rocky Horror got thrown off a balcony onto a glass roof, so that’s more of a ‘refenestration’ or ‘infenestration’, or something. and get your slow ass in the car.
that shit in Prague i never heard of before (google), but I love it.
gotta go, Final Jeopardy’s on!
June 20th, 2008 at 11:34 am
Not related, but 11:32am EST and no new posts yet today? I’m dying here. I was hoping for a Friday Cheerleader post before I take my half day and go get sauced at the Taste of Country concert. Yee-haw I’m fucking crazy!
June 20th, 2008 at 1:30 pm
@jc.
Thanks for the correction. All I remembered is it had something to do with gravity & glass.
Gotta go watch the sunset w/ Joe “Snake” Pantoliano
For Jeopardy, the answers are Ipswich clams & Deuteronomy .
BTW, if Sadia hadn’t gone out the window, Dixie would have put Drano in her pills…..I think they should interview Hunsacker
I’m too old for this shit
June 20th, 2008 at 1:38 pm
why do they call you ’snake’?
what d’you got a long wee-wee?
I’m not sure if Hans Gruber counts either, because the window was already broken, wasn’t it?
June 21st, 2008 at 10:01 am
Hans Gruber always counts.
He had the benefits of a “classical education”.
“Now I can talk all day about imperialism & men’s fashion but work must be done.”
June 21st, 2008 at 9:10 pm
nice use of defenestrate. i see someone else subscribes to dictionary.com’s word of the day.
June 23rd, 2008 at 12:39 am
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